New year. Same me. Just wiser. Older. Sorer. Probably a little shorter.

Apparently Maduro wasn't on the Epstein list.

“Kindness is like snow- it beautifies everything it covers” Kahlil Gibran Wishing you happiness, peace, and light in this new year! #Stunday #ImageAndVerse #OrangeSun

if you’re into risk takers, I just washed champagne flutes while acutely hungover

Is it 2028 yet?

Always so embarrassing when they go on and on when I’ve been spotted petting dogs. 😉

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Emergency kitten- Retro Jimmie

As distractions go this is a real doozy.

For 2026, I wish you moments that feel like this: stillness, clarity, and the quiet certainty that your presence - just as you are - has the power to warm the world around you. Here’s to a year of soft beginnings, brave hearts, and light that lingers. Happy New Year ✨ #Photography #Art #NewYear2026

Moonlit sky of blue and gold in Minnesota #Photography #EastCoastKin #Minnesota

My hooman says her sister gave this blanket to her for Christmas, but obviously it's purrfect for me. Happy Caturday. Photo by my son. #Caturday

1 Jan 2001 - still the most snow we’ve had this century for #BlueSkyArtShow #NewYear and at least one #Tree for #Januarty (Taken with my very first digital camera so it’s a bit fuzzy)

🌱 my grandson “planted” his pumpkin guts in my butterfly garden and welp 🌱

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Wife: staring as I unwrap a second chocolate bar Me shrugging: “skinny bears don’t live through the winter”

Tonight was quite something… #sky #nature #naturephotography #skyporn #sunset

Last sunset for this trip. What a beautiful way to wrap up the week. #sunset #BandonBeach #FaceRock

You are all invited to my WTF party. Except you, Jeff. Wtf

The world is very stressful. Get the expensive vibrator.

Give her what she really wants this year: a fucking immune system.

Him: You have the most beautiful eyes! Me: Thank you, I use them for crying.

After 30 years of visiting Disney World, I finally get to celebrate my birthday here today. I will be wearing the appropriate button. Not to mine for well wishes but in the hopes of getting free stuff.

Crossing over a bridge at Epcot we see poor Buzz Lightyear. Cast off into the water and half buried in the muck. Sad, sad Buzz. To infinity, and the pond.

Ending your trip with rides on the Haunted Mansion then Pirates of the Caribbean is about as well as you can plan it.

Saw this on a TikTok but had thought it myself and it's the truth. What are people gonna do when nothing comes from the Epstein Files? Because I seriously doubt anything is going to.

Not that anybody asked, but If you accumulated all the flora, fauna, and metal that your True Love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you would own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.

the art of letting whoever think whatever

I’ve already redeemed all of my sex coupons. Next years holiday season can’t get here fast enough

advent calendars don’t have to only be for christmas. i’m starting one for Alicia Keys’ birthday

*Christmas Dinner* Mother-in-law: Can you please pass the potatoes? Me: [googling ‘does mia goth have eyebrows or are they just really light’] Just a sec.

one time i was listening to my friend’s 5 year old kid tell this long story that didn’t seem to have any cohesive structure to it until i finally stopped him in the midst of his ramblings & asked, “are you…are you trying to tell me about the break in at the watergate hotel?”

Dinner rolls are just a delivery mechanism for butter.

Everything I know about you I learned from myself.

The neighbor’s kid got an electric guitar for Christmas and I’m thinking about getting his dad a matching chair.

So now we’re back to the idea that people who are alone must be that way because they’re bad. In my experience, the worst people I’ve ever met were masters at weaving webs of dependency and mutual obligation, and woe betide anyone who tried to slip free.

The rainbows keep coming today as the weather cycles between sunshowers, thunder, and wind. #BandonBeach #Rainbow

@ygrene.bsky.social saw this in the wild today 🤣 merry christmas 🎄

whenever i see a group of birds i pick which one i think is you and wait for it to come say hi

Christmas Day sunset walk on the beach. Lucky confluence of the tide being low enough, the wind dying down and the rain clouds pausing for some sunshine at the end of the day. #BandonBeach #MerryChristmas

Being 47 means being very excited for your new heated birdbath that you can watch from your ring camera, apparently.

Far more interested in things like recycling batteries so you need less mining than I am in the idea of AGI.

I have made up a breakdancing move called the Kangaroo, & my sister has decided that I will earn the gold, silver & bronze medals at the next Olympics because they will be throwing them at me in an attempt to make me go away. Unrelated, my mother wants a cattle prod for Christmas. #BusinessAsUsual

Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened

In my day, a charcuterie board was a sleeve of saltines on a cable spool table

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