The parallel universe where we just had two terms of President Elizabeth Warren is probably such a fucking paradise.

Two of the most important attributes we need to cultivate in society right now are authenticity and discernment. If everything is maybe real or maybe fake everywhere all the time, the only value is in being real and knowing how to tell what else is real.

The old man is one brain fart away from saying the word he wants to say whenever he says “low IQ”

So often a teenage girl having access to abortion means a teenage (or, ahem, often older) boy/man who doesn’t have to become an involuntary dad. What if we framed it that way? What if we said “dude. Do you want to pay for a kid for 18 years while they’re raised by a single mom?” No. Well then.

Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats.  Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

Clears it up a lot.

Skeeted my first banger today! Oh the feeling.

What if we rebranded motherhood as #Multitaskmaxxing ?

Making me consider the Catholic Church the lesser of two evil pedophile protection organizations is messing with my brain. But the church has at least done a little bit of mea culpa. And peace is a good thing. Jesus does offer some solid advice, the other pedos got nothing. So. Bleak ass timeline…

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Kash Patel is the lettuce now.

I’m pretty sure they told the Idiot King that the Jesus image he posted had been “doctored” and he processed that through his built-in dumdum translator. Like how he thinks people seeking “asylum” have all come from insane asylums. Oh the stupidity!

“Never again a country without consequences!” Thinking about getting this tattooed on my forehead.

I feel like we’re about to start finding out how many people can get thrown under a bus whose wheels are also coming off.

Following every Hungarian account I can find. Joymaxxing

JD Vance is like Velcro for failure. Everything sticks.

Never been so proud of my Hungarian heritage. My dad was a freedom fighter in 1956, who escaped to a free USA. Hated the Russians with his whole self. He would love this today! He would be in the streets singing.

Hey there survivors: another grim news day, another rapist revealed, another group of women attacked for speaking out. It’s rough, but you don’t need to follow closely; you already know the story. Take care today. You are loved and seen.

So much suffering could be avoided if men called out other men when they see sexist and degrading behavior. The fact that they just observe without intervening is the reason women still have to scan every single interaction with men for underlying danger. #almostallmen.

Et tu, Swalwell?

That feeling of relief seeing the Artemis crew return safely? That’s the GenXhale…

Someone should name a dispensary Terpene Station

I’m more relieved than I expected to be seeing the Artemis astronauts coming home safely. GenX doesn’t exhale until it’s safe.

The way I’m hanging too mush of my sanity on the Hungarian election. Partly in honor of my dad, who fought the Soviets in 1956 and sought asylum in the USA, thereby making my birth possible. But also for what it could mean for the broken world. For the power of people.

I guess war is the new Infrastructure Week

Seeing the desperately online Trump regime so thoroughly out-trolled by every foreign government and then some is really something to behold.

A gold medalist in the shambolic Olympics.

Come on then, and remove him.

Fewer than 2 dozen congressional republicans have the power to stop all of this. But they don’t. They’re on vacation.

And Just Like That, my trauma Venn diagrams converge. A malignant narcissist dad, years spent watching my mother fade in a dementia home, and my teenage fear of nuclear annihilation.

Woke up feeling like a teenager again. Overwhelmed with the existential dread of an inevitable nuclear Armageddon. The 80s are back baby!

If only Congress were alive to see this.

Once again I feel compelled to say that I fucking love trans people and you should too. 1. Because they are people just like you and me, and 2. Because you can learn from them how to be the most yourself you can be.

Chekov’s Troops

My father came to the US as a political refugee. He wasn’t yet a citizen when I was born. My mother is descended from 2 signers of the Declaration of Independence. So am I a citizen?

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Trans people I love you! Today and every day. Never have I known people who were more certain of themselves, and who they truly are in this world. We all should know ourselves so well.

I think there’s a lesson for us all in today’s news. If you shoot your dog, bad things will happen to you.

You don’t leave a generation to raise themselves with TV - give them Mr Rogers, schoolhouse rock, and Free To Be You and Me - and then act surprised that some of us took that stuff seriously.

Normie wine moms ACTIVATED

Never have I wished more not to be deaf in my right ear. Folks to my right at the bar are all up in the regime hate (unexpected given the demo). I want to join but I have only heard a little and would have to pivot completely to participate. That would be weird. But anecdote!

If you’re an elected Republican and you’re not stopping the lunatic regime of the Mad King, I will assume you are at least pedophile-adjacent. Maybe you think you’re just an ordinary grifter, but you’re not. Not when you’ve put yourself between America and truth.

We are not gonna stick the landing are we?

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When had Sleepy Joe, we could sleep through the night. I miss that.

I am feeling very stable today. But which I mean that I feel very able to stab.

Glad to see that President Felon has set the tone for how we are all expected to act on The Day It Happens.

This week, the felon has lifted sanctions on Iran, thus aiding and abetting the enemy. The literal definition of treason. Then he issued a threat to destroy a nation’s civilian energy infrastructure. A textbook war crime. Where the fuck are our elected representatives?

The Short-Fingered Vulgarian has taken up all too much of my mental energies. Since forever. We’ve hated him here in NYC since the 70s. So so tired of all of this. I guess that’s the point. Too overwhelmed to act. The firehose knocks everyone down. But also no it doesn’t.