The library inflation display is empty for some reason.

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to get to boo the president AND watch basketball.

Why is the library always involved in stapler drama?

The library will meet the Post Office on the only field of battle that matters. Gather ye rosebuds, package pushers. It's not a game; it's pickleball.

The library is closed today because we have decided to be collectively sick.

The library paint and sip program will consist of a case of beer and five gallons of "Eggshell Deluxe" that needs to go on the exterior of the book shed.

The library is heartbroken our favorite librarian is no more. We'll miss you, Giles. GNU Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72 share.google/iyQFQWqgucQM...

Jokes on you, Isaac Asimov. We built artificial intelligence too stupid to even understand the Laws of Robotics before we let them have access to everything.

The library's cynical thought of the day: well, I guess the oil lobbies think the war has gone on long enough that they won't have to lower oil prices too much, so they can let their paid off congressmen vote against the war now.

The library special collections is a very special fella. Yes it is. So special the director is gonna take'em out for ice cream later. So special.

The library stance on wearing PPE masks in the library is to wear PPE masks in the library. Nobody needs your germs, Dale.

The library and the question "Who's the master?!" Sho-Nuff!

The library enjoys that when they took the dipshit's name off the Kennedy Center it wasn't all reverent. Just a dude crowbarring graffiti of shit off a wall.

The library collection of famous hats you can drink beer from is now on display. Come see the legendary "Bowler Bowl" for yourself!

JUST IN: Trump's name must be removed from Kennedy Center, judge orders

Yeah, we watched it again. Fuck yeah, Robot Dancing Queen!

One of the best nights of theater. So damn funny www.ohmaryplay.com

The library tried to visit NYPL but they were closed so we wandered.

Look out New York City, the library is coming to you this weekend! (Please don't mess with us, we were raised by Cajun raccoons in a Waffle House dumpster.)

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap (or Wyld Stallions)

About halfway through the Discworld books and realize I see the witches as the Golden Girls. Nanny Ogg is a mix of Blanche and Rose while Granny is straight up Dorothy.

The book display "Voting in the 21st Century" will be taken down and replaced with "Jim Crowe in the 21st Century" to better align with current federal standards.

The Old Man and the Gun is a great film.

The library used to be the town's only resource draining data center.

The library Saturday programming has been set back an hour due to bees. If you wish to complain, the queen is currently in the book drop.

There is a statue of author Alex Haley in East Knoxville, TN. Knox County just removed Roots from all school libraries.

Five Years of Banned Books Data and What Do We Know? A look at the most banned authors across these five years, the most targeted books, and the actual ages and publication dates. Spoiler: they're NOT new books. That, plus this week's lengthy book censorship news. bookriot.com/5-years-of-b...

The library will now be on the tour of downtown "Famous Murder Sites of the City." Be sure to check it out!

The library AI story time has been cancelled due to the LAIbrary answering every question with either a recipe for risotto or telling everyone to f**k off.

Can't wait for the video game where America are the baddies.

The library saw the announcement of the Googlebooks. We're just gonna slowly go back to basics. All skeets will be emailed out daily from now on. Coming soon: mailed handwritten by fountain pen skeets Planning phase: skeets chiseled into slabs of stone viewable only from space. Subscribe!

Movie reviews and what's happening at the library this week.

The library review of "The Sheep Detectives": Did we just cry at Sheep Detectives?

Welcome to the library, Bloody Bones and Rawhead!

Name your fav black and white film One of so many, but I'll watch this shit right now.

It's halfway to Halloween season, so the librarian was looking up kids horror stories, something light. Bailey School Kids came up. Found ourselves in the wiki and ahahahaha Happy Beltane, kids.

The library no longer recognizes the "Free Book for Meth" program coupons given out by the van behind the library.

Oddity was solid. GNU Josais. May the drive-in never die. #MutantFam #thelastdrivein

The library is having an evening at the drive-in. #Walpurgisnacht #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #WitchesNight

The library cannot support another person going back and "checking in" with the podcast they depression mainlined during lockdown. Say it with us: therapy, not library.

The library has had a blast during National Library Week. Holy shit there's a lot of stuff in here. Like really old shit from the 1900s. Did you know we still had microfilm?!

The library swears to the gods if we ever meet in real life that emu will need insurance. Some ads are just tiring and enraging at once.

The library bathroom is a literal shithole with a pot to piss in.

Children's has a problem and the only solution is more glitter!

The library will now be using AI to track and count your visits to the library bathroom. We won't do anything with this information; we just wanted you to know we know.

The library feels like we've been waiting for the last generation to retire for a while now.

For the music nerds. Long live the archive.

The library will no longer even consider putting self-published books on our shelves. Ask your AI of choice why.

The library has been sitting beside a large body of water for days not reading the news. How's everyone else been?