Tell ya one thing and I'm not ashamed to admit it. My estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man, just fuckin plummeted.

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quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

i heard the nurse say ya went numbah 2 in ya pants.. is that what happened?

what planet do goths come from

My response to the current discourse: we should put smokers in forced labour camps

You know my ass is hungry when I'm reading this

I watched my grandfather die of emphysema at 72. If you wrote that ridiculous "bring back smoking because we're all fucked" edgelord bullshit piece I'm going to pull your underwear up over your head and staple it to your scalp.

No Freddie Mercury? John Lennon?

I love injecting myself with stuff I got from a random trans person on the internet

[Q] i am so sad and i dont know why? i just passed a pre test 4 my ged so that means im ready to take the official test which is awsome i just ate a delicous bag of doritos its a beautiful day but i feel like there is something missing in me [A] BEE HAPPEE!!!!!! [2010]

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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20.04.2026 Legends character of the day: Carth Onasi A veteran of the Mandalorian Wars and the first permanent companion of your party in Knights of the Old Republic 1.

My uncle is pretty old school. One time I asked him what he thought the future would be like, he replied: "Probably the same as today but you'll have a robot to get you your newspaper at the shops"

I love that this guy lives in a nightmare world of constant suffering

I still can't believe that animal Blundetto gunned down little Billy Leotardo with no provocation whatsoever

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I love that they're suffering

Watching Star Trek TNG because it's great, gang. Anyway, remember that time Picard and Riker just low-key shot fuck out of some cunt until his head exploded?

CPU stands for ComPUter

Made a fake Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover to bring to the @oncinema.bsky.social show this week! Started as a goofy little screenshot paintover and then I got VERY carried away:

AHHH MY BIG ASS TITTIES HURT ALL THE TIME AHHH

i know this is not my most charitable opinion, and there are many beautiful people who’ve had work done, and it’s not nice or good to comment on appearances but rich-person face has reached Cronenberg levels if Lauren Bezos was in an 80s movie we’d have complained that the effects team sucked

Why would evangelicals be mad at heresy? That's literally the entire point of their belief system.

You know my ass is hungry when I'm reading this

I play one card face down and end my post

Alien Covenant is my second favourite film in the Alien series after the original. Star Trek V is great and would've been a better conclusion to the TOS era than VI. The Suspiria remake is terrible and I've intentionally avoided every Luca Guadagnino film since I saw it.

The scene in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier in which Sybok tries to turn McCoy, Spock, and Kirk, that ends in Kirk's speech about needing his pain, is one of the best moments in Star Trek history.

planets with real furries

The witch stood up.

Bluesky is like a wild mix between boomer lib facebook and the Third International.

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?

There's more to life than just nailin' beautiful broads. There's also ugly ones. Heheheh.

That pygmy thing in Jersey is a glorified crew

the Lake Havasu stuff they’re doing in On Cinema these days is one of my favorite examples yet of Tim Heidecker articulating and parodying the bleakness of the modern conservative mind. no one understands these people better than he does

I still think about Pluribus

Do you think Darmok and Jalad explored each other's bodies at Tanagra?

Security personnel, Top priority An unknown intruder has stolen my bat’leth and replaced it with a foil-wrapped chocolate replica. This is not a joke. Locate the thief. Worf

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

pls remember that star trek is actually about romulans and the federation shooting at each other, not social issues.

Fuckin nauseating!

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

there has to be something deeply wrong in your soul to be able to say "idk if this is a genocide and an apartheid state actually"

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Kazuki Omori's Godzilla vs. Biollante, which... BIOLLANTE, MY BELOVED.

Peaky Blinders is so fucking bad, oh my god