I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

'let me have a smile on that pretty face and I'll let you on your way!' my brother in christ, I am a middle-aged woman wearing a giant NIN hoodie and a pointed scowl, lacking both eyebrows and a bra. do you not value your life.

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

every single time

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

as if fury can't compound

We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

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I think if you stared at Stephen Miller long enough, you'd see him lick his own eyeball like a frog.

this being decided on the same day as Diddy getting a paltry four years as punishment for decades of sex trafficking children is something, huh

finally lost my patience and responded to someone who routinely misspells my name by deliberately misspelling his. your move, Rihard.

another painting! ESTELLE / 14" x 14" / acrylic, wire on canvas / 100 shipped within the US if bought via DM #darkart #darkportrait #weirdart #artistsofbluesky #pittsburghartists

anyway, here's Wonderwall (a new painting). I keep forgetting to post here. THE CHORUS (I) / 22" x 28" / 2025 / AVAILABLE for 125 shipped within the US #darkportrait #darkart #weirdart #artistsofpittsburgh #shannonhozinec

difficult to summon the motivation to do anything when the first thing you see, upon returning from a lovely-but-modest vacation from which it will take months to financially recover, is a question in your inbox re: payroll from a physician whose bi-weekly pay-- net, not gross-- is $18,750.

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

DIY > AI

you know, they really did do this

It's been so weird to watch a president learn things in real time when fielding a question from the press. Then, whatever word or concept he learns, he uses in the next few social media posts. It's like when a 3rd grader learns a new fact about dinosaurs.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

Update #017 from Zuma (CLASSIFIED) 1. Labyrinth of Dancers 2. Organic Poxes 3. Excess Black Mold

today

every resident of the state of Pennsylvania immediately knew who this was about

Guys posting "I paid $200k for my Cybertruck and it blew up when a dachshund barked at it and insurance only gave me twelve bucks back" will never not be hilarious

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Today is the 30 year anniversary of that time I tried to play an NWA cassette in my mom’s car and she threw it out the window and then immediately got pulled over by a cop for littering.

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Transmission #892 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. Frozen Tacos 2. Diabolical Swarms of Tapestries 3. Illegal Regolith

this is also an opportunity for democrats to realize that we'll remember which of them took action to fight this and which of them stayed silent

cowards have no place in Congress

good morning and happy Monday. here's a new painting, semi-related to the last one. LONG MAY SHE REIGN / 16 x 20 / acrylic on canvas / 2025 / AVAILABLE / 1️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ shipped within the US. #darkart #weirdart #femaleartist #pittsburghartist #queerartist #shannonhozinec

happy Saturday— I am over my mild affliction and just got a batch of new seeds in the mail. here's a new painting— ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF DECAY / 18 x 24 / acrylic on canvas / 2025 / AVAILABLE / 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ shipped within the US to have this haunting little lady around forever, DM if interested #weirdart

Shadyside. Walnut Street. Caller says a group of bicyclists with pride flags are riding down the street damaging Teslas.

Here are some nice mushrooms

happy Sunday. it is misting outside and I am under the weather with something I'm hoping is just my seasonal curse & not an actual illness. I have a new painting for you— REGRET / 18 x 24 / acrylic on canvas / 2025 / 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ shipped within the US, DM to purchase #darkart #creepyart #shannonhozinec

good morning. we're coming off a night rife with thunderstorms, the birds are chirping, and coffee is brewing. I have a new painting for you. HEIR AND A SPARE / 18" x 24" / acrylic on canvas / 2025 / AVAILABLE/ 150 shipped within the US, DM to purchase #weirdart #darkart #kunst

quoting with #portraits— #darkart #art

Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

happy Thursday. it's a beautiful gloomy day and the birds are singing. THE VOW / 16" x 20" / acrylic on canvas / 2025 / AVAILABLE / 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ shipped anywhere within the US, DM to make it yours #darkart #newart #weirdart #kunst #pghartist #shannonhozinec