Knickerbocker Knickerbocker Sis-boom-bah!

I’ve already lost most of my retirement money twice. First after the dotcom bust (worked in the industry, stupidly took stock as payment too many times), and then the 2008 crash (my only saving grace there was I bought a house already in 2004). I don’t have time to recover a third time.

So who are all these rescued pilots anyway, and how come they aren’t being put in front of the media to tell their heroic stories? I want to hear from them directly. You were in the water for two hours? What was that like?

Half time Wu Tang. Let’s go Knicks!

Every judge from now on needs to include grand jury transcripts in their consideration of cases. The only way to know how much the DOJ has used “Broadview six” tactics.

In arguing for equality, we need to start using the term “matriarchy” more often. Feminism is a Rorschach test of a word. Let’s start explaining an alternate system that centers children, the future, and care relationships over aggression and power.

Trying to flip my perspective, be kinder to myself and the world, as a vaccine against the endless awful. So: I’m not wandering all over my apartment looking for my glasses again, I’m getting my steps in. Self-care.

I feel like the NYC watch parties are so huge tonight because everyone just wants to boo together in community.

The Real New Yorkers are the friends we met along the way

Knicks watch party just got moved to Bryant Park after Don Sorleone decided to come get booed in person while inconveniencing rich people with tickets. You can’t keep the people from partying. Knicks in four!

Watching the felon crash out on meet the press makes me think he either won’t go to the knicks game, or he’ll stroke out at the New Yorkest booing that ever booed. He can’t handle any sort of break in his delusions. WOW.

I Don’t Make the Rules. But boy if I did…

Man the gross shit men say in “locker room talk”. I am very aware of language and slang and whatnot, but I had never before heard “hatchet wound” used to describe women’s genitalia and let me just say this: that’s where every one of you loser dudes came from. Your mother would like a fucking word.

Sick of this Platner guy. He’s a douchey woman-hater with a Nazi tattoo. Nothing special about that. But it is interesting to see who’s OK with it. And by interesting, I mean depressing in a deeply familiar way. Gimme the goddamn bear already.

GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO!

The president of the United States is sundowning - and LITERALLY sleeping - on camera, pretty much every day. What is going on here? How can there not be a small handful of republicans who want to do something about this unmistakable fact?

Respect goes both ways. Or else it’s just sycophancy. Facts.

Like all exciting games, this one will matter at the very end.

So I’m watching the Knicks game at a local bar because I don’t have whatever streaming service one needs to watch at home. And I am so happy, because since it’s the burbs, there is a group of maybe 7-8-9 year olds standing in front of the big Tv and making up dance moves and cheers for everything.

I have borne and raised up two adult children since the Knicks were last in the Finals. It’s time.

“The Florsheims Fit Fine” is the new “This is gonna ruin the tour”

Once again, the short-fingered vulgarian follows a “routine” hospital visit with nearly a week out of public view. His treatment schedule is now as predictable as his tariff TACO and his war on/off switch that manipulates the energy markets.

The Supreme Court is neither

Trans people are human. Human rights are human. If A=B and C=B, ergo A=C Trans rights are human rights QE,motherfuckingD!

I’m a Talafreako I’m an Ossofan I’m an AOCaphile

Zohran Fiorello Mamdani

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

When did everybody on here move to Maine?

Weird fucking goblins, every single one of them.

I for one am not a fan of the new Celebrity Apprentice- Deal or No Deal crossover event.

In the 19th century, the future was canals. Everybody was building one, they were essential, the best way to transport goods. Until we started building railroads instead. And it turned out, canals were not the future at all. Remember NFTs? Nothing is inevitable, not even AI in every damn thing.

Happy pride to all the wonderful queers out there. Especially trans kids, who deserve love and support from everyone, especially their parents.

Anyone who was alive in the 70s knows what’s coming. Get ready for the return of even/odd license plate days for getting gas.

Joe Biden famously shook hands with every single person on every rope line. So why weren’t his old-ass hands covered in creepy bruises?

The felonious creamsicle heard somebody say “cisgender” and thought they said “six genders” and now all his idiot followers have no choice but to repeat it. Like thinking “political asylum” means people escaped from insane asylums. So very dumb.

I kinda want the felon to actually go to a Knicks game at MSG because I just know New Yorkers could get up a rousing chant of Shut Up You Ugly Fuck that would raise the roof.

I want to punch every reference to E Jean Carroll as the felonious creamsicle’s “accuser.” She won in court, in two juried cases. She proved he sexually assaulted her, and defamed her repeatedly. There are facts in evidence. We are not doing it this way. And we will protect E Jean and the truth.

The felon has another appointment at Walter Reed. His third “checkup” in a year. The White House is equipped with a full medical suite and can perform any procedure that might be part of any routine medical appointment. So what’s he getting at WR that he can’t get at home? Hmmmm

Mamdani gets it. Try a lot of things quickly. Some work, some don’t. Readjust and try more things. It’s as American as FDR.

Man this Pope is such a superstar. Love the player, hate the game.

My very smart brother just reminded me of an American political truth that is probably bigger than most, and still applies because we are dumb and backwards. The price of a gallon of gas on July 4th is essentially the whole deciding factor for the fall midterms. And that’s looking pretty baked in.

Things are happening. Many things. They are happening now. Not [adverb] Not [another adverb] Not [a third adverb] But [other adverb] In fact [em dash], what’s happened is nothing new [em dash] it’s this thing. It’s that thing. It’s [noun] It’s [another noun] Why does this feel so dumb? AI !

Having been on many, many long haul flights, I’m reminded of the risks of Deep Vein Thrombosis, especially for the elderly and those with circulation problems. Also reminded how disorienting extreme jet lag can be, even for people who can accurately draw a clock face.

[scoffs]

Hungary, fuck yeah! Dancing in the streets. Magyar sworn in, Orban’s people scrambling for the exits. This is what peaceful regime change looks like. Get inspired! People power is REAL

Weeping with Joy!!!

My standards are high and getting higher. Meet me on my level.

This is amazing. Brilliant way for people to comprehend the enormity of the files with these visuals. Glad the survivors were acknowledged with the bright light of the candles 🕯️

Just polishing up the cancellation message I’ll be sending Paramount+ the morning after Colbert’s last show. It’s a doozy.

How much more national humiliation can Republicans in Congress enable? They have the power to halt fascism, but they choose to follow a dumb-as-paint senile pedophile into oblivion. WHY? They can’t all be in the Epstein files.