I am working on a piece of writing about stuff that happened during the early years of COVID and the way that is making me feel is a reminder of how much unresolved trauma we are all carrying around from those years and how that is a big part of *waves hands around* that we really don't talk about

History is only dangerous to those who WANT to repeat it

Me: well, nothing could be stupider today than RFK Jr gibbering on about circumcision causing autism Them: hold my beer *indicts Tish James*

Perimenopause or Fascism? Why I Want To Murder Everyone by Ami Berger

happy first day of the new SCOTUS term to all who like a healthy splash of despair in their coffee

@amiberger.bsky.social What if Gumbus is relatable?

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re an orangederp who is starring in THE OUTSIDE(CAT)ERS?

people lost their jobs over this fucking guy

We’re not suppose to live like this. It is exhausting.

Like, there are approximately eleventy billion songs written by dudes about vaginas and a ladyhuman writes one about a penis and everyone loses their whole entire mind

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

absolutely WILD listening to NPR report yesterday's meeting with the generals as if it was a perfectly normal development and not an absolute clownshow garbage fire perpetuated by the same fashy fools who also just shut down our entire fucking goverment

*opens internet* Ted Cruz: defending pedophiles *closes internet *

girls be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just the Epstein files and an Elizabeth Warren-type sixty-five point plan for how Democrats are going to make sure the 2026 elections are free and fair

“Tylenol” means “rapture” in Covfefe so THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

Trump is all about the rapture because he thinks it’s spelled “rapeture”

Watergate, reading the news: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

the Rapture has the chance to do the funniest thing next week

2011: President Obama tells jokes about Donald Trump 2025: Donald Trump outlaws jokes

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re getting the band back together?

I honestly did not think the apocalypse would be this stupid

Thank you Connor! I DID NOT KNOW THIS. Now I know how to say Get the fuck out of my phone to dirty ai. @connorratliff.bsky.social

If you’re white and you view the police as inherently helpful, then this sort of thing sounds like a great idea and one that is totally feasible.

Oh he’s a secret government informant all right (just not for our government)

stop policing other people’s bodies challenge

You say “distraction” I say “part of Project 2025” let’s call the whole thing off

I hope these survivors burn the entire fucking world to the ground

Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"

Four Seasons Total That Story About Helping The Woman On The Side Of The Highway Before The Accident Is Complete Bullshit

The only proof of life I will accept is a picture of him holding up a printout of every post from last night hoping for his demise

that photo is proof of something but I’m not sure it’s “life”

I MEAN LOOK WE REALLY TRIED

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made while we were hoping he was dead

we'll know it's happened when we see the orange smoke

in retrospect, the internet may have been a mistake

💔

Trump’s gonna ask Putin to marry him to get the news cycle back

so fucking wild to think about how absolutely obsessed the media was with Joe Biden’s mental and physical health and now that Trump’s body and mind are literally rotting away like an old banana in front of our very eyes the entire Fourth Estate is like HAS GAVIN NEWSOM GONE TOO FAR or whatever

@quinncy.bsky.social at least they warned me?

I’ll never forget the day in Nov. 2020 that PA finally got called. I was walking the dog and listening to the news and suddenly everyone on the street stopped, stared at each other, and then broke out into cheers. Cars starting honking their horns. 1/2

the fuck your feelings crowd has a lot of feelings about restaurant logos, apparently

hey babe what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your possibly radioactive shrimp

TRUMP: [is unhinged, insane] NEWSOM: [parodies unhinged insanity] REPUBLICANS: Gavin Newsom is insanely unhinged!!1! NEW YORK TIMES [probably] What do these three independent voters eating pizza at a Casey's outside Des Moines think about Gavin Newsom's unhinged insanity?

Yes this is my schtick but also this is broadly speaking a byproduct of minimal generational turnover: Politics is comparable to music in that your brain gets stuck on the hits/vibes of the era you came of age.

when you dig out your old Corel Draw files from 1995 for your new logo

Hakeem Jeffries is living in a completely different timeline as the rest of us

Remember a million years ago when Trump was impeached for trying to pressure Zelenskyy into making shit up about Joe Biden good times

the John Bolton cameo at the end is what makes it art

This is NOT real as far as I can tell—it’s not on their current X feed—but the fact that I had to go check to make sure tells you all you need to know.