If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

He looks like a cartoon cigar just exploded in his face.

Trump openly defies the teachings of Christ at an ostensibly Christian memorial service, to rapturous applause.

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Nothing but respect for MY Super Mario Brothers.

Just thinking about the fact that if Trump dies, the President is going to be a man who, by rights, should currently be hosting the 873rd-most-listened-to podcast in the country and having to read out five-minute personalized ads for his only sponsor, a canine anal-creme manufacturer.

Pope Leo understandably doesn't want to deal with Trump unless he has to.

The worst thing Twitter did was kill long form blogging.

ASCII walkthroughs were a golden age and delivering all walkthroughs through goddamn videos is an absolute monstrosity

We're seeing the merest beginnings of a split between Republicans who think the thousand-year Reich is upon us and Republicans who realize this is going to end in a bunker.

Dutch late night TV has its take

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

*stepping out of a time machine in 2007* I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

"Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured. But I fear greatly that the storm will not pass. It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly, ever more widely." - W. Churchill

Montreal Star, February 4, 1939

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it." - Judge Learned Hand Happy Constitution Day!

creating a database of internet users that do not celebrate the life of robert redford in a way that only i have vaguely defined as correct

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

True fact that sounds like a shitpost: the burpee was named after its inventor, Royal Huddleston Burpee Sr.

The follow-up post is the best part.

this is the funniest graphic you could have made for this

1984 wasn't intended as an instruction manual.

You wouldn't trust JD Vance to carry a bowl of hot soup across an empty room. The idea of him taking over the MAGA movement is hilarious.

wow

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

MAGAts hate it when you quote MAGAts.

I propose that we start calling Stephen Miller "Temussolini."

the world is cruel, yet it still produced the incredibly wholesomely horny Donut Prince couple: m.youtube.com/watch?v=aE6w...

I would love to see the"temperature" lowered but the temperature is high because the MAGA movement is burning the country down, not because liberals are telling the truth about it.

Indian proverb … “the right and left wing belong to the same bird” The problem arises when the right wing is only concerned about keeping the right-wing alive. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Sledge Hammer!

Right wingers spent all day yesterday whining that liberals calling Charlie Kirk a fascist is what got him killed, when it turns out that he was killed for not being fascist enough.

Surprise! The shooter was a Trump supporter.

It sure seems like making an extremely online edgelord Vice President of the United States has emboldened other extremely online edgelords.

When the shooter is (as usual) a conservative white guy.

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

Less than a week ago Trump posted an AI generated image of himself napalming an American city so please spare me the sanctimony from MAGAland about "toning down the rhetoric."

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Imagine being wedged between them.

I think Alito, Thomas and Gorsuch are intellectually dishonest and know that they regularly contradict themselves to reach the correct conservative results. Kavanaugh is just an idiot.

It's just that simple.

Unless the five things are Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't and Don't these "experts" are full of crap.

Black or white, male or female, short hair or long hair, silly face or regular face, everyone is welcome at the Redondo Beach South Bay Bowl in 1975. If you can roll a ball you're a friend of ours and if you can't roll a ball we'll teach you.