Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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What if we’re Corn and we have met our Moriarity?
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tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
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quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
12 days ago
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Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
15 days ago
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Fixed it
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16 days ago
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What if you took A SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT FOR YOURSELF PLEASE GO ASK YOUR FATHER FOR A SNACK.
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Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
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19 days ago
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What if Gumbus is what Daphne Guinness thinks she is?
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or--and stay with me here--we could have just believed the women
19 days ago
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21 days ago
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What if you’re a holidayderp?
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3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
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22 days ago
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I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
22 days ago
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but what was the workplace wearing
24 days ago
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Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
24 days ago
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the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
24 days ago
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Good morning to everyone who- You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
27 days ago
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it turns out that Americans don't really like having shit dumped on their heads
27 days ago
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maybe George W. Bush will come out of hiding now
28 days ago
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the absolute fuckery of adding ANOTHER hour to 2025 whew
about 1 month ago
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Danny Pinion
about 1 month ago
Fearless!
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@quinncy.bsky.social
what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Honestly, I’d watch these.
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if you’re making it easier for someone to get an AR-15 and measles and harder to get food and healthcare you’re on the wrong fucking side
about 1 month ago
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stop defending nazi tattoos challenge
about 1 month ago
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bunker and Argentina wait I’ve heard this one before
about 1 month ago
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Soooooooo is there anything stopping him from keeping the government shut down permanently asking for a crumbling democracy
about 1 month ago
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many thanks to the non-American press for actually doing journalism on our national nightmare
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about 1 month ago
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absolutely fascinating and heartbreaking how those pictures of the White House being bulldozed really made it real for folks
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destroying our institutions literally and figuratively
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the Louvre Heist Discourse is hilarious because it's like 1% oh no how awful and 99% honestly that's pretty fucking badass nice work fellas
about 1 month ago
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wait did he think it was the Nobel Feces Prize
about 1 month ago
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writing is hard the end
about 1 month ago
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The craziest thing about that video of Trump dumping shit out of a fighter jet is that the federal government is still shut down and they still haven’t released the Epstein files
about 1 month ago
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Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏾
about 2 months ago
These three things are true: 1. You should go to the rally. 2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice. 3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
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I need Judy Blume to write a sequel called Are You There God It’s Me Margaret In Perimenopause And Seriously What The Fuck
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Gumbus gets it.
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if not neck vagina then why neck vagina shaped
about 2 months ago
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excuse me while I crumble into dust and blow away like an ancient tumbleweed made of Actually Normal Back Then
about 2 months ago
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the absolute heartbreak of finishing a book you’ll never get to read for the first time again
about 2 months ago
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I am working on a piece of writing about stuff that happened during the early years of COVID and the way that is making me feel is a reminder of how much unresolved trauma we are all carrying around from those years and how that is a big part of *waves hands around* that we really don't talk about
about 2 months ago
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History is only dangerous to those who WANT to repeat it
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about 2 months ago
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Me: well, nothing could be stupider today than RFK Jr gibbering on about circumcision causing autism Them: hold my beer *indicts Tish James*
about 2 months ago
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Perimenopause or Fascism? Why I Want To Murder Everyone by Ami Berger
about 2 months ago
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happy first day of the new SCOTUS term to all who like a healthy splash of despair in their coffee
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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What if Gumbus is relatable?
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about 2 months ago
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What if we’re an orangederp who is starring in THE OUTSIDE(CAT)ERS?
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people lost their jobs over this fucking guy
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about 2 months ago
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Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏾
about 2 months ago
We’re not suppose to live like this. It is exhausting.
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Like, there are approximately eleventy billion songs written by dudes about vaginas and a ladyhuman writes one about a penis and everyone loses their whole entire mind
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
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