I read this book in my 30’s & it left me feeling… deeply contemplative fun is overrated anyway 💙 You’ll be glad you read it And you’ll discover definitively who you do And who + what you don’t Answer to. 📙

Emotion, which is suffering, ceases to be suffering as soon as we form a clear and precise picture of it. - Spinoza And with that quote, I now understand why I am absolutely driven to write.

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we love a wedding reception?

Your free thought for the day. www.patreon.com/posts/139106...

It’s free. www.patreon.com/posts/138962...

“I’m famous; I have to say something!” 1. No you did not. Literally, no one wondered what you thought, 2. You could have waited, thought and created heartbreaking, beautiful, art. (They…could not. This is an actual artist)

The cannibalism at the end of a cult of personality is never late. (“The end? They’re destroying everything!” Yes. He’s an old man and the left side of his face is in his moob. This is winding down and they’re fighting to be the next King Maga. But that is not how cults of personality go) (Ever)

@amiberger.bsky.social What if your sister stole your flippy miniskirt and then stained it before trying to shove it back in the drawer like YOU DIDN’T SEE HER AT RECESS.

Jessica Mitford was bold to teach us all that; some chose to ignore this.

One does not grieve through a fresh beat.

Ah, pageants. That literally explains everything.

See also: Red tie.

Wearing the traditional “Invisible Sky Friend Prefers Kapok” hair.

OfCharlie will be allowed to be a saintly figurehead with freshly-done straw hair and a full beat. (So odd how they believe in God’s inerrancy and yet all the Ofs change everything Invisible Sky Friend put on their bodies; it’s almost like they’re cherry-picking the Big Book O’Bulies)

IMMACULATE USE OF DEEP CUT.

"Didja hear about my ball room? Plenty of ball room at the White House, you can hold your balls in the nicest room built by the best workers, with tears in their eyes, thinking of the balls that will be held there, all because of the greatest President of all time, Me." www.cnn.com/2025/09/11/p...

"Charlie Kirk was a passionate advocate of his beliefs!" And what were those beliefs? "Ha ha, uh ... you know the ones."

This is even dumber now that we know he went to college for one semester then dropped out.

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re getting the band back together?

“Of any competence” dies from the weight being laden on its back.

The aging, latent police reporter in me can't help put pause to remark on the unforced error of the SAC in Salt Lake's FBI field office making the unforced error of announcing they have recovered a “footwear impression.” A shout-out to toss or destroy those shoes, ASAP. That's a detail you keep.

Second this. My audiobooks are @libro.fm or @lapubliclibrary.bsky.social. I’m not giving that whoreson a dollar.

I don't think it's cruel or "too soon" to suggest that we actually remember Kirk for who he was. As Voltaire wrote, "The living deserve our respect. The dead deserve only the truth."

Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.

“I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage” -Charlie Kirk

Trump orders flags throughout the United States lowered to 'Half Mast' until Sunday evening in honor of Charlie Kirk. (A courtesy not extended to Melissa Hortman and her husband.)

Sigh.

Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.

This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence. www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...

If you think sharing a public pariahs own words that he used to endanger millions of Americans is dunking kindly block me and stay in your make believe world where you get to feel good about yourself for abstract self-righteousness.

“I thought he’d just be an asshole to brown people” is not exactly Saul on the road to Damascus.

Court Jester will extend to Kirk exactly the same recognition of the humanity of others he has spent a decade extending to POC, queer folk, and Democrats.

As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*

DANNY. (Cackles)

We…have not. Hoor.

She arrived in the States a decade older than most models arriving in NY bsck then, no paid fashion modeling jobs on her record - if they existed, we’d have seen them - and cheap nasty bolt-on boobs - which we have seen. She’s a hoor. Unlike most of his victims, she was old enough to consent.

ALL THE THOUGHTS,

@amiberger.bsky.social What if Corn owns everything his wobble touches?

This is censorship from an authoritarian regime that wants to project the illusion that they face no internal opposition or dissent. No other way to describe it.

@amiberger.bsky.social We have established the least existentially-terrifying cats are OrangeDerps, but what if they ARE the Pussycat Doll?

My newsletter is out for the week. This one is available even to people who haven’t subscribed (but also, like, subscribe). In this one I talk about how Trump is the biggest loser and how Tom Cruise runs so good and I promise it all makes sense, after a fashion.

@amiberger.bsky.social What if you are training the new hire?

To the people saying “good, let the stupid people die” that’s not how it fucking works. Unvaccinated people get other people sick. Babies too young to be vaccinated, immune compromised people, people who can’t get vaccinated for a medical reason, etc. without herd immunity, people will fucking die.

If not squatters, why behaving like squatters?