> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

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This Koraidon I have has and I quote, “kiss my ass energy”.

[X] the Ancient Japanese Art of [Y]: The Mobilization of #Japanese Metalinguistic Fantasies in Self-Help Literature Recording of a lecture I gave at JSAA2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=TElW...

Attention! Important News: I have discovered someone on YouTube editing Paulie Walnuts into Star Trek TNG episodes

imagine if trans people didn't need to beg for their fucking lives constantly and instead we could just be funny and hot and go to sleep at night without worrying about what threat morning will bring

Rewatching Star Trek: The Animated Series and the episode "The Magicks of Megas-tu", where Captain Kirk is actually defending Lucifer sticks out, "We're not interested in legend, he's a living being, an intelligent life form. That's all we have to know about him. We will not join in harming him."

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

I didn't think she had it in her, nor what I really asked for, nor what I meant in any form, but I'll give Haru Urara props for getting the spirit.

I think I speak for everyone today when I say: Rest in Peace Haru Urara

goodnight, my shining star #haruurara

Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.

run free, haru urara #umamusume

Loser on the track, winner in our hearts Rest peacefull, Haru urara #umamusume

Doing daily Moonlight Sho races and somehow stumbled into the Haru Urara Memorial Derby. #umamusume #haruurara #haru

Good night, Haru Urara, be happy in the dreamland, eat as many carrots as you like, run as much as you want, sleep well #umamusume #prettyderby #haruurara #RIP

Rest in Peace, Haru Urara

Thank you for everything, Trainer…! #umamusume #haruurara

As of September 9th, 2025, Haru Urara has passed away. She lived a healthy life until her last day, and passed peacefully at the incredible age of 29 years old. Your legacy will always be remembered. Rest in peace, Haru Urara 💜 friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213

#NoContextDiscordCalls "Honse Christian Andersen"

This is gonna piss off the biggest losers who had zero intention to play the game

HARIKITTE NO!

Person: "Why is Still In Love that way? I could fix her." Me: "No problem found, no fixing necessary, working as intended, closing trouble ticket."

consider: the Borg collective is a sort of organization. a borganization, if you will.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---- #UmaMusume #HaruUrara

GROUP B LOSERS BRACKET RISE UP #umamusume

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

REWRITE HISTORY 🌸 #umamusume

Dream on, girl #umamusume #haruurara

On Wednesday, on WoW, I raced in the Tundra Trot in the @tournamentofages.bsky.social. To bring up the hype for the race, I decided that my steed would be Haru Urara. She didn't make first place, but she was cheered on by everyone T_T;.

I drew more horses #umamusume

honse

Where is Matikanefukukitaru going? Wrong answers only.

Pictured: A Trad Uma not doing so trad.

"Curren Chan but she doxxes the other racers and their trainers." #LookAtCurren #CuteCurrenChan

Please enjoy this picture of Haru Urara who is currently munching down on the grass that was sent by overseas fans.

this is how it works right (i did not play the horse game) #fe #fe4 #jugdral #fireemblem #umamusume #goldship

Haru Urara(Uma Musume) Art via Mario Paint #rkgk #MarioPaint #Umamusume #HaruUrara #Urara #ウマ娘 #ハルウララ #ウララ

Retired racehorse #Umamusume

Trying to make @shamanluneia.bsky.social use a Spirit Box in Phasmophobia and holding up a phoropter asking the ghost "what looks better? 1 or 2?"

I have this headcanon of the Umamusume Nice Nature being very into into US Southern Hip-Hop (specifically 2000s era Crunk), knowing the lyrics, and even knowing how to spit her own bars --- and came up with this stupid idea.

This is Mihono Bourbon and Rice Shower to me #umamusume #fanart #digitalart

the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this

Who keeps putting pickles into Urara's burgers #umamusume

Alternative version of the drawing

given that it's a retelling of Neon Genesis Evangelion, isn't Rebuild of Evangelion therefore "Neon Deutoronomy Evangelion"?

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