Breathtaking

Asking what the MAGA movement should do about groypers is like asking what a stool should do about one of its legs.

One of the most influential U.S. Vice Presidents in history died yesterday and the sitting President, a member of the same party, hasn't said a word.

i gotta be honest, the jay jones thing never hit with me because the fash say things way worse than that, with worse language, and *do* worse every day. like. ok? he sent bad texts? y'all murder innocent venezuelans in violation of international law and will never see heaven?

Art by Kerry Callen

I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one

You heard me

Project 2029

One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.

When I say "I have a conflict with this meeting" I do not mean that I have another meeting at the same time. What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.

Happy Halloween! Don't trust any witches today. (Except me.)

oh my god

A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”

Irish character named Almon Doyle

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

My take on Platner is that if we accept every single thing he says as true, it means he's a dumb guy, and there are already way too many dumb guys running things.

No one survives Lesbian Purge.

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Having come of age in the late 1990s/early aughts one thing I find really upsetting about AI is the fact that the previous period of unrestrained technological growth created countless new jobs and skillsets, and the stated goal of AI is to eliminate jobs and human skills altogether.

The Internet is for reading blogs about the Iraq war and watching strongbad emails

Fans of VAT food and drink cases will enjoy this decision, where the Tax Tribunal was entertained with two days of argument on whether Ferrero Nutella chocolate biscuits (pictured) are “covered in chocolate”. caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukftt/tc/202....

"Exploitation" isn't just a genre.

It's fascinating how the moral decay of normal people who turn MAGA manifests itself physically. Usha's out here looking like she drank from the wrong cup (and she did!).

🚨YOUNG ALAN RICKMAN AS TYBALT🚨

In America, all the men who pride themselves on being Alpha and Masculine have volunteered to be the mewling houseboys of a prissy old pedophile who didn't know their names even before the seventeen strokes he's had this year.

This isn’t about the meme or anything but Roger Taylor: a) suggested the concept for the music video; b) is the one on the left. Babe. There is still time.

I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this

im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied

I don't really get this. There's nothing special about the wine they use for communion until it's consecrated. That's kinda the point!

Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.

OUCH 💥😟

When Dhalsim gets hit by Blanka's electricity attack, the skulls around his neck aren't visible. This suggests that the skulls aren't made of bone, and are thus fake.

saw an ad touting Canada's LARGEST Injury Law Firm and underneath LARGEST it says Size Measured by Number of Lawyers. so i checked. 65 lawyers. which for sure is a crazy amount of lawyers if they're like, loitering in your front yard. but at a law firm.. that's where 65 lawyers are supposed to be

Standing in my yard Where they tore down the East Wing To make room for the torn down East Wing

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

The libertarians are at it again.

The horses did nothing wrong.

Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.

Thanks a lot, readers

One Unsuspecting tyrant double-decker beef fort please. No tomatoes.

As usual 90s era Onion had this dynamic nailed

The Nazis saw how easy it was for MAGA to take over the Republican party and now they're making their move.

Note that this is different from the Young Republican racist texts story from last week, and also separate from the Republican who had a Nazi flag in his office. There are three different Nazi Republican stories going around, so try to keep up.

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This in FT this morning 👇