out two hours and 2.75 and have no dill pickle soup to show for it

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

the audacity of Giant Eagle to ask me if I'd like to donate after charging me $9 for a bag of lemons

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

I'm not advocating catcalling, but on the scale of 'immediate castration' to 'stern admonishment,' the creativity and poetics of something like, 'damn, Carrot Top, you got a fine behind!' does make me rule toward leniency

when a video game forces me to do horse racing to progress the story

just overheard two researchers out in the hallway: 'okay, brother, let's get this day started!' 'yeah, time to get to work!' it's 12:45 pm??

funny to see this two days after finishing Annihilation

This hare has chicken feet and nothing else

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

Nothing says “we are liberating you from a bad regime to give you a better life” like bombing desalination plants and oil refineries

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

saying someone isn't qualified to run a federal agency isn't saying they lack moral backbone, smarts, common sense, compassion. it's saying they're not qualified to lead a federal agency.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

stood behind a modest gaggle of children today (middle school-aged, boys) who were excitedly discussing their plans for an epstein island-themed D&D campaign

greatest headline of my adult life

what— and I cannot stress this enough— the fuck

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

funny when higher-ups get promos, it’s pay bumps etc before the work changes, but when us peons get saddled w/ extra work from eliminated positions that we do for years, thanklessly and without complaint, suddenly it’s ‘additional duties don’t necessarily necessitate a promotion or pay increase’

Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

'let me have a smile on that pretty face and I'll let you on your way!' my brother in christ, I am a middle-aged woman wearing a giant NIN hoodie and a pointed scowl, lacking both eyebrows and a bra. do you not value your life.

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

every single time

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

as if fury can't compound

We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

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I think if you stared at Stephen Miller long enough, you'd see him lick his own eyeball like a frog.

this being decided on the same day as Diddy getting a paltry four years as punishment for decades of sex trafficking children is something, huh

finally lost my patience and responded to someone who routinely misspells my name by deliberately misspelling his. your move, Rihard.

another painting! ESTELLE / 14" x 14" / acrylic, wire on canvas / 100 shipped within the US if bought via DM #darkart #darkportrait #weirdart #artistsofbluesky #pittsburghartists

anyway, here's Wonderwall (a new painting). I keep forgetting to post here. THE CHORUS (I) / 22" x 28" / 2025 / AVAILABLE for 125 shipped within the US #darkportrait #darkart #weirdart #artistsofpittsburgh #shannonhozinec

difficult to summon the motivation to do anything when the first thing you see, upon returning from a lovely-but-modest vacation from which it will take months to financially recover, is a question in your inbox re: payroll from a physician whose bi-weekly pay-- net, not gross-- is $18,750.

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

DIY > AI