Airport food and drink.

Y’all. My husband just got us tickets to see Rush in Chicago. I get to see Rush!!

You can tell it’s fake because Monica would have given NED the stables. 🤣🤣🤣

So our state has time to reinstate barbarism but not to pass a budget. Got it.

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

But my marketplace healthcare for the three months I had to use it before my new employer’s healthcare kicked in was less expensive than the workplace healthcare by far. R seems to mean Repugnant these days.

You’re not gonna be able to watch this without smiling.

This is so important to show to people.

We. Live. In. The. Stupidest. Timeline. Ever. WTAF

@marisaroffman.bsky.social Please tell us you’re gonna get some scoop for us on this timeline stuff. My discord folks are buzzing like bees at the moment. 🤣🤣🤣

Some days I can't believe they've come so far. #OrganizedCrime

So basically the Law & Order franchise built a tesseract.

Petition for Michele Fazekas to retcon the last 3 seasons of SVU and OC now that we have gotten rid of time and space

Michele Fazekas really just gonna blow up the timeline like that? I’m gonna lose friends when I say this, but I have to. I LOVE IT. #svu #organizedcrime

I am soooooooo tired of studying for this exam. I feel like I’m giving birth to a Monte Carlo simulation. Fourteen more hours and I’ll be in the testing room.

Lots of assumptions in this article. I’m registered unaffiliated because I worked for a nonprofit when I moved here and it seemed prudent. I have never once voted for a Republican for any office ever, and it’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever even consider it.

I hear the President has decreed that it is possibly a crime to refer to Americans as "fascists," but "fascism" is a word that has a relatively clear meaning that's worth understanding. Here's how an official publication of the US Army defined "fascism" in 1945.

🗣️THIS is the message!! Brava, Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social!!

This is why I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The insanity of this. 27 years and this is it. Slowest. Burn. Ever.

Fuck this asshole. Full stop. FEMA is approved and funded where I live and this administration is blocking the approved payments from getting to the areas that need it. There is ZERO reason to trust anything a Republican says anymore, including this latest bullshit.

In case you were still wondering if #MelissaEtheridge still has it… whew! What a show she threw down Thursday night.

Just finished watching Monica’s funeral scenes. Truly the end of an era. RIP Leslie. Hope you and Stuart are ripping it up in the afterlife. #GeneralHospital

Anyway, today is the one year anniversary of Helene, and Kristi Noem is still refusing to release the approved FEMA funds we need to rebuild areas that are still massively destroyed around here. How is everyone else doing?

Wild to think this was written in 1985. #donhenley

My kid was just asking me about why, when I visited the USSR in 1989, there were so many statues of Lenin there back then. I told him that the one thing most dictators have in common is that they’re all narcissists. And he pipes up, “And men.” *blink*

Josh: If you were in an accident I wouldn't stop for a beer. Donna: If you were in an accident I wouldn't stop for red lights.

I’m sure I will have thoughts about SVU once I watch it, but I was seeing Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls tonight instead so I don’t feel like I missed anything.

Asheville in a nutshell.

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

In one of the most buzzed-about productions of the Broadway season, former Bill & Ted actors Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter unite once again in "Waiting for Godot."

Some phrases are so well-known, you don't need to say the whole thing to be understood. E.g., you can say "birds of a feather" without saying "flock together." -“When life hands you lemons…” -“Great minds…” -“When in Rome…” Such partial phrases are called 'anapodotons.'

This might be the dumbest fucking sentence I’ve ever seen

WTAF has happened to Entertainment Weekly? I’m trying to hang on for the rare gem they offer, but mostly it’s crap (in this case, literally) like this lately.

Stephen Colbert couldn't resist mentioning Donald Trump in his first monologue back following The Late Show's big Emmy win — watch it in full here.

I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years. Speaks for itself.

Boooooo. My first #kickboxing injury. (Calf muscle sprain. Gotta do the RICE thing but it could have been so much worse, so there’s that.)

She wants us to be like someone who caught a bullet from someone else who shared his racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic ideologies but was big mad because he wanted him to have even shittier versions of them? Hard pass, thanks.

My alternate plans?

These chaos agents at it again.

2022 - 2025 ‼️‼️

Today marks two years since we lost Billy Miller, the Emmy-winning actor who brought Billy Abbott and Drew Cain to life with unmatched passion. His talent touched millions, and his courage in battling mental health continues important conversations. Gone too soon, never forgotten. 💙 #BillyMiller

“And how you die does not redeem how you lived.” PREACH.

No one wants this www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microso...

I love it when eye candy comes with massive talent, and I love it even more when it gets rewarded.

Does anyone NOT think this is basic mafia shakedown tactics happening with this platform? I’m not even a user or fan of TikTok, but it’s kind of obvious.