Welp.

The measles outbreaks in the US are so bad and out of control that pediatricians are reaching out to colleagues in developing countries for input on how to manage severe complications of the disease that they have never seen before. Measles was eliminated in the US for 20 years then #RFKJr happened.

Very sweet. OR nurses made and gifted two fire 🔥 theme scrubs hats, for putting out an actual fire in the OR the other day. Just when I wasn’t feeling appreciated.

Mood for 2026, (the artist is Ainsley Drew, on Instagram)

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Getting a sympathy/condolence card as a birthday card substitute for a very sarcastic friend? Genius or too dark?

Wow. New Poll shows Kat Abughazaleh in the lead for the first time. Poll of voters who voted by mail or early in person in IL-9: •Kat Abughazaleh 29.5% •Daniel Biss 26.2% •Laura Fine 19.7% •Phil Andrew 7.9% •Mike Simmons 6.6% •Bushra Amiwala 5.1% Polls open until 7pm! Source: M3 Strategies

It’s Abughelection Day! Off to vote for @katmabu.bsky.social!

Incredible

I love how the smug look disappears when he gets picked up like a toddler.

Kat Abughazaleh is the fighter IL09 needs in Congress. She's was arrested defending Chicagoans from ICE. She's for a Green New Deal. MAGA billionaires REALLY don't want her in Congress, so they've spent $9+ million to trying to buy the seat for Laura Fine. Today, Chicago can say, "hell no!"

I wrote about Kat.

Seems important.

Have you called Doug Ford to let him know how you feel? ☎️ 416-325-1941 It only takes a few minutes to call and register your disapproval of this shocking (but not surprising) move to hide the truth.

Autumn Durald Arkpaw is the first woman ever to win Best Cinematography at the #Oscars

Representative Tlaib’s endorsement means so much to me personally. She’s set a true example for what it means to be deeply rooted in transformative progressive values that never compromise. I hope to join her in 2027 as the only other currently elected Palestinian in Congress!

Beware the vibes of March.

What’s a bigger “hotel gym sin”? Not wiping the treadmill? Not replacing weights? Full volume podcast, no headphones? (This guy did all three, but was wearing swim goggles the whole time, which is a clear “don’t you know I’m loco?”)

"My name may be forgotten when it comes, but the time will arrive when great outbreaks of cholera will be things of the past. And it is the knowledge of the way in which the disease is propagated which will cause them to disappear" Happy birthday to John Snow! His name & his work is not forgotten.

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

Sephora is popping on a Saturday night.

Manitoba health advocacy group calls for inquest into deaths of paid plasma donors Manitoba Health Coalition says independent investigation into deaths is needed www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Sweet joyfulness alert! Mandatory watch if you’re doomscrolling and clenching your jaw!

"Suspended Lead Suit Brings Radiation Exposure Down to Zero for Interventional Echocardiographers and Many Structural Imagers." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

But what about my ego?

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Carney eyes Bloc MP to complete his collection

Increasingly convinced that social media should exclusively exist for us to watch videos from libraries x: www.instagram.com/reel/DUEahYN...

😭

wtf. I had dinner on the patio last week.

I think the beginning of the collapse of western civilization can be traced back to around the time Myth Busters ended and Duck Dynasty started.

“Are you ready to apologize to your sister yet?”

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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

Pervert Glasses now have mini games.

CANADIANS Please consider signing Elizabeth May's petition to have the federal government recognize endometriosis and adenomyosis as part of the disability law in Canada. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Our analysis, which shows that more women nearly bled to death during miscarriage after Texas banned abortion, adds to a growing body of reporting revealing that maternal outcomes have gotten worse under bans. (Published July 2025)

This is my last move until I am an attending! I secured a residency position ! Its across the country and I’m excited! I cant say where until match day but I did it friends! This move is costly. And life doesn’t stop gofund.me/ffc2349c5 Venmo: Jbrisbon1181 #urosky #medsky

Seems bad.

Watch the trailer for Chandler Levack’s Mile End Kicks, starring Barbie Ferreira, Devon Bostick, Stanley Simon, Juliette Gariépy and Jay Baruchel 🎥 In theaters on April 17.

you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

San Diego friends, don't miss your chance to hear from @maggietokudahall.bsky.social tonight!

holy shit

Help a father released from ICE detainment get back to his family in Columbus Ohio! Who do you know that is headed that way? Can we daisychain a ride to Chicago, and from there to Columbus? If we know each other, please DM me.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

“I’m not up against the pop girls. I’m not up against the R&B girls. I’m up against anti-intellectualism and doing things easy." www.nme.com/news/music/s...

It’s important to keep talking about Iran.