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Queen RanDumb
8 months ago
Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.
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Queen RanDumb
8 months ago
Imagine seeing a joke post and deciding you're going to be a serious twat about it.
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I am become death cab, transporter of cuties.
9 months ago
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Marl
9 months ago
I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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Spineless, feckless fucks.
9 months ago
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Maybe when he said āshithole countriesā, he said it with envy.
9 months ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
9 months ago
(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar) "I just want Americans to be healthy!"
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Dumb Beezie
9 months ago
Being right has never felt so bad
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Idiots be idiotinā.
9 months ago
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This inauguration is proudly presented by Depends.
10 months ago
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Veruca's Alt
over 1 year ago
Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
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Dumb Beezie
10 months ago
Iāll have a four year coma. Maāam this is a Wendyās
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Dumb Beezie
12 months ago
Itās like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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š„
10 months ago
2024: This year was horrible. 2025: Hold my beer.
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Dumb Beezie
10 months ago
Weāre gonna be in the nursing home saying āitās on like Donkey Kongā
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Queen RanDumb
10 months ago
Ordering veal tells me all I need to know about you.
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karen
10 months ago
this is why we canāt have nice things *gestures to the universe*
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Marl
10 months ago
Attn people who run in dark clothes at night, I don't have THAT much car insurance.
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FindMe
12 months ago
This is not my first rodeo, I have season ticketsā¦
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Jen (ESC) šØš¦ā¤ļø
10 months ago
It feels like this year has been 489 days so far.
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I wonder if that other place got a girlfriend yet.
10 months ago
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FindMe
10 months ago
No thank you mushroom coffee, no thank youā¦
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Queen RanDumb
10 months ago
My favorite people are the ones who get the ha has and don't spend their time walking all over jokes like a dom in stilettos on testicles.
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Queen RanDumb
10 months ago
Gonna start calling everyone Larry.
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Queen RanDumb
10 months ago
You're if the Jerry Springer show was a person.
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GrianEgan
about 2 years ago
confronts reality, pokes it in the eye
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Mueller, She Wrote
11 months ago
I refuse to call them skeets.
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DeeDastardly
11 months ago
Stopping to collaborate and listen just doesnāt suit me anymore.
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DeeDastardly
11 months ago
My life is loosely based on a true story.
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If you donāt know butter contains milk⦠have I got a political party for you!
12 months ago
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DeeDastardly
12 months ago
Donāt wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself.
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DeeDastardly
over 1 year ago
I seized a day once. It really wasnāt worth it.
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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart
12 months ago
An echo chamber sounds like a cool place to get high and yell Fleetwood Mac lyrics.
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FindMe
12 months ago
OG humor Twitter vibes here, I like itā¦
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Stace Fiction
12 months ago
Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese.
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Marl
12 months ago
I love you as much as I love eating Chick-fil-a on Sundays.
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Since everything is a clown show now, Iām relearning how to ride my unicycle.
12 months ago
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Unsolicited, unverified, and unsubstantiated health advice is entirely unpersuasive.
12 months ago
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Ah⦠the company of the bar.
12 months ago
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Marl
12 months ago
Levels of ceiling fan: -Hurricane -On .. ish -How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
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Poppycockšø
12 months ago
Me: This is the longest corn maze Iāve ever been to Them: This is Ohio
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Marl
12 months ago
"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs" -CVS pharmacy drive-thru
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KayCee ā”
12 months ago
Itās perfectly ok to start over. I highly recommend it, in fact. š«
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Has anyone emptied the void so new screams can be deposited?
12 months ago
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Update: Iām no longer astounded by the accepted level of fuckeryā¦
12 months ago
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Dumb Beezie
12 months ago
Twitter refugees walking into Bluesky
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Not Hot | Not Bothered
12 months ago
Anyone else feel like theyāre at a class reunion? None of you have aged a bit, btw.
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Amy š¤
about 1 year ago
Everything can be said and felt with music.
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