I hear the apartment above me do everything BUT having sexy time. getting worried for them. far too involved in their hobby of dropping something hard every 30 seconds.

dad stop commenting on my weight challenge

angry nerds™️ (this site)

Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)

these are so beautiful. I can’t wait to start training tomorrow morning, in preparation for kicking your damn ass. 🥊 ✨

*reaching for my phone like it’s a baby monitor* “just gotta check on america”

“worn a few times” by this local woman. brave.

Wait until I die - it'll still be worth nothing but at least I'll be dead.

childhood home is sold and I have to get what remains of my things this morning. preparing to bring back a box of law and order: svu dvds that have cut outs of chris meloni slipped into the sleeves

I feel comfortable in therapy but vulnerable walking in a shopping mall

RT if you’re putting on your new January 5th PJs and excitedly getting into bed to wake up early for StormTheCapitaliversary.

the hive mind is everyone who regularly posts on linkedin #pluribus

reorganized my bedroom and my mom downvoted the photo text. this has ruined me.

the daily snow storms have allowed me to catch up on all of the crying I’ve been meaning to get to

first magnesium salt bath of 2026 is going to change everything for me

wow crazy to see this year’s memories compiled this way, I have achieved so much

“so this is christmas, and what have you done?” - your dad swinging the door open to your childhood bedroom as it approaches noon and you’re still in bed

We just want to please you, Carol. Unfortunately, we do have to deploy you in a war.

my 73 y/o Italian dad pulling up to yosemite: “I no remember every ting being so gay”

I’ve been sleeping half the day through the holidays and lost 5lbs. follow me for more health tips!

We just want to please you, Carol. Unfortunately, we do have to deploy you in a war.

“so this is christmas, and what have you done?” - your dad swinging the door open to your childhood bedroom as it approaches noon and you’re still in bed

New Substack! Hearts and Bones - The longing to feel human in a world of loss connection open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...

when both of your divorced parents don’t text back at the same time and you start to think…

“red flag” “green flag” what ever happened to patiently waiting to see if your life blows up or not

“Fun was had by all” - someone getting a little presumptuous with the Facebook captions

are there women who don’t like this show because so far it’s just men and I’m curious if the reasons are the same

does a positive article about james cameron exist

As they should be 😤

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

I cannot stand this video trend - which means I must join it so it no longer holds power over me 🤝

“Oh wow, is this one of those poly cubes?” - me looking at a photo of what ended up being 4 adult siblings posing close together for a christmas portrait

christmas dinners are so small now that the “cousin walk” is just me taking the cat into the other room to take pictures

Invite to talk about Pluribus

one thing about me is I’m going to call the kettle black. me being a pot should be of no concern to you.

one of my favourite places to throw stones is from my glass house. i don’t let the haters interfere with my hobbies.

shoulders up and head forward ✔️ 2006 emo amount of eyeliner ✔️ barry manilow dress suit ✔️ ready to publicly grieve

To those who say #pluribus is too slow, have you considered growing up

Helen from beneath the earth in #pluribus

used, but in a way that increases its worth

#MulhollandDrive / #Pluribus #DavidLynch / #VinceGilligan www.instagram.com/p/DScsM66kvF...

ABOUT TIME #Pluribus

23&me fighting back calling me the W slur

trash tabloid leave bill hader alone challenge

I‘m saying what it represented, I don’t agree with it but am analyzing re: those who say they don’t get his allure

luigi mangione represented someone who would sacrifice for others in modern time and I think that stuck with people because it feels so rare now

when the pharmacist tells me the price of my new medication

“I know what you are” meme but about public figures who are secretly MAGA

am I picking up a neighbour’s algorithm or something