I sits

occupied

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

Oh my god how did I miss this

Cool I spend a few days off bluesky and come back to yet another stupid fucking decision showing that they're trying to kill their own site.

Area man shocked, offended that newest entry in a game series always aimed at children is aimed at children. It's fucking Yoshi, it's going to be cute and fun anyway, just enjoy some joy and whimsy or go play Dark Souls again.

Oh fuck yes.

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

NEW OCTOPUS DROPPED

Moms: let your kids see you enjoying dessert, and do it without making comments to “justify” it. Dessert is not just for dads and kids. And it’s not just for days when you’ve “been good.” Dessert is for everybody.

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

‘Star Wars’ was released on this day 49 years ago! (May 25, 1977) Directed & written by George Lucas. Cast: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Alec Guinness & more. Poster Illustrated by Tom Chantrell #OnThisDay

I am pasting in the wish lists of several of the men. To mail them, you use their name and their inmate number and the following address 13698 airport road Bowlinggreen MO, 63334

Hey folks, I'm doing another art supplies drive for my incarcerated friend, Jeremiah, and the people in his art program. The prison continues to support his teaching art and doing art therapy, but they don't have the money for supplies. Tohelp, You must use BLICK ART MATERIALS.Com 1/

happy memorial day to the post of all time

Young kids are incredibly smart and perceptive, way more than most people realize and give them credit for. Don't treat them like an idiot and they're much more likely to cooperate, even if they don't like what you're telling them.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

But if I stay on Bluesky how will I ever hear the opinions of white conservative men who never shut the fuck up and listen to anyone else??

In chemistry, a supersaturated solution is one where you've kept adding a solute to a liquid beyond where the liquid can dissolve everything. All it takes is a nucleation site / seed crystal for the solution to rapidly (sometimes violently) crystalize. Unrelatedly, the US has more guns than people.

Wake me at Ripcon 1

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

I was 17 and came across someone being Wrong On The Internet and joined a message board to argue with them (like I said, I was 17). This one stupid middle of the night decision eventually led to me meeting my husband on there.

Court transcripts are in from today's closed-door hearing in front of Judge April Perry on the Broadview Six case. Perry discusses the case's grand jury transcripts. She doesn't sound happy. "I have never seen the types of prosecutorial behavior before a grand jury that I saw in those transcripts."

LMAO. Just keep running your mouth to the judge, nothing could possibly go wrong there.

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

I would like to remember barney frank positively as a trailblazer for gay rights and what I am mostly going to remember him for is his longseated transphobia given the way he spent his final days that's what he appears to have wanted people to remember

You deserve to spend 30 seconds with Bert

Now I just want some Taco Bell.

I know you all wanna hear the frog bus go "Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.", so here: youtu.be/9bqN7rR7Llg?...

it should be noted that part of this is probably a plea to get the donors to open up their wallets, however greg abbott saying this is still 👀

Pleeease let these storms make it to SW Houston, I'm sick as hell and desperately need sleep, and rain/storms outside is one of the few things that guarantee I'll pass out and stay out.

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

I’m not kidding whenever my answer to “how do you pay for it” is “take it from the cops”. If you give everyone enough food, crime goes down. If crime goes down, then you can spend less on cops. Cops exist downstream of problems. Keep doing this for every problem and you keep spending less on cops

I don’t even know what to say anymore man. Every day trans people are a target. They do nothing but want to exist and they are a target. Every time we see senseless violence in the US, it is spun into a lie involving trans people.

But according to some dweebs angry that they don't get instant engagement on here, we need to go back to twitter. Where this shit happens nonstop.

I appreciate KS surfacing just how much of this friction and censorship is due to payment processors and I wish more companies would put this stake in the ground rather than screwing over artists. If every company did this, payment processors would have to buckle.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Let him barricade himself in. It doesn't mean he remains president after 11:59am on 1/20/29. If he physically refuses to leave, set up a temporary office in the Capitol building or the VP residence or something.

Let them fight and destroy themselves.

Everybody here

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

O'Connor deserves to rot in a hole.

Omg the auto captions for my lecture #medievalsky

I'm Gundam postin'