I have great news from Jūken Sentai Gekiranger

awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables

bobby tables is real

Protip: if you want to hint at a character's past as a sexy pirate, double check the pronunciation of any and all nautical terminology, even words that look fairly straightforward like "topsail" or "bowline."

Rainy forecast tomorrow, so I will not be wearing either of these hats to Shanty Fest. Debating the tunic, though, if I can remember what the laundry instructions were.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

Taking my stupid little walk for my stupid little mental health.

I stopped to see our gothic avian family residing in NYC's great gothic cathedral, St John the Divine. I captured one parent heading back out after dropping off lunch. The youngsters are growing fast and will be fledging soon! 🖤⛪️🖤 #Ravens #birdsseenin2026 #birding

Trying to get into the habit of sprucing up all of my Itch landing pages. The content is still the same, but the front door is nicer. Anyways if you haven't seen this one yet, I can reccomend!

I'm learning that many people do not know about Dracula Daily, the newsletter that emails you the chapters of Dracula in real-time as it happens in the book. It's a very fun way to read it! draculadaily.com

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

good behind the scenes

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I know it risks straying into "this hurts cis people too," but I do actually think that increased exposure to trans people is good and shouldn't just be some "for the eggs in the audience" thing. There's a reason that Mormons pair their door-to-door people off with each other. It's lateral policing.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

Sir Arthur Conan "I have a clear mental picture of exactly where each individual piece of furniture in Sherlock Holmes' apartment is located but cannot remember that men are not named James" Doyle.

@tudorsandtms.bsky.social interested in weighing in on the thread?

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

Very funny to me when management is keeps repeating "Look, AI isn't going away, so get used to it." It's like a confession that it sucks. If it had any actual good qualities, you would list those instead of just "idk you gotta."

If I were a conspiracy-minded person, I might think that CVS Specialty is deliberately making their website worse so that I'll get fed up trying to order my very expensive medication every month so they can declare me noncompliant and stop covering it.

Annual reminder that virtually every 'Easter was a pagan festival' claim online is bullshit. historyforatheists.com/2017/04/east...

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

i’m enamored with this thing. there’s something very beautiful and also very perverse an N64 controller that’s Normal

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

When you wanna treat yourself but also don't feel like going anywhere or doing anything or spending any money.

Almost everyone who is successful at anything falls into the trap of "If you work hard and put your heart into it, you will succeed." But in reality, you just never hear about everyone who did everything right and still didn't get anywhere.

I recently saw someone try to make the "if a game is good, it'll find an audience" argument the other day and I've been mad about it since. Success is never guaranteed. You can do everything you can to improve your chances, but I wish more people recognized that quality work ≠ guaranteed audience.

Bad news obviously but Orwell's Twilight does have way too many talking animals boning at dusk so it's not a huge loss.

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Brought the wrong protection 🛏️🍜

oh yeah well I have mansions in Solitude, Riften, Dawnstar, Skingrad, Bruma and the Imperial City buddy

Any time you see someone posturing about supporting small businesses and their brand being a tiny team of one or two people, take some time to remember the potentially hundreds of factory workers propping them up who have gone unacknowledged.

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Being human is so fuckin cool we have thoughts and feelings and preferences and I think and feel and feel strongly that that is beautiful???? www.reddit.com/r/StandUpCom...

My fave bit is where the judge catalogs how many pages of young adult romantasy she read before issuing this decision.

“I am going to beseech you, which is more than a recommendation but less than an order, to provide snackies”

If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, they’re not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure Pokémon avatar called like ant piss aficionado

It's coming up on a month since Discord announced it was doing that forced age verification mandatory biometrics bullshit so I am sitting in STERN judgment of anyone I see who's still got their little Nitro trinkets

what if nothing is a distraction from anything else adn its just that horrible things can happen at the same time

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.