Let’s imagine for one second that this is a factual statement (it’s not, but I digress…) Why does one person saying “Chicago is going bad” overrule 7 million other people saying “fuck off, we don’t want you here”?

This dude is not only going to start a war for no reason, he’s going to do it with outdated tactics because he watched a war movie the previous night.

The most embarrassing part of this is how apathetic our society is to this story. It’s shockingly depressing. People are getting murdered so Stephen Miller can jerk off in the Situation Room while Trump whines about having to climb stairs. This country needs to be destroyed.

Guessing he got notice from the Nobel Committee that he will never, ever, EVER be getting a Nobel Peace Prize, so he’s going to try and create the Trump Peace Prize and unilaterally award it to himself. It’s not going to work, Donnie Doodoo. Barack is still better than you in every possible way.

This is why companies lobbied to get the cancel subscription button removed. Because it’s easier for customers to hold companies accountable for poor decisions. When a customer cancels, it’s very difficult to get them all back. Reversing the poor decisions might work for some, but not all.

This is great with the Yakety Sax music, but I noticed something else. See how when the biker flees, he immediately heads to the bike lane. Even when fleeing for his life, he’s mindful to obey all traffic laws. These are the people they are trying to arrest. The ones following the law.

The dumbest part of this country is the fact that the billionaires who want to run it are so divorced from reality (and multiple ex-wives). We mandate cops wear bodycams. How’s that going? Are they on their best behavior? Do the cams keep them in check? Hell no, they just turn off the cams.

Counterpoint: These teams deserved a tie (derogatory)

This game has firmly gone into “Everyone Sucks Here” territory. A stupid tie is just what this stupid game with stupid defenses deserved.

Pretty sure I’ve said this before, but having a timed overtime (and a possible tie) when both teams get possession is stupid AF. Just go to the college system. Start at your own 35, but just eliminate ties.

Find yourself someone who loves you like NFL coaches love prevent defenses in the final two minutes. And by that, I mean find yourself someone who fails every time, but still has the confidence of a champion.

Two-minute defenses suck in the NFL. All of them. They all suck. Make a stop.

I applaud the player safety option, but this just looks ridiculous.

If Europe was going to win at Bethpage, I can’t think of a better choice to drain the winning putt. Well done!

At least Trump won’t try to steal the trophy to take to Mar-A-Lago. Probably will “challenge” one of the European players to a “nine-hole match” to “claim victory”. You know, like how he won his 3749 club “championships”.

Something’s happening… Feels like Medinah, only for the USA.

I don’t want to sound the alarm too early, but there could be the beginning of something happening at Bethpage Black. Get to NBC.

Is Cameron Young the USA MVP? Many people are asking…

As soon as Keegan Bradley ran in and got involved with Justin Rose’s drop, you knew it would fire him up. Not that it will make a difference to the ultimate final score, but Keegan’s captaincy has been questionable, at best.

BALL DON’T LIE!!! Get wrecked, Newcastle!!!

GET TF IN!! UTA!

10/10 replacement. No notes. Also, hopefully no motorcycles.

Graham Le Saux in the booth. Arsenal gets fouled: “There’s nothing in that.” Newcastle gets fouled: “The refs should see that and be calling it. Let’s see 11 more replays so I can whine more about them not calling this foul on this team I’m definitely not rooting for”

Arsenal at St. James Park…

Wait until this asshat hears about how long a coal fire burns, or the environmental impact of a nuclear reactor.

Why does anyone let Portnoy onto their show? Ranting against lightning delays? “If you get struck by lightning, it’s not your day” Just an absolute douchecanoe.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more deserving halve for both sides than that McIlroy/Lowry vs. Cantlay/Burns match

One of two possibilities: 1. They were always going to fold, but didn’t want his first show back, where he would inevitably address what happened, to be shown. 2. ABC threatened to pull all programming, including MNF. These are not mutually exclusive, but at least one happened.

When you tell your child to go to bed and they mutter under their breath on their way to their room.

Man, if only there was some common theme to all these conservative, right-wing leaders being arrested and convicted of corruption. It quite a mystery…

I just signed up. Marisa has been on top of stories well before anyone in the mainstream media. Her scoops have been stolen by everyone from the NYT to the National Enquirer (I don’t know if the last one is true, but probably). We need independent journalists like Marisa! Sign up!

Three detainees were just murdered at an ICE facility, and these asswads are still complaining that Trump had to climb stairs.

When you’re so corrupt and criminal that even Erdogan hates you and is trying to distance himself from you.

What a dick move by one of the all-time dick in the history of sports. Yes, Auburn *could* search for a more-qualified coach, but practice starts this week. Yes, the players *could* transfer, but they’re already in class and no one else has roster spots.

This is the performative nonsense that gets attention. Yeah, “bear” that cross like Jesus did. I’m sure the Romans put some good wheels on it, so Jesus didn’t have to carry it himself. Absolute hypocritical twatwaffles.

“Illegal Use of Hands to the Face” implies there is a legal use of hands to the face, and call me crazy, but I don’t think there should be.

The last 15 minutes of NFL football has been legitimately insane. I honestly have no words.

Trump still thinks “seeking asylum” means they belong in an “insane asylum”. He also thinks people who are actually in an “insane asylum” are “monsters”. He is unfit for office based on this alone.

The Piscataway Doink!

If any future time travelers are reading this, you don’t need to go back and commit any crimes. Just go back to Butler and move that stupid iPad. Literally begging you.

This is only going to enrage him further, and he will likely invade Greenland as a result. Yes, all normal people know that the Dutch and Denmark are completely different countries/people. But he doesn’t. He sees a D, and he doesn’t care about anything else.

I’ve noticed that 2025 is the year of “no holding penalties called unless the defender falls down and we still accept flopping” in the NFL.

Welp, here it is. SCOTUS explicitly said that Trump could not fire Fed governors, and now, here he is begging them to let him do it anyway. Expecting SCOTUS to rule against Trump or uphold their own ruling is foolish. And that will simply seal Trump as dictator forever.

There’s a non-zero chance that two decades of work to seize control of American democracy could be undone by these maniacs getting too confident and attacking Jimmy Freakin’ Kimmel. The dude that co-hosted a show literally called “The Man Show“ could be the immovable object that breaks it all down.

If you are considering cancelling over the Jimmy Kimmel issue, please remember that Disney also owns ESPN and Hulu. So if you’re in for a penny, you might as well be in for a pound.

Don’t know how many times it needs to be said, but billionaires doesn’t like wind and solar because they can’t control the power. Anyone with a wind turbine or solar panels can harvest as much power as they can, and billionaires have no claim to the sun or the wind.

Just wanting to amplify this some more, in case there’s any entertainment news that might somehow, someway be connected here……