Still deciding if I’m a morning person or just a survivor 😅🌞

I’d pay extra for an auto-like machine that never misses a @verucas-alt.bsky.social post… commitment level: expert.

Witch? Please. I’m the whole coven 💅🏽🌙

I feel naked without my inflatable unicorn costume.

Pay attention to those who try to dim your light.

In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.

Die mad about it, motherfucker.

Already got the sauce on.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely shitposted lately.

I am going to punch the universe in the crotch

Today's tshirt

Great line from this book I'm reading:

I saw a penny on the ground, heads up. I left it there. I can't afford the tax liability on good luck.

It's "We the people," not "they the billionaires."

Your apology should be as loud as your error.

If I ate my feelings, there'd be no food left for anyone else.

My thoughts when I’m told to “fix my face” when peopling.

At least all the good things about me aren't performative.

Of course I know sign language! * flips the bird *

that awkward moment when you go from being young, dumb and broke to just dumb and broke

Sorry I missed you!! I was trying to drown myself in the toilet.. 'cause that's where the fucking morale is..

Mental Health Tip: Some doors need to stay closed.

Starting the week strong... with good hair and no patience for nonsense. 💇🏽‍♀️🔥

New hair, who dis? Oh right... still that girl. 😌💅🏻

At least, you've tried !

At least I wasn't born ugly.

So white I'm fighting with people who wash their chicken

If I don't get some sleep today I'm going to die.

And in other news, why the fuck are so many people illiterate in this day and age?

I knew America was a failed state when Boston markets started closing down. We paved paradise and put up a local bank

everything really brings the worst out in me

Baby, time to chase yourself

It's the most wonderful time of the week.

Wake up babe, Let’s go for a walk in the woods and summon something unholy together

No one should be rich or powerful enough to rape kids without prosecution.

i refuse to put pants on to get the food that was delivered to my front door step

Off to work... because, apparently my bills didn’t get the memo that I’m too cute for this. 💅😂

It's just me.

Apparently being humble was cute… but it’s time to pop my crown and remind y’all who runs this glam kingdom. 💅👑😂

This is your friendly Friday reminder that we’re all gonna be ok. Don’t forget to smile!

Currently running on zero coffee, low patience, and an empty love tank… send help (or espresso, or affection) 😏☕❤️

My friends: don’t do it. Me: …giddy up.

Some people do therapy, I just spin in circles until life makes sense. 🌀😂

Thought or the Day…

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don't stand in the door, you're blocking the traffic...🤔🤷‍♂️💚

Big pussy

Would you live there ?

Autumn