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I need to know exactly what kind of shenanigans are going on at Spanky's

Robert Carradine died and I’m sobbing

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker. This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.

Lena Chipman announces run for Shelby County Commission. tennesseelookout.com/2025/11/03/t...

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

Ah yes, the famous crooner, gangster, and member of the rat pack, JFK

How come there are hungry people in the richest country in this world? 🙄🙄

In a major victory, a court ruled the Trump administration must use emergency funds to provide food stamps to Americans.   No one should choose between paying bills and buying groceries.   We'll continue our lawsuit to fight for our families and the services they deserve.

Time's running out and we've got swag to unload. We'll be giving out free merch at canvasses all weekend. But only while supplies last. Sign up for a shift or two and get there early: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

As someone who still has a TiVo: 😭

The hibiscus I grew from a seed decided to bloom this week lol

One way to cut down on social media posts that are like "so you hate waffles" would be to ban matt yglesias and jesse singal

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

Remember when the words "illegal" and "unconstitutional" meant the government would not do the thing?

This is why I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel like there’s a very janky clock counting down to these cultists literally worshipping Charlie Kirk. When Trump dies they’ll just port Christianity over entirely with TrumpDaddy & Kirk as his innocent sacrificial son it’s gonna be AWFUL.

It strikes me that quite a lot of people knew for the last year that the guy running our horrific deportation squads took a bag with $50k in cash from undercover FBI agents investigating corruption, and it didn’t get out until now.

I particularly love when two characters who have ABSOLUTELY NO CANON CHEMISTRY make it work on a fanfic through the hands of a skilled writer. No wonder some of these people are moving on to write trad pubbed novels.

shipping is one hell of a drug creatively. you will actively start honing your craft just to see two (or more) characters smooch. actually strive to get better at what you do just to do them justice. it's genuinely wild.

So I chose to go back to school Tomorrow is my first day I’m a little nervous lol I’m taking Non Verbal Communication, Critical Thinking, The Art of Theatre, Algebra and TRIGONOMETRY (help) and some kind of intro class for my major lol. This should be fun!

If you think about it, it's actually surprising that it took six whole months before putting a vaccine-denying, roadkill-eating, ex-junkie carnivorous dead brainworm host and loonytunes conspiracy nut in charge of the CDC destroyed the CDC.

As an old white lady, I am WEARY of Black people having to constantly bail us out of legislation put forth by the stupidest white people alive. FFS, vote better. DO BETTER.

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Happy Anniversary my Dougie. You fill my heart with love and laughter — thank you for being the best partner in this adventure called life.

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good” Nobody is asking for perfection. Just stop shitting on marginalized communities and hero worshipping politicians If you think that’s asking for perfection, then that’s a you problem

the fuck your feelings crowd has a lot of feelings about restaurant logos, apparently

In the bookshop this morning: PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.” CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down * CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”

Wow, that's so interesting.

How do you make Anime bros mad? Easy. Remind them that Sailor Moon's power level is also considered 'Unknown' because her universe contains infinite dimensions and timelines and she's the Goddess of her universe, so Goku will lose. They HATE to see Magic Girl manga lore coming, istg.

Was looking up the part in THE MAKING OF STAR TREK where Kirk’s bio said he commanded a smaller ship before the Enterprise… and came across a fascinating nugget: Kirk, by the second season at least, had been in command for four years! That gives STAR TREK: YEAR ONE plenty of playroom. #StarTrekSNW

It's wild how we say "party pooper" and I don't think twice about it but the second you warn me somebody's a "party shitter," you've got my attention

Martha 2028

So, are you saying that we shouldn't work hard to change that status quo? Oh, and being greedy is definitely a character flaw.

sorry @mcuban.bsky.social, legally you are required to give Martha all of your money now. she has earned it by right of conquest, I don't make the rules

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

When did Vincent D'Onofrio become NATO ambassador?

Throwing dildos at people is sexual harassment. I don't actually care if the person who did it is young. That said, if it wasn't his idea then it's bullshit if he's the only one experiencing a consequence.

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

It’s not much but it’s the least I can do.

I learned everything I need to know about Type 1 Diabetes from The Baby-Sitters Club’s Stacey McGill

ICE doesn't even have a detention center in Hawaii. The men have been put in a federal prison there. Very far from home, and presumably their lawyers. Via @missionlocal.org

Michelangelo was born in a pet shop in Hell's Kitchen in 1973. Following a vehicle collision and accidental exposure to a mysterious substance that blinded one child, he was raised in the sewers of New York by a mutant rat.

He emerged into public view alongside his brothers in 1987 at just 15 years old, beginning a legendary decade-long conflict with the criminal Foot Clan, now defunct.

He quickly developed a reputation as the "party dude" of the group, which spiraled over the 1990s into addiction and mental health issues. "i was supposed to be the fun one but i wasn't having any fun," he said in a 2017 interview with CBS News.