my face when someone’s yelling at work and I start to go into fight or flight

@louispeitzman.bsky.social just came here to see if you posted this yet

AI Actress Tilly Norwood enters the Criterion Closet!

brb finding the podcast episode where I talk about meeting nicole kidman and keith urban when I was 15 and making an ass out of myself. this breakup is about ME now!

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Riyadh Comedy Fest has a diverse line up

This is embarrassing as hell

I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind

Why is Snail Frog’s unpaid assistant

when you’re good, so good, yes

via @vveetto.bsky.social

Voting ends tomorrow at noon, WGAWers! You don’t have to vote for me but please do vote! (for me)

Would you pay 50% less for an electric chair airline seat with its voltage control in the hands of a toddler?

It's funny how many MAGA folks are comparing Charlie Kirk to MLK, who Kirk repeatedly said was an awful person.

Love seeing my husband David Strathairn next to the late Robert Redford

Every week I say “I’ve reached my limit” and then 2 more years pass

the most woke thing we did in the ‘90s was accept that one kid in every class that walked around on all 4s like a dog

the most woke thing we did in the ‘90s was accept that one kid in every class that walked around on all 4s like a dog

whenever someone in entertainment is a little too happy about something like this, we know exactly what’s going on

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I will not rest until every acquaintance’s children’s back to school post is hearted

If you hear a medieval times staff say “hello” remember to tell them they’re being unprofessional

. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap

Finally a cool / classic movie poster that isn’t some weird photoshop blurred slop

Why are older people sharing AI videos of babies talking like adults and laughing and how do we stop this

As someone who currently has a bruise on their hand, the current Trump discourse has me conflicted

“Yes, I know. Transition lenses are for pedophiles.” - my mom retaining knowledge I’ve passed on to her

Every week I say “I’ve reached my limit” and then 2 more years pass

Donald Trump congratulating you on your engagement feels mean somehow still

As someone who currently has a bruise on their hand, the current Trump discourse has me conflicted

just remembered when I sent the song “that’s life” by frank sinatra to my dad to support his point that life has continuous highs & lows & he sent lyrics back to me explaining that the song supports his point that life has continuous highs & lows as if he just thought of it & I thanked him.

Being an adult is just pretending things don’t bother you and requesting refunds on app subscriptions that went past the free trial

“Lucky!” - Michelangelo’s David

"Let them eat shit." - Marie Antourettes

Am I cringe or am I dancer?

I hate that the answer to so many of my problems is to just have more money. Why can’t it be to watch more reality TV buzzed on Stella Artois?

What if just this once they change the sex rule for the Pope as a treat

Y’all mind if I say something

Pope from Chicago by Sufjan Stevens

“Still crazy after all these years” - Paul Simon / My old therapist running into me in public

My team thanks you, Pamela. Your homage is an honour.

“Still crazy after all these years” - Paul Simon / My old therapist running into me in public

“Don’t remind me”

“Don’t remind me”

Why is he a second grader in the ‘90s in this interview

We need a vaccine that prevents men from spitting in parking lots

me, third-wheeling on a date