#GVerse Once you see how fast food is made, you may change your mind about eating it: 😱🤣 Sorry Not Sorry! 😅

Amanita Jester #art

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We have a possum sharing feral cats food again!

Throwback to one of the best moments I ever had at work ever. Its a shame I dont see them more often.

Stepping in something wet when you have socks on:

22 days until Christmas🎄

23 days until Christmas🎄

Opossum This guy knows his stuff (Timeline cleanse)

Did you know? Black friday is named after Rebecca Black who invented Fridays in 2011

Me rn

every time you say something mean to me this is who you’re beefing with

You all stole my personal joke and I'll never forgive you, Charlie Brown

“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.” Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*

🎶ROXanne! You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight ROXanne You don't have to watch that bin at night ROXanne You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right Turn off that porch light (Roxanne) turn off that porch light (Roxanne) turn off that porch light (Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶

"Here's a lil sumthin' I wrote for all you lovely ladies out there" *flexes fingers* 🎶PLINK! PLANK! PLUNK! PLINK! PLINK!🎶 "HISSSSSS!" *faints and plays dead*

possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays

Had another Opossum visit this morning. This one was much smaller than the one that came by a few days ago. Love the white tips on the ears and the dirt on the nose! #opossum

A pile of maple leaves appeared on our deck out of nowhere last night. Mystery solved! #opossum we call Esteban.

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Possum o’clock. Last night.

Chicago is healing

I love that these two hang out together. I also love that I appear to have a male and a female, so I better get some more babies out of this. Miss Fat Booty is in the condo and Blaze is on the right.

Stopping for a moonlit drink

*boop* 🫵🏻 Pickles was stinky and needed a bath 🥰

Strange cat

This opossum has been eating too much of the porch cats’ food?? 😭😭😭

Opossum wants to know: Why‘s it always a spot just outta reach?

Cannibalism

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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

Important possum-related news. wapo.st/4nGNZNS

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

This person took this when they called the race

good morning everyone 🖤 wishing a kind and easy day for y’all!!

I found a place for @harleypossum.bsky.social to go trick or treating next year.

Happy Halloween! 🦇🎃

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

Remember to always feed @nunalette.bsky.social when you can.

Mommy, please pick me up. I'm scared.

Opossum friend...

🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃

i would fucking annihilate a plate of these right now ngl

Aahh body is acting up again...🥲 Bring it up b☆tch!!! I still have diclofenac and I'm home already!!! 😠🤜🤛🤪 #notmyfirstrodeo #chronicpain

I should call her