"There is no mistaking it. If there ever was another mech like it, there isn't now" Commission for the wonderful @kallidorarho.bsky.social and the release of her new chapter SHOWHOUND Part One~

my impression is that trans women are by far the most refined & arcane of all queer paraphiliacs bc I've never met a gay boy into some shit like "mechsploitation"

this should play in every ad

I wish them both the worst.

Literally the first game I played with the new +1/+1 counter precon, and one opponent's opening move was this thing 🥲

I return with another story about everyone's favorite Zangoose bandit! #FestFic #nsfw #Zev #PMD archiveofourown.org/works/65693491

if you're going to make the argument that foreign aid programs are imperialism then the obvious conclusion is that imperialism is good sometimes

It’s affordable housing week! Katie Wilson answers the burning question on everyone’s mind: How is the housing crisis the hidden reason why your slice of pizza costs $8? WilsonForSeattle.com

examination [ocs: Dorothea and Rouillense]

this guy's a killer spokesperson. i've watched all of the clips in this thread multiple times. he's talking about this like a sports fan talking about playoffs except it's The Entirety Of Global Trade Blowing Up.

Bite. 🫦

this shit would be si hot if it was about lesbians

We all need to dedicate the rest of our lives to destroying the republican party

They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?

Theyre trendsmaxxing to save Fenfens portfolio

"can't make an Omelas without breaking a few eggs" is a thing i just said to someone before realising a) they aren't online enough, b) they don't read the sort of fiction one needs and c) the cheerful doom attitude doesn't usually work in offices

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

bringing coffee from home to Starbucks and screaming at the barista when they refuse to buy some from me after I order

Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador

Bro is discovering elastic demand for the first time

Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.

Raise your hand if you're into little screws.

Haven't done a talkie in awhile but this was too good to pass up. Both pilots Voiced by Bush, song in BG is Soft Cell - Tainted Love

In case you missed it, the Trump White House issued a proclamation saying trans care is child abuse Noteworthy sentence: “We affirm that every perpetrator who inflicts violence on our children will be punished to the fullest extent of the law” www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Look if you're going to complain about protests emphasizing their peaceful bona fides, you could at least be like the fucking Weather Unground b/c what makes you so fucking different? That you say 1312? That you'll wink towards *maybe* causing violence? Cowards. Have the courage of your convictions!

This seems important:

every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being

Slowly, the mimic approaches the prey... Commissioned by and characters of @KinkyMangos and @GandalfWickie! (on twitter) #Commission #NSFWCommission #CommissionsOpen

the onion from 1997:

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins when they forsake monogamy and when the males abandon the woke practice of caring for the young. by Pete Hegseth

There is not a single more useless post on al gore's internet than someone at home on their phone complaining that millions in the streets are doing it wrong

preferences.

pinning a bound girl to your bed while she squirms uselessly under you and whimpers out breathy little 'no no no no's is. so cool. hjave any of you heard about this

installing tariffs to keep money in America

Of course we can move clothing production back to the US. Why do you think we've insisted on locking the minimum wage at $7.25 for all these years? by Mitch McConnell, Mike Johnson, and Donald Trump

Tickle

Shoutout to my adorable, beautiful partner @mux.bsky.social for being a great model and always letting me test my gear on her🩶

woke is when stuff costs less

Scale & Tale - "Retcons & Regrets" (plus a bonus panel)

i made ginger tea but it didn't make it into the cup