Reach...

He’s alright...

Looking for a chapter of life that doesn't open with "Unfortunately..."

A word...

Fucken' great. What nice?

Man, the writers are really laying it on thick... #BeyondParody

Petunia is pumped for that NY energy…

The thing about the Idiocracy comparisons is: that movie overestimated us. That shit is set in 2505. We got this fucking stupid 479 years ahead of schedule.

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

This is fantastic...

the most important thing about the knicks winning tonight is that new york new york didnt exist when they won last time (1973, marty scorsese dropped new york, new york in 1977)

The Knicks finally figured out how to do the right thing.

Spike Lee's head just exploded from joy, a moment of silence please for a great New Yorker

Musical mood...

wishing spike lee a very happy (and safe) night!

New York City under socialism …

Happy for him...

Not to oversell it but the new Spiels is everything great about movies. As is his wont, Uncle Steven gives us a better humanity than the one we are. Some see that as a flaw, I don’t. To me, the true power of films is not in showing us who/what we are, but what we *could* be... #EmpathyIsASuperPower

sentiment check: portland waterfront, 6/13/2026

We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.

Ah, buckle this!

Saturday vibes...

"You're directing it?!"

Tilly got shot by a Revolutionary War soldier from Darren Aronofsky's AI series. The AI prop master left live rounds in the musket.

The Shirk Brothers are in charge of taking the letters down... #TwoWeeks

I can never understand when folks talk about the death of people 90+ years old (especially people they’ve never met) as if it was a tragedy. It’s not, it’s a huge bucket of win. They won at the Life game, and if they lived to 100, they got a perfect score... #RememberKidsNoOneGetsOutAlive

Broccoli is good actually...

Legit...

TFW my therapist tells me to be kinder to my inner self

The big cameo in this week’s Cape Fear had me like:

That’s one tricky tightrope but Widow’s Bay dances on it... #CreepyFunny

Was there someone on the set of MARTY SUPREME who wasn't completely insufferable?

Something something Snake Plissken...

I’M FUCKEN’ KIDDIN’ WITH YOU! YOU FUCKEN’ SHOOT THE GUY!?

Never thought of it that way...

The entire city (of Mexico) is in a complete standstill because of the World Cup. Streets are pandemic empty, except for the folks at the game. Everybody got that soccer fever and I’m over here like:

Dogsitting my neighbor’s pup for a little while. Petunia is not pleased… #InvasionOfPersonalSpace

All of the people seeking to lower the ceiling for everyone rather than lift the floor are exposing themselves as people you'd never want to work with because they don't respect your labour and they don't respect you.

Happy Shinebox Day!

Choco the dog

Some casting changes would be nice and then we'll talk.

It’s perfectly socially acceptable to interrupt people who start to speak positively about AI and correct them by saying, “AI? OH you mean brain softener.” Keep interrupting them and repeating “brain softener” every time they start to say “AI” Do this until they walk away.