BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.

Praying him hitting his head resets him back to woke

(2026, dark alley) Me: hey, man, you got the stuff Dark Figure; I might, but only if you got money Me: (shoves $6 billion credits in a bag at him, the price of a hot dog) Him: (slips me a thumb drive with the real unemployment data)

>You got an electoral coalition? >we got white South Africans and collage students who can’t fuck.

Sliwa is like a bear at the Zoo, absolutely wonderful and mesmerizing to observe, but should be kept away from the mayors office.

I also raise his Instagram bio

Two gunmen opened fire at a Jerusalem bus stop, killing at least six people and critically injuring others, emergency services said. NBC News' Richard Engel reports from the scene of the shooting.

More MAGA influencers selling out to push propaganda from a foreign government. This time from India. America First everyone:

No one has been able to invent a technological innovation that is better for learning than simply reading books and getting together in small groups to talk about them.

2 F-18s literally fell into the Red Sea

I’ve had more homeless people harass me while stopped at a red light than when I ride public transit and it’s not even close.

There is a professor at my college doing actual antisemitism (Leo Frank trutherism) in the name of "anti-Zionism," and I know if I tried to make it an issue, I would be feeding into the very worst right-wing voices who want to shut me and my mostly good institution down, too, so I have no recourse.

Edward Snowden is a guy who fled to Russia to leak intelligence that would very specifically harm the US, he currently has Russian citizenship, and the Russian government only ever puts him in front of a keyboard so he can make Democrats look bad Please keep telling us that Russiagate is not real

Today, Russia's military casualties (dead+wounded) in Ukraine surpassed the US's in WW2. My take: 1. Certain political systems are insensitive to the loss of lives. Don't become that. 2. Negotiating with Putin is useless because his war tolerance is extremely high. He needs to be defeated.

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally

This. If SCOTUS hadn't handed Trump a get out of jail free card *multiple times* during his prosecution, he would have been convicted before the election.

This is a crazy racist thing to post because the vast majority of Asian people do not live in a government anything similar to North Korea, and people in those countries often make negative comparisons to North Korea lol

>1 day >2 weeks >100 days >maybe next year

If you understand why a person might hold onto a belief in Communism as an ideal to strive for, despite opposing its actual lived realities in states that have espoused it, you understand why some Jews might feel the same about an ideal form of Zionism but opposite its current state-based form.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

I'm so glad that RFK Jr. is making America healthier again *eats a pound of beef tallow chili cheese fries* My doctor said I need to watch my diet *slurps down a liter of cane sugar Coke* But I feel great now! *drops dead*

How Russia lies: In the top video, Putin, Peskov, and Zakharova say that North Korean troops fighting for Russia is nonsense and a lie. The video below shows footage of how North Koreans are actually fighting for Russia.

the people of America cried out "IKEA is too cheap Mr. President! It is too easy for me to find affordable and utilitarian home furniture!" and the President lept into action

And right after this interview with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, Maxwell was the only sex offender in the US penal system to be transferred to a minimum security Club Fed and is fast-tracked on the pardon list. What a joke.

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Best part of Newsom posting like Trump is that it actually forces media acknowledge how insane Trump speak is.

Open borders, build more nukes, end homeownership, invest in artificial womb research

Quincy logic is always so amazing. “If you look at these disastrous examples of imperial powers getting bogged down in long expensive wars against smaller but highly motivated nationalists… it’s clear Russia will win”

Somebody call Adam Curtis

Zero new housing and 15 trillion pounds to the winter fuel allowance.

no it is democrat vs. republican, actually I’ll stand with a CEO who believes in liberal democracy and equal rights over a broke fascist any day.

Theee possibilities for this town. 1: it gets overrun by bears since no government 2: they all get addicted to meth 3: they all die in standoff with federal agents after they get exposed for owning illegal guns and child abuse

very funny at LibCon2025, where kristol was moderating the panel on immigration, and then he just ignored the Q+A time to rip on the dumbass brit advocating "moderate immigration" Woke Kristol: "I just think people have presumptive freedom of movement. What's wrong with that"

The western powers literally moved heaven and earth to get Trump to suggest that he would eventually put some kind of pressure on Russia only for Putin to tell Trump that “the election was stolen” now he is back to being a super vatnik.

This is what kills me (and worries me). Moderate dems can seize the direction of the party by being radical liberals embracing maximalism in the face of fascism. Instead, the primaries will be dominated by leftist podcaster types who risk tanking the generic ballot.

one of the characteristics of anti-semitism is that it's very flexible. jews are bad for being capitalists *and* bad for being communists. before they had a nation-state they were bad for being 'rootless,' once they had one they were bad for wanting one.

Never stop posting

Election Twitter brain

"Markets are fundamentally the best at enriching society and providing us with innovation, but I don't trust corporations to regulate themselves or not meddle in politics without some state intervention" The test: You commie, you fucking marxist, you kulak killer, you demon of the gulags

"Now you see Donald, the root causes of the Special Military Operation began back in the year 862 AD, with Prince Rurik..."

It is a shame that so many leftists cannot see that this, too, is colonialism. Of the classic kind: Great Powers negotiating with each other to carve up smaller countries without asking the people getting carved up.

Leftists coalition in bad faith. They do it for recruitment, not because they actually want to put aside differences to work toward a shared goal. This is unfortunate since we need the biggest possible anti-MAGA coalition right now, but communists are more interested in making more communists.

the internet: ARARARARAAAAARARARARAAAAAAAARARARARA STOP RELITIGATING THE PRIMARIES bernie sanders, every time there's a second of dead air:

WW2: Dupont produces enough napalm to burn down the entirety of Japan Present day: American defense establishment grunts in circles around quad copters like a cave man that just discovered fire.