LEAVE HER ALONE

It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp Should strike such terror to his enemies.

So not only can we not fedpost but apparently we can no longer algae post

He's on TV right now, "water had help! Antifa was there and they pulled a knife on me" nice try buddy, you got your ass kicked by a pond, there wasn't even a goose on it, wtf, how

You know what I would like for Father’s Day? I would like universal basic thriving. Just everyone living their very best life, full to the brim and overflowing with joy and connection and rest and dignified work.

If you're a young trans man or trans masc person who needs a dad today, congrats. I am your dad now. I am proud of you and what you've accomplished although some of your young person culture and choices perplex me. I am proof trans men can be middle aged married dudes. You can be too some day. Live.

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

Alt: 'Trump shouting at boy mowing lawn' meme, photoshopped onto the gently rolling green waters of the Reflecting pool. Lovely.

very cool illustration of ranked choice voting and how it worked in Maine’s gubernatorial Democratic primary via www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comm...

You can check out the full ranked choice data for Maine races here: #mepolitics. www.maine.gov/sos/news/mai...

Lol a 29 day old thread that perfectly predicted what was gonna happen and lays out exactly why it happened, amazing.

Morning.

I love this. Unmute.

Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA

@banditelli.org I’m gonna be a Buncle. This is right outside my front window. So excited

it has been officially released and the leak was correct, and also they signed it at *Versailles* You know Trump just thought it was a big nice fancy building but holy historical metaphor

I often think of this great 20 minute UN film from 1948 explaining the history of human diseases & describes how the newly-founded WHO would combat them in the era of air travel. They understood clearly the dangers of zoonotic diseases in the age of globalization. Republicans today: “Fake news!”

Ossoff: The president has been humiliated on the world stage. Many Americans are increasingly concerned about his stability and his capacity for the office. It’s deeply distressing to Americans to see a president so incompetent attempting and failing to represent the nation.

I just learned that Daveigh Chase passed - and if you're a millennial, I guarantee you that at least *one* of her roles had a huge impact on you. 35 is so unbelievably young.

Charleston Illinois is currently being hit by a large rain wrapped tornado that even the storm chambers can’t see after witnessing its initial touchdown because the rain is so heavy

🚨🚨🚨 if you’re in the arts district, Boyle Heights, shut your windows & get inside. Huge toxic warehouse fire. Wind pushing NE but this stuff lingers. Mask up, KN95 or better

Birthday bike ride at Ashley Reservoir was lovely.

"No no no, it's the *MOU* of Versailles, it's not a Treaty"

gotta start making t-shirts with qrcodes that open up good ol early 2000s shock jpgs

A long thread, but worth it. #MEpolitics

Trump's body makes some sort of horrible sound while he rants about the "rigged election"

Yes, there's a literal dumpster fire in Maine, But HOW did we get here? It turns out, this is a perfect encapsulation of the broader issues the entire world is facing with the mountains of waste we all produce every day. It has to go somewhere, and increasingly, "somewhere" is getting complicated.

There’s an air quality alert today in the greater Bangor area, so I went down a rabbit hole this morning to understand why the former waste-to-energy plant in Orrington, Maine is on fire yet again, after a “once in a career” fire to the facility in 2024 and trash pile fires in 2021, 2022, and 2023.

Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad did not trip over a rock. He did not bump into a tree. He did not fall in a hole.

There is not an editor in the world that would let you get away with this in fiction, the notes would be EXCORIATING

20. Bar owner says that the Scottish fans tripled their volume for St. Patrick's Day. In BOSTON. They literally ran out of beer.

america is an ideal worth fighting for

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/

This paragraph alone is worth the read, but this is delightfully written start to finish... "Specifically, the water is more or less the color of a sour apple Jolly Rancher now. It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that..."

NEWS CENTER MAINE: This is the first reelection campaign that you're run since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. I was hoping you could talk to me a little bit about your vote to confirm Kavanaugh and whether you regret that? SUSAN COLLINS: I do not regret that vote.

Bobcat fight! 🙀 #cats #bobcats #caturday

Peak masculinity. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

cooking - add these ingredients over, uhh, medium? uhhhhh, maybe medium high heat? then toss them around until they’re squanchy. then add some herbs or shit, i dunno, here’s dinner BAKING: “IF THE PRECISE TEMPERATURE OF 352.348 DEGREES IS NOT REACHED *EXACTLY* A GREATER HELLRIFT WILL OPEN DIRECTLY

This game is AMAZING 10/10 immaculate vibes please share widely y'all

I have vet appointments and doctor's visits coming up and I'm really low on money if you don't mind having a look and sharing my shop when you see this, it would really help out some queers and their kitties🖤 Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com

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When I see a post with good alt text -- I'm not kidding about this -- I automatically think: "This is a person who is kind." And being kind is probably the most important thing anybody can be.

Merlin: That there's a red-eyed vireo Me: I know, but WHERE Merlin: Dunno. Ope, vireo & gray catbird! Me, scanning treetops: Yes but where is the vireo? Merlin: Oh hey, vireo & robin & titmouse! Me w/binox: I KNOW THAT BUT WHERE IS THE RED-EYED VIREO DAMMIT #birds 🪶

Can someone sue to force the removal of the tarp? Can I?

I already squawked (happily) about this poem but it's clearly time for me to yell at all of you to go read it - or go read it again, if you already did.

I'd love if you shared this today, or if you told me what your favorite bird is