It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

A thousand flatterers sit within thy crown, Whose compass is no bigger than thy head, And yet, incaged in so small a verge, The waste is no whit lesser than thy land.

"If you listened to the campus left over the years.." Most adults actually don't spend much time thinking about what college students are up to. That's a bizarre hobby that only exists in the elite media clique.

The time has come. Your country needs you. And what it specifically needs is for you to post on TikTok and Facebook AI videos of Trump saying he's reinstating the draft, and to ensure loyalty will be choosing soldiers only among people with pro-Trump social media content. 🫶

moving to the notoriously geopolitics free region of (checks notes) the middle east.

This is not a joke: I need someone to check for a lost stuffed animal on campus at UT-Knoxville outside Thompson-Boling. DM me for details.

I think it’s funny how angry some film people get about emerald fennel’s movies

Kipling, after the death of his son, speaking in the voice of the Kaiser, his doctor, & an observer

We can all be the Etsy witch the world needs right now if we try

It’s not beauty unless you’ve been abused for it. This is why Russians hate Alysa Liu. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/russians-l...

The defining feature of the Trump administration is glee at the suffering of girls.

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

Oooooo fuck, Liz and Jake’s rabbi just sent an email, and ooof is it tone deaf

operation atomic wedgie operation purple nurple operation locker stuff operation titty twister operation loogie yo-yo operation indian burn operation hot foot operation fart gas operation itching powder operation panty raid operation ding dong ditch operation flaming bag of poop operation cow tippin

For the Zen

Can’t take on any new assignments, my in tray is full.

when we got Eggy, Cardinal Wolsey, he had just recovered from being picked up by animal control as an injured feral with abscesses all over his face and wounds and had been eating garbage for 6 years, and now after almost 3 months, he says he doesn’t like fancy feast, he wants sheba 🙄

Kyle Pitts up in here

In the quiet darkness Faramir, guarding the Anduin’s west shore, sees a grey boat riding soundlessly on the current. It has a high prow and glows with light. Inside, he sees the body of his brother Boromir. The boat floats on past him towards the sea.

Kamala had a weird laugh though.

May I with right and conscience make this claim?

Folks, it does not matter how much you teach critical thinking or information literacy, if your students don’t have a solid base of actual knowledge it doesn’t matter at all. A smartphone and internet access is not a substitute for actually knowing things. That was true when Google worked.

i don't want to know who "david ellison" is. every other week some new awful guy i’ve never heard of is clawing at the fabric of society. "Chelmford Brimsley, the billionaire CEO of Edible Arrangements, is closing in on a deal to buy the concept of Santa Claus and make him conservative." what?

Stop calling the department of defense by the fake tough unofficial name the fake tough babies gave it. By statute & still by statute, it’s the department of defense. Stop accepting this juvenile garbage masquerading as accomplishments. Be an adult. Demand our officials be adults

OMG THEY ALREADY EXIST YIPPEE

hear me out: soft serve margaritas

Just for once I would like the economy of my adult life not to be best described as Ponzi scheme adjacent.

I seen all the $5 donations and man,,, thank you cuz it ALL does add up. And we raised so much money so far. Truly blessed.

stop walking around in public smelling like dope that’s loser shit

Just remember, if you agiests any Democratic politician, you'd better drag out that Burlington cadaver that's occupied his seat for two decades and has nothing to show for it but the benefits of Capitalism.

So, uh, anyone in Austin want free books? (please step up asap and share the word) Philosophy, history, religion, semiotics, and much much more!

one has to wonder whether the coterie of scheming viziers who surround president grandpa and do elder abuse to him get annoyed that this charismatic mohammadean swindler is yanking president grandpas chains using the same arts and crafts tricks they use

A child just told me something was AI that wasn’t AI and I asked “does AI just mean bad?” and he went “yeahhhhhhh” so there you have it.

I had to

I can’t begin to tell you how foolish and pathetic it is for the DSA to get behind a guy who has a Nazi tattoo, blames his wife for their infertility, suspends his campaign so him and his wife can travel to Scandinavia to have their aryan baby, and quote tweets the second coming of David Duke.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

Oh, they're, like, PISSED pissed.

whenever he is sitting around looking upset we've started calling him "Upsetti Spaghetti, the Italian cat" and i'm pretty sure it just makes him madder

what's going on . hello?

now y’all know i wear a green hat when boating

We could say this is just about money, or incompetence, but there's no denying what it is in practice: Bezos effectively siding with Russia.

Sometimes you’ll see toilet paper that’s like 8X Stronger! and why? what is going on in there what are you doing are you sewing it into a jacket

Why would anyone go to the White House when they can meet Flavor Flav