Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈

an advent calendar, but its me opening a box from my garage every day, that have been sitting there since I moved 18 months ago

Time to breakout The Office Christmas episodes.

@rifftrax.com Sharing the holiday joy.

David Bowie Gang of Four Talking Heads Hall and Oates James Taylor

I did not need to know what felching is, but here I am.

Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?

GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.

It's the Silver Screen interview of @frankconniff.bsky.social! Learn how his comedy career began and how he first got involved with @mst3kofficial.bsky.social. We discuss his Hollywood writing career, Cinematic Titanic, his novels, and The Mads are Back, produced by @dumb-industries.com!

On my Google top news feed: The BBC article on the No Kings protest is the only article listed that covers the protest of all the major news outlets.

I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call

sherman, for the love of god!

😂😂🤣

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.😎🤣💙☺️

Awful. No resemblance whatsoever

Report from the front lines of the war.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

The New Zoo Revue is coming right at you motherfuckers!

Been running around outside at night lately like the Weapons kids. Feels good. Refreshing.

I watch this snippet of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social once in awhile & it’s oddly very inspiring. Also the whole off camera series is great.

I need to know the story behind this.

There are some technologies too powerful and too easy to cause destruction and ruin to be trusted in the hands of ordinary men and it's best that we as a society decide to collectively forget the good-intentioned horrors we've wrought. I refer, of course, to "Reply All."

I like to relax before sleep by watching this 4-7 times youtu.be/Zt2fueiQxCY

Look, I’m 63 years old. Went to school in a rural, hunting community and this literally never happened.

youtu.be/BK2qQ5YJ_H8?... We are living in the same timeline as Andor.

Rewatching Alex Garland’s Civil War, you know, just for homework.

Saw Ben Wheatley's new film Bulk last night, made in secret, using obsolete S-VHS cameras, iPhones & VFX made from Airfix kits ordered off the internet. The end credits, hand-drawn by Wheatley, offer instructions on how to do the same at home if you want to. This is the anti-AI art we need.

So when the Medicaid work requirements come into effect, where are the jobs coming from so people can keep their coverage? Math ain’t mathin’

Trying to stave off an extreme depressive collapse by binge watching Queer Eye and sobbing at all the home remodel reveals.

Hey there! I'm Erik Smith, an actor in film, live theatre, and voice over from Pittsburgh! Whether you need an intimidating demon, a goofy henchman, or a determined hero, I'm your man! I would love to work with you; hit me up! Script by @vynvox.com #voiceover #acting #animation #videogames

Never in my life have I had panic attacks, feeling absolute terror every waking hour like I have the past two weeks - not to mention catastrophic thinking on tap. What changed? I started taking Prilosec for GERD. Evidently this can be a bonus side effect. Stopped taking it a week ago. It won’t stop.

Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.

I’m on the verge of a literal nervous breakdown so I’m rewatching White Lotus to comfort myself.

The Decent #MildHorror

I'm DYING lol

Anyone else have catastrophic thinking when you hire a contractor to repair something with your house? Like what if they don’t fix it right- or they fix it right but it uncovers another worse problem. Or somehow a portal to another dimension opens up under your house and releases demons? Just me?

Watch every second of this. Our worst fears are here. With Trump’s new bill, the police state is no longer looming—it’s official. Expect more raids on a massive scale, shattered families, and a brutal crackdown on humanitarian protections.

Fun in Balloonland we watch every Thanksgiving.

My issues waiting for my coffee to really kick in

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

This.

This is what it comes down to and the plain language is increasingly necessary. Joking about the whole sordid fucking mess is fine, I’ve been doing it plenty myself, but the truth is that the USA reelected a rapist, a man who raped minors, and he and other powerful people covered it up. Sickening.

Y-you- you’re thinking about this all wrong, as if I had the Epstein files back in a safe. The Epstein files aren’t here — the Epstein files are in Joe’s house, and Mrs. Menklin’s house, and a hundred others