Did the same guy come up with those two suggestions?

i miss chicago

Glad to see that Swalwell and Gonzales both resigned. Every other abuser and sex pest in Congress should join them.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

BREAKING: hello world! 💖

A large chunk of the people in my healthcare program (radiography, still recovering as a field from COVID and desperately needs people) are doing a career switch and used to be in tech, finance, teaching, etc.

I don’t even have words for this.

Hell yeah. Going to go down this rabbit hole today. There's some really good stuff here (if you had the same taste in music I did when I was in high school, so maybe not) archive.org/details/mysp...

Finance chart bros are fucking obnoxious, but when you come across one who can't even read the charts they worship (because not all of them agree with their narrative)...fucking hell.

The greed is wild. Apple is worth nearly $4 trillion but can't tolerate a single store with unionized workers because they're so against workers getting what they deserve.

not to get sappy but it kinda feels like all you fascists really are bound to lose 🥹

This is what curse of the ancients sounded like.

just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong

holy shit this is funny. the worst accounts on twitter are melting down rn

"I'm not getting paid out as much for posting CSAM, what do you mean I might need to get a real job? People follow me on a Nazi social media site, I'm too good for that!" Lmao fuck off loser.

It's not punishment to say that someone with power who has abused that power doesn't get to get more power. That's a consequence. Some of you are truly ridiculous.

Wait this is my favorite one so far.

My whole family is South Side Chirish (extremely lapsed) Catholic and I want this.

Cooking an egg so that the yolk is fully set ruins it. It should be jammy at the most.

folks, check your app passwords and make sure you have 2FA enabled, the spam network is apparently compromising larger accounts now and deleting all the posts then using them for spam (see full thread)

Killmonger wasn’t right. Nakia was. She argued against isolationism so that Wakanda could help other countries that were being exploited. Killmonger just wanted to continue the exploitation.

The little cat meows at the wizard. He meows back. The little cat looks offended.

Jesus Christ the "Joined Nov '24" label is earning its keep today.

"innocent until proven guilty" is for criminal proceedings, not public opinion. People looking at the accusations and going "wow, what a piece of shit, I'm not voting for him" is the latter.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

"If Swalwell was guilty, his accusers would file charges" is a thing I keep seeing. But here's the thing: it's absolutely NOT how the system works. ONLY PROSECUTORS CAN FILE CRIMINAL CHARGES IN THE US LEGAL SYSTEM.

It would happen less if coming forward didn't have such a high chance of destroying your life, so you'd speak when the stakes were lower. If you want less suspicious timing, don't participate in an accuser's destruction.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

I'm so mad they axed this, Be Fri is basically perfectly tailored to my interests! Ughhhhh.

"an atmosphere piece" just amazing

You shouldn't need a medical reason to buy soda or candy bar. We consume things for pleasure as well as nutrition, and people who are in poverty shouldn't be denied a cheap treat because their source of food funding is being used for social experiments by a group of assholes and criminals.

OMG ! This dude recorded tens of thousands of shows in Chicago in the late 80s and early 90s and beyond -- like Shonen Knife when they were playing on campus, the Sugarcubes in 1987, amazing audio treasure trove:

today in questions from my four year old: “when people die how do you dig out their bones?”

Give me it now

dumb horny assholes: the bane of opsec everywhere

I don't like to say this about leps, but: objectively flawless creature

I wonder if JD Vance regrets killing Pope Francis now that Pope Chicago is in charge

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Ok I'm bored and want to procrastinate work so let's do a thread instead. Wanna hear a story? Alright then, story it is. So gather around, children, because now we're going to talk about the most important science book you've probably never heard of. Ready? Off we go, then.

Same, Murderbot, same.

Two weeks is a reasonable amount of time for Congress to get its shit together and get rid of that fucking man.

I think some motherfuckers need to understand people can enjoy mediocre or even bad things and them enjoying those things doesn't mean they don't see the faults. People can like flawed shit knowing it's bad just because "it scratches that itch" or "is fun regardless". It's okay, man.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Happy easter!

"what can I do to avoid using chatgpt then?" YOUR BRAIN YOUR BRAIN IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR MEAT SUIT WHEN IT WAS CREATED YOUR. BRAIN.

Happy Easter!

*movie trailer guy voice*