Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

I've Eaten Several Oysters in Maine: Here is What the National Media Doesn't Understand About Platner

TOM JONES

Gift link so that anyone can find an access The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Talented Mr Ripley after killing Dickie

Oh you know this guy fucks

a lot of men never recovered from women being able to have jobs and demand fair treatment and have been waiting for any opportunity to punish them for it

Unpleasant and brusque reminder that your AI generated featured image looks like lazy shit

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Pope Leo in Bamenda: “Woe to those who bend religions and the very name of God to their own military, economic, and political objectives, dragging what is holy into what is most filthy and dark.”

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Potat interpretive dance

Out today! Many congratulations to @catherinefletcher.info on her publication day! 🗃️ Looking forward to getting a copy ☺️ uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Cindy just got a new wristlet. Who is going to come take her out?

Average GOP policy outcome

you should probably cry more about it

now to take a big sip of coffee and check out my healthcare premium

That’s right you don’t bring that shit around here!

I'm gonna get this out of my system so I don't go insane: What Trump said about the pope is easily the most genuinely anti-Catholic thing any American politician has ever said in my entire lifetime, and if Obama or Biden had said it, there would literally be calls to disband the Democratic Party.

Like we had all four of those astronauts and we were going hey these are four smart people who seem nice. Maybe one of them.

Sometimes it just seems pretty silly that he’s the most powerful person in the world

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

"Me, having a great time with all of my international diplomatic successes. They're all just out of frame, squinting into the distance too"

Jewish Greeting Cards! Blank on the inside. Buy one before sundown at LizAwesome.Art #jewsky

Send a nice note to your Jewish friend!

This greeting card of a candle I drew is about how great it feels to be jewish on Friday. Your whole aesthetic is a dead wet guy. No offense. It’s just different.

There’s more to Jewish life and culture than being oppressed and being asked if you’re a Zionist We also have a lovely tradition on Friday night where we sit around and look at a candle, and another practice where we let people Repair when they’re accidentally antisemitic af on the internet.

Rod Dreher and other conservatives all rushing at once to flee Hungary:

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

It is kinda darkly funny how transparently obvious it was that Vance was trying to set himself up as a great statesman and the moment he stepped into the arena for real he shit himself and went home.

Can never get over how tawdry the modern Right's view of Western Civilization is; nothing to build, nothing to aspire to, nothing even really to destroy or wage war against, just sullen resentment of their own children and seething hatred of the cities whose economics subsidies their regimes.

Viktor Orban to join the Free Press as a Contributing Editor

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

"if you ever see a hot girl being mean to me, do not intervene. I'm exactly where I want to be"

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

ORBÁN CONCEDED

I can't believe I actually have to say this, but apparently I do: someone who is buying compromised Bluesky accounts from an account reseller marketplace is directly funding identity theft, fraud, and international crime. #BadActorBingo resurrection for an explainer of why:

the funny thing about sending jd vance out to do sensitive diplomatic negotiations is he has literally no experience. like, none whatsoever. he doesn't even have related experience in lawmaking or some executive role.

"The definitive comment on the death of Elvis Presley came from Hollywood agent Sue Mengers. Legend has it that when she heard about it in 1977, she pondered it briefly, nodded in sage approval and said, 'Good career move.' " This is not a post about Elvis, nor Mengers.

Running a sophisticated and expensive automated bot network from God knows where while pretending to be a genuine civilian trying to survive a genocide is not, in fact, a victimless crime.

Do not give Molly Shah money. Do not give money to anyone Molly Shah suggests you give money to. Do not give any money to accounts "verified by Molly Shah" In fact if you see Molly Shah, hide your wallet.

so i don't know if shah's actually willingly profiting off it or not but i do know you should absolutely not be sending money her way or any way she directs you

You know, there are a lot of other Democrats running for governor of California who *haven't* demonstrated a clear patten of abusing their public office for personal gratification