You know what should come back big time in 2026? REPENTANCE Get that sackcloth out!

[Stand for Renee Nicole Good. May her death radicalize you further.]

2026 is the year we all finally agree we hate law enforcement

No. Square the circle. "He's spending money on invading other countries. The only money he's spending here is to kill you."

for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum

I just wrote a book about the effectiveness of unmasking Nazis, how antifa’s use of that tactic helped destroy multiple fascist groups MAGA is horrified of campaigns to identify, name and shame ICE agents for a good reason

Hey I know you guys are really busy with the continuing fascism but I promised you a cute picture of a cat if 50 people went to my website and only 6 did. Here is the website. Do we think we can get this done today?

ICE just murdered a U.S. citizen. This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies. This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.

Will Stancil this is your moment

If 50 people go look at my website today, I will reveal a new adorable photograph of Gregory the orange cat who came home from the shelter this weekend.

I feel like you could probably kill someone by tricking them into eating enough chia seeds to cause an intestinal blockage. Like tell them eating 1-2 tbsp of dry chia seeds & following with a glass of water helps with weight loss. Thats it, thats my contribution to the feed

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

“I met a traveler from an antique land, Who said: “ And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look upon my works ye mighty and despair”

'I have, solemnly, never encountered an iota of disinterest or hostility from a member of library staff'. @the-independent.com has a piece on why joining your local #Library is the best thing you can do in 2026. www.independent.co.uk/life-style/l...

@cindynorth1.bsky.social and I enjoy an episode of @beefanddairy.bsky.social podcast at bed time. And one of my favorite episodes is an in-world episode of a podcast called Jumanji CWS

Bean Dad commemorative plaque now available

Ah January 6th. A day that we will remember forever as the last time we heard from Bean Dad.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free. consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

I need more traffic to my website. I’ve been writing stories with gifs on here for you non stop. Which part was your favorite? Answering this question is required.

In case you had not saved this. Childhood vaccine schedule before the bear carcass eaters stepped in… Anyone that has time before morning to add accurate alt text, please do. I will update upon waking.

Here's the thing: I think these people are stupid and emboldened enough to try it, and also far too high on their own farts to realize that a snatch and grab and the operation required to seize a country like Greenland are two entirely different things

he's going blankey mode

CALLED IT

Le Carré wrote about what you might argue is the central problem of humanity: that loyalty is the only thing that holds society together, and loyalty destroys you.

"A Legacy of Spies" is a tough, tough moral battle. It is an excellent book. "Silverview," the final book, is not monumental in its story, but its conclusion. There is a reason he held it until after his death. Together they are essential to understanding le Carré.

Gregory (tbd) needed to hear this because this is his first time having a toaster.

idk who needs to hear this but the toaster is not tracking how brown the toast is. that dial is actually just an indicator of time.

Smoth’red in errors, feeble, shallow, weak

hoot hoot hooray

So buy art. From me. And share my story(ies). Thank you!

And you know he’s going to have refined tastes that require time and care to discover.

And what that means is that he’s never been scooped up into the big basket of the universe and given all the comforts and security that living with a child creates.

Enter Gregory (tbd).

start here

If you love Gregory, you’ll love buying art to keep him alive. Buy this to buy Gregory 1 food.

I might have told you that I booked a solo show at a local gallery?

Kellogg’s rep: Tony can field these questions and I think you’ll find him quite enthusiastic about doing so

The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”

“what if every time you used our app, something illegal happened?” -current business model of every tech company

Hillary 2016 & Kamala 2024 were the most progressive platforms most voters had seen in their lifetimes. That voters rejected them does not frustrate me half as much as how few of them realized what they were rejecting, & still don't. Even educated, well-read people with zero excuse.

WOW!!!!!!!

100 Men vs A Woman Making a Joke Online

Manufactured Age of Consent. by Noam Chomsky

A lot of people are rightly calling you silly for the other things you’ve said, but I want to point out that Be more positive is almost a constructive New Year’s resolution, so you’ll probably fail before February.