I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine

I didn’t have imaginary friends. I had very specific spirits.

Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."

Giving my legs the day off *staying in bed

It was really nice having a laptop with a cd drive that's what irks me the most

the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

but do you notice the little things

I hope something makes you smile today

The last beat of my heart Words by @zaynab71990.bsky.social

HAVING FUN ISNT HARD WHEN YOUVE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶

moody

Loved the ride though

a sad, sleepy Sunday for this Blue Jays fan 💙

Blue Jays are gonna win 💙

Sometimes I’ll get to looking at the birch leaves and rumpled tar paper on my shed roof and all at once I understand every lyric Eddie Vedder ever sang

Mood

Stop wanting to skip to the good part and start making the here and now the good part

Trey Yesavage will start Game 1 of the World Series for the #BlueJays What a year for the 22-year-old who started his season in Single-A Dunedin.

On this day in 2007, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss released 'Raising Sand' – a haunting blend of rock, bluegrass, and Americana produced by T Bone Burnett. It swept the Grammys, proving harmony can sound like magic.

O M G World Series here we come!! #WANTITALL #BlueJays

Here’s a little heart for you 💚

It’s so true! 😮‍💨

I'll take peace over bullshit for $400, Alex

I gotta get back to writing bigfoot erotica

White pine is among the most stable of woods, and its heartwood turns a warm pumpkin color when exposed to air and light. What I’m saying is you should consider getting yourself quartersawn

Let’s go #BlueJays!

It’s been awhile, shall we devour?

Why hello there!

feeling fall in the air but the cicadas are still singing

glimmers ✨

i am still revisited by the ghosts of Buying New Stationary every august

Sometimes you cut basil from the garden and you’re like, oh hey, that’s a good thing in this world

Here is a nice mushroom

morning routine

The witches of Macbeth

It’s 1946… I’ll have the Fried Deep Sea Scallops Remoulade ($1.50) + a Jack Rose (.50)

morning

🖤