Christmas is coming. I’m a size this: www.boredwalk.com/products/sin...

Fucking Square site pissing me off again. Make it intuitive or shut it down.

A friend is ‘married*.’ His wife is poly and has her other partner living with them. Wife always posts lovey-dovey things about nonhusband partner. Kinda irks me TBH. Not sure if it should. *unsure if legal or just common law

There’s a lot of buzz around budget stuff at work. I have a feeling that either we aren’t getting our ATB raises or they are going to be 1% instead of 3%.

It would really help if the Democrats pulled themselves together and made it clear that every single ICE official who breaks the law like this WILL be prosecuted if the Dems retake the White House. Do *Something* that makes people think twice about these Nazi-style abuses.

Adventures in Marketplace… Live and ongoing…

Travis Kelce’s dick has been immortalized.

This is apparently too hard to understand??

jane goodall made me believe i could just go up and hug any wild animal

She’s a hide and seek fiend

I know — I’m an asshole because I have needs.

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

You can’t fuck with me. I ate a gas station turkey sandwich and didn’t die.

Creepers gonna creep, creep, creep, creep, creep

Gah

LOLOLOLOLOL My classmate asked me where I plan to apply to grad school. 😅 Oh dear.

I don't think he has any idea.

-gift tags preassembled -gift tags to assemble -advent calendar houses with some bits & bobs to add on/decorate -advent calendar boxes -advent calendar tokens -letterpressed calendars -tear-off calendars -bulk Christmas cards -more everyday occasion cards -Halloween cards I have a lot to do. Fuck.

Great. 😐

If you steal my work computer, you have to do the work attached to it. Them's the rules.

Oh you're a vegetarian? We'll have lots of sides for you to choose from. Oh you're gluten free? We'll have lots of sides for you to choose from.

☀️ 😴 ☕️ 🫨 🖤

I think they want me to know about the Progress Report Campaign...

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Letter of recommendation: Make a deep skillet of your favorite taco or burrito filling, cover it with cheese and broil the lot of it until lightly charred and gooey on top, then scoop it up with tortilla chips. Repeat as needed, which will be often. smittenkitchen.com/2024/05/blac...

“Your weight is holding steady” they lie as I notice I’m down 3 lbs from last week.

The song ends with 🎶this land was made for you and me🎶, not 🎶this land was made for rich white fucks🎶. #TakeThePowerBack

*grabs a spoon*

Magic mouthwash + dilaudid Let us pray that this works

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

Friggin love Cane’s

Post a concert photo you took

Post a concert photo you took

The left doesn't need to tone down the rhetoric. The right needs to tone down the fascism.

K so mirapex, children’s Benadryl, and melatonin are on board. I better sleep pretty well tonight.

Some of us do.

Happy 30th Birthday to my moon!

Kinda hope my kiddo is into skateboarding when she gets older.

No no — it’s fine. Your wife is just working full time and going through cancer treatment. It’s fine that all you did today was play your video game.

May my daughter always believe a kiss will make boo boos and ouchies feel better.

Currently “eating” mashed potatoes. (Note — I have to put a spoonful of taters and then immediately take a drink of water, combine them in my mouth, and then swallow…so it’s kind like I’m drinking them. Otherwise it feels like I’m swallowing glass.)

If it would stop hurting every time I swallow ANYTHING (including yogurt, water, and my own spit) I’d be grateful. 🥲