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This is not my first rodeo, I have season ticketsā¦
about 1 year ago
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DaddyJew
10 months ago
sorry Spotify but Iām literally never going to tap the banner to learn more
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aka Elynnbarstar
10 months ago
Is Cinco de Mayo still legal?
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Reverie
10 months ago
I still get just as excited about thunderstorms as I did when I was a kid
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Uncle Kermit
10 months ago
These two chicks were fighting outside the bar the other night, and this guy kept yelling, āRubber Beaver!ā Is that a pro wrestling move?
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Itās an anniversary somewhere for something so might as well celebrateā¦
10 months ago
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Saying and doing absurd things is a lifestyleā¦
10 months ago
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Someone at work just asked me to collab like Iām some sort of 25 year oldā¦
10 months ago
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You too can have a perfect basketball bracket if you fill it out post-gameā¦
11 months ago
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Wilbur72
11 months ago
Them: Do you remember Me: No
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Canadian Bacon
11 months ago
I like to set my weather app to places with worse weather than mine.
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Humor Satire Memes
11 months ago
Hang on. Let me panic first.
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X Solitude ā ššØš¦ EH!
11 months ago
Come for the nonsense, stay for the hysteria!
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Oligarchy is not a word I thought would be so prevalent in my vocabulary, yet here we areā¦
11 months ago
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Egging my enemies is a hobby I can no longer affordā¦
11 months ago
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Donāt hate me because Iām beautiful. Hate me because I use a Yahoo e-mail addressā¦
11 months ago
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Does anyone have a yacht I can day drink on? Just checkingā¦
11 months ago
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I donāt understand the āpā in front of some English āfā words. Itās Pfucked upā¦
11 months ago
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Wish Trader Joeās would run the government. They have their shit together..
12 months ago
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This year show someone you really care by sending them a bouquet of omelettesā¦
12 months ago
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Hush D. Fockup
12 months ago
I'm about to fuck around & write a love song about Honey Lemon Theraflu. This is some good shit!
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The Wizard of Awes.
12 months ago
Waiting for Drake's comeback dis track "I'm Rubber You Glue"
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geekysteven
12 months ago
[watching porn] "Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like thatā
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Lori
12 months ago
Youāre as cheerful as a serial killerās storage unit
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ā²ā²šā²§ā²© šØš¦
12 months ago
I have wanted nuthin but a good time since 1988.
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Jackie Bouvier
12 months ago
I'm sorry you asked for a hug, and now we're spooning.
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Kellalena
12 months ago
Trouble in paradise sounds like a fun vacation.
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Air kiss is the fuck you of all fuck yousā¦
about 1 year ago
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OMG. No kiss for youā¦
about 1 year ago
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Eyes donāt lie and you canāt see hersā¦
about 1 year ago
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Donāt forget to buy all the avocados todayā¦
about 1 year ago
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Whatās a TikTok?
about 1 year ago
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Feeds your high horse sugar cubes laced with cheap ass whiskey...
about 1 year ago
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Kellalena
about 1 year ago
My recipe for disaster comes in original or extra crispy.
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Wilbur72
about 1 year ago
Just 3.5 days until Friday
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Sully
about 1 year ago
I was last week years old to discover that: SMH and its derivative SMDH Stand for āShaking My (Damn) Head not: āSo Much (Damn) Hateā sorta works both ways thoš¤·āāļø
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Just yelled at the nasty raisins in my trail mix, if you wanted to know how my day is goingā¦
about 1 year ago
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I know at least 10 curse words in sign language, so yes, I am bilingualā¦
about 1 year ago
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If youāre doing dry January, remember itās February somewhereā¦
about 1 year ago
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Just trust me on this, do not put ālaminated penisā into your search engineā¦
about 1 year ago
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter š©šŗ
about 1 year ago
Some of you arenāt taking your commitment here seriously and it shows.
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Reverie
about 1 year ago
Iām trying to tread lightly, but this is my first time wearing combat boots.
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BGH70
about 1 year ago
I wonder if that other place got a girlfriend yet.
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Iām the Mr. Miyagi of replying to idiotic work e-mails in a professional mannerā¦
about 1 year ago
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These chicks never like my postsā¦
about 1 year ago
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If a heated blanket doesnāt have a scorch setting, I donāt want itā¦
about 1 year ago
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Twitter hasnāt flatlined yet?
about 1 year ago
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No thank you mushroom coffee, no thank youā¦
about 1 year ago
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