As someone who still has a TiVo: 😭

The hibiscus I grew from a seed decided to bloom this week lol

One way to cut down on social media posts that are like "so you hate waffles" would be to ban matt yglesias and jesse singal

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

Remember when the words "illegal" and "unconstitutional" meant the government would not do the thing?

This is why I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel like there’s a very janky clock counting down to these cultists literally worshipping Charlie Kirk. When Trump dies they’ll just port Christianity over entirely with TrumpDaddy & Kirk as his innocent sacrificial son it’s gonna be AWFUL.

It strikes me that quite a lot of people knew for the last year that the guy running our horrific deportation squads took a bag with $50k in cash from undercover FBI agents investigating corruption, and it didn’t get out until now.

I particularly love when two characters who have ABSOLUTELY NO CANON CHEMISTRY make it work on a fanfic through the hands of a skilled writer. No wonder some of these people are moving on to write trad pubbed novels.

shipping is one hell of a drug creatively. you will actively start honing your craft just to see two (or more) characters smooch. actually strive to get better at what you do just to do them justice. it's genuinely wild.

So I chose to go back to school Tomorrow is my first day I’m a little nervous lol I’m taking Non Verbal Communication, Critical Thinking, The Art of Theatre, Algebra and TRIGONOMETRY (help) and some kind of intro class for my major lol. This should be fun!

If you think about it, it's actually surprising that it took six whole months before putting a vaccine-denying, roadkill-eating, ex-junkie carnivorous dead brainworm host and loonytunes conspiracy nut in charge of the CDC destroyed the CDC.

As an old white lady, I am WEARY of Black people having to constantly bail us out of legislation put forth by the stupidest white people alive. FFS, vote better. DO BETTER.

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Happy Anniversary my Dougie. You fill my heart with love and laughter — thank you for being the best partner in this adventure called life.

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good” Nobody is asking for perfection. Just stop shitting on marginalized communities and hero worshipping politicians If you think that’s asking for perfection, then that’s a you problem

the fuck your feelings crowd has a lot of feelings about restaurant logos, apparently

In the bookshop this morning: PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.” CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down * CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”

Wow, that's so interesting.

How do you make Anime bros mad? Easy. Remind them that Sailor Moon's power level is also considered 'Unknown' because her universe contains infinite dimensions and timelines and she's the Goddess of her universe, so Goku will lose. They HATE to see Magic Girl manga lore coming, istg.

Was looking up the part in THE MAKING OF STAR TREK where Kirk’s bio said he commanded a smaller ship before the Enterprise… and came across a fascinating nugget: Kirk, by the second season at least, had been in command for four years! That gives STAR TREK: YEAR ONE plenty of playroom. #StarTrekSNW

It's wild how we say "party pooper" and I don't think twice about it but the second you warn me somebody's a "party shitter," you've got my attention

Martha 2028

So, are you saying that we shouldn't work hard to change that status quo? Oh, and being greedy is definitely a character flaw.

(Applause) This is why I muted Cuban the moment he came to Bluesky. He might be slightly less toxic than the rest of them, but that’s not saying much.

sorry @mcuban.bsky.social, legally you are required to give Martha all of your money now. she has earned it by right of conquest, I don't make the rules

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

When did Vincent D'Onofrio become NATO ambassador?

Throwing dildos at people is sexual harassment. I don't actually care if the person who did it is young. That said, if it wasn't his idea then it's bullshit if he's the only one experiencing a consequence.

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

It’s not much but it’s the least I can do.

I learned everything I need to know about Type 1 Diabetes from The Baby-Sitters Club’s Stacey McGill

ICE doesn't even have a detention center in Hawaii. The men have been put in a federal prison there. Very far from home, and presumably their lawyers. Via @missionlocal.org

Michelangelo was born in a pet shop in Hell's Kitchen in 1973. Following a vehicle collision and accidental exposure to a mysterious substance that blinded one child, he was raised in the sewers of New York by a mutant rat.

He emerged into public view alongside his brothers in 1987 at just 15 years old, beginning a legendary decade-long conflict with the criminal Foot Clan, now defunct.

He quickly developed a reputation as the "party dude" of the group, which spiraled over the 1990s into addiction and mental health issues. "i was supposed to be the fun one but i wasn't having any fun," he said in a 2017 interview with CBS News.

Roy Cooper raises $3.4 million in first 24 hours of his Senate candidacy. The former North Carolina governor set a fundraising record with his day-one campaign haul.

The baby was like wait a minute 😅😅

So I apparently was denied for cooling assistance. I need to get an AC. I’ve got $100, just need another $70 to cover the rest If anyone can help me out, I’ve got PayPal and cash app If not, please share PP is [email protected] CA is bearovermen I did have Venmo but they shut it down lol

The Epstein list is, more than likely, bipartisan. Notice that both administrations are failing to drop the list. These politicians will try to get the people to fight each other by fanning partisan flames. Nah. We the people ain’t going for it.

How about universities quit paying these mafia thugs payouts and sack up instead?

2028 candidates I will not vote for: Gavin Newsom Pete Buttigieg Rahm Emmanuel Choose someone else. There are plenty of candidates who think everyone deserves rights. Pick one.

i will never vote for pete buttigieg. i will never vote for gavin newsom.

not voting for buttigieg or newsom, theyre both worse than useless

The fact that buttigieg was presenting it as "reasonable people" having fears about "fairness", considering how carefully he chooses his words, is so gross. It's not a "reasonable" fear- studies already show that trans women don't have an advantage over cis women. Trans women are women. End of story

There is no middle ground on human rights. Either you believe humans have rights or you don't. You can't go halvsies.

Liberals willing to embrace anti-trans bullshit because they like Buttigieg don’t believe in anything. No, he didn’t have a point. No, The Advocate did not take him out of context. No, there’s no middle ground. The issue here is simple: It’s human rights or discrimination.