I’m letting so many things “sink in” right now, I’m starting to feel a bit underground.

Still waiting on those Epstein files. I can multitask, I’m a mom. Watch how many different scandals I can keep in my mind at one time. Finally my mental load bearing skills are paying off.

God bless America’s brave citizen photojournalists. Keep filming, you beautiful resisters.

Further radicalizing of Wine Moms everywhere.

It’s like these dipshits don’t understand that we all have video cameras on us all the time. And the internet. And functioning eyeballs. We’re not waiting for the state approved news. We’re broadcasting in real time. They are so so very very dumb.

IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE IMPRISON repeat as necessary

Pete Hegseth gonna make Mark Kelly president.

IMPEACH THE IDIOT DEMENTED FAILSON PRESIDENT. NOW. NOW. NOW.

Tactics and strategy are very different. These idiots rely on an institutional muscle memory of tactics, and possess zero understanding of strategy. They will reap what they sow. Hope they don’t take too many down with them. But congressional republicans could stop all of this!

Congressional republicans need to be reminded daily that this is indeed their circus and those are in fact their monkeys.

Fascism makes me so crabby

“Hold my beer” — 2026, apparently

Impeach Remove Imprison (repeat as necessary) LFG

If only Congress were alive to see this.

A long December and there’s reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last

Nothing beats our Christmas tradition of sushi at our neighborhood place. Every Christmas Eve for 20 years. Our take on the feast of the seven fishes. Happy holidays everyone. Love is stronger than hate. Always but especially right now

Notice how he never talks about drawing the clock face on the dementia test, just identifying the animals.

The dumbest thing these dumdums can do is keep telling us the items we buy every day don’t cost more than they used to. It’s the literal definition of HAVING THE RECEIPTS.

Hey survivors (and the generally overwhelmed). Just a gentle reminder that you don’t need to retraumatize yourself to stay informed. You will get the gist of it all later; you don’t need to rip scabs right now. Be kind to yourself. You are loved

What if every year the person with the most money got sacrificed to the gods? Billionaires would all have to compete to get rid of enough wealth to not be the richest. Imagine what they might fund? And what if there was a prize for whoever gave away their money best? Dreams

I just want to find someone who cares about me as much as Republicans think I care about Bill Clinton.

You read about huge weeks-long parties in the old days. Carnivals, royal weddings, the ends of wars. People gathered to sing and dance, eat and drink, and lose themselves in the joy of the moment. I think about that when I imagine The Day It Happens.

Stop the timeline; I want to get off.

What if we just changed the rules about money and politics? What if we just rose up and stopped the purchasing of power with untaxed wealth? What could we achieve without the NRA, AIPAC, the fossil fuel companies, the broligarch dollars?

The kids they dance They shake their bones ‘Cause it’s all too clear We’re on our own

Old enough to remember the AOL/TimeWarner merger. Time is a flat circle.

Quiet Piggy 🐷 🤣

I bet Mamdani got the felon chatting about Elaine’s back in the day. All his amazing RE deals. The Apprentice. The old man thought “what a nice polite young man. He loves listening to my stories, he’s such a great guy”. Now WH staff has to cancel their messaging and divert the troops. Lol

Kavanaugh Stop and Frisk

Kathy Hochul? I mean yeah OK, you go on with your secret lefty shit. I got you gurl

This timeline is starting to feel much less 1930s Germany and much more 1780s France.

Every New York democrat who is still unwilling to endorse Zohran Mamdani at this late and fucking inevitable date has some serious Islamophobia/youth bias/dependency on AIPAC/lack of imagination/fear of the future/MAGA curiosity/commitment to ugly money/IDK WHAT EVER.

Attempting to overhear a nearby conversation between 2 middle aged divorced men talking about their ex wives, and I have never been so sorry to be deaf on one side.

Republican policy: don’t get sick, but if you do, die quickly. Also, have more kids, so we can starve them.

Sorry republicans, “Schumer Shutdown” is never gonna get any traction. “Epstein Ballroom” however, that’s another story.

“… in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.” ― John Steinbeck

If only Congress were alive to see all of this.

The Land of the Free And the Home of the Brave

I can’t believe we’re getting Stupid Hitler, Stupid Stalin, and Stupid Mao all at the same time.

Was Nixon a pedophile or a rapist? I could be wrong (please correct me if so) but was he ever accused of or admitted to pussy-grabbing, etc? Were there ever credible accusations of abuse? The bar is molten in the core of the earth right now. Also: Epstein files please!

Every billionaire is a policy failure

If I got paid for showing up to protests, that would pretty much be my whole earned income this year. If you guys have been getting paid, LMK how I can get a piece of it.

It’s like every day these dipshits wake up having completely forgotten that every one of us carries a tool in our pockets that allows for real time photojournalism and publishing. You don’t need the airwaves, or the networks. What is meant to be viral will become viral.

I wonder if there will be a whole new type of “maybe it’s time for Grampa to go the dementia care place” conversations around this year’s Thanksgiving tables.

Really glad I got a king size for all of my strange bedfellows. Move over Bill Kristol and Liz Cheney, make some room for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

History will refer to this as The Failson Era

The people have the the power. To redeem the work of fools.

To be anti-Antifa(cist) is to be pro-Fa(cist). There is no other interpretation.

A HANDFUL OF REPUBLICANS CAN STOP ALL OF THIS!

Maybe not terrible thought: people who haven’t been paying attention are suddenly paying attention. And they are gobsmacked.