Freddy Noriega
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Itās FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
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Now watching TROPIC THUNDER and as good as it is I will forever bang the drum that Cruise shoulda played both Les Grossman AND Tugg Speedman. Just imagine Tom doing Simple Jack...
#WouldaCouldaShoulda
about 7 hours ago
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about 2 years ago
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
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I have curated my fb feed well enough that by now 80% of what it shows me is doggie content. The REAL stuff, none of that ai slop I had to sus out for a while there...
#EatItZuck
about 8 hours ago
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Tranya OG...
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about 9 hours ago
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Watching CRYSTAL SKULL. Iām sorry but you will never convince me this movie is bad, much less with that last sad sack Indy movie out there...
#KingSpiels
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about 11 hours ago
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Watching ALL THE PRESIDENTāS MEN (a nice little fantasy movie) and every few minutes just stopping and marveling at something Willis does with framing/lighting/lensing/all-of-the-above...
#KingGordy
about 11 hours ago
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Bari Weissā spirit animal:
#AndJustAsStupid
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about 11 hours ago
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about 12 hours ago
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Womanās Day...
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Youssou N'Dour, Peter Gabriel - Shaking The Tree (Live)
YouTube video by YoussouNdourVEVO
https://youtu.be/VQifL-eGiaU?si=_0vbZGtHRgqXDHAh
about 12 hours ago
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about 13 hours ago
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I complain about my misery but Iām SO glad I aināt even a tiny bit famous...
#WTF
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about 13 hours ago
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Lilā Timmy desperately looking for a script about an opera singing ballet dancer to try and unfuck his rep...
#CalladitoTeVesMasBonitoMijo
about 14 hours ago
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Beside the point but this is one of those lines that I say CONSTANTLY with the exact same inflection...
#TheMargeInMe
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about 17 hours ago
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Feels weird to feel somewhat invested in the Oscar race. Canāt even remember the last time my fave movie was up for (and had a real shot at) all the top stuff...
#GoCooglerPower
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Watching McTiernanās BASIC. To this day, I have no clear idea what this movie is about or what is going on at any given moment (specially in light of the eventual reveal), but Iāll be damned if I donāt love how McT shoots it...
#ComeBackJohn
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Holy shit! Colin Jost basically said the same thing on Weekend Update. Means my jokes are FINALLY bad enough for SNL!...
#MadeItMa
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1 day ago
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Oh heās been given a hall pass for that and for a host of other shit that would get anyone else branded a huge sucky hack, but somehow it was decided long ago that when *he* does it itās cool...
#INeverVotedForThis
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Steven Santos
1 day ago
Checking on the Darren Aronofsky Revolutionary War series for Time. Sock puppet shows recorded on a flip phone get bigger numbers than this.
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Iām gonna sound like my habitual curmudgeonly old self and point out that so many young/er directors are such traffic cops, man, doing the most basic bitch coverage for everything. I know they all canāt be Spielbergs but come on, guys, put a little effort into it...
#EchenleGanitas
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1 day ago
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Was trying to remember the name of that Clooney/Pitt movie that came out not too long ago and I was sure it was COYOTES but it turns out it was WOLFS. Iāve officially become my father...
#GetOffMyLawn
1 day ago
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Me liking every Timmy Chalamers hate skeet...
#HeSucks
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Strange how most of the old Pixar Kings, Lasseter, Docter, Stanton, Bird, all turned out varying degrees of disappointing in their own ways...
#SadPixarLamp
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Saturday eveninā mood...
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Ali Farka Toure and Ry Cooder - Soukora
YouTube video by shakangirl
https://youtu.be/B_6HnY6romo?si=WUivWzKHBvM3GDCP
1 day ago
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Jason Bailey
1 day ago
YOUR ENTIRE LAST MOVIE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT ANXIETY MY DUDE
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Jason Bailey
1 day ago
I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying āWeāre making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at
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My favorite douchey detail about the Chalamers thing is how he talks about ballet and opera as these major drags he doesnāt get why anyone would wanna see, yet he expects all eyes on him for (checks notes)⦠a ping pong movie.
#WhatAMaroon
1 day ago
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Eric Haywood
1 day ago
Counterpoint:
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Rob McCallum
1 day ago
One of my biggest flaws in life is assuming everyone Iām interacting with isnāt an asshole
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Kelly Carlin-McCall
1 day ago
When this place creates a way to mute images of Trump, life will be better here. *If it does already, Iād welcome the tutorial
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As far as late night hosts, the moment belongs to Colbert, Kimmel, and Meyers. This ass-kissing, vainglorious, over-the-hill, unfunny garbage heap can go piss up a rope for all eternity...
#FuckYouBill
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Mary Gillis
2 days ago
Non-experts have been questioning this for years. I guess it takes a lot of expertise to successfully ignore basic math.
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I donāt know how a calculator works, but I damn sure know it aināt conscious...
#MotherfuckAI
#GoOutsideTouchGrass
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Linda Holmes
2 days ago
If Timothee Chalamet wants to make being a reverse-snob part of his deal, whatever. Be a child, you know? But at a time when arts funding and support are so imperiled, it would be nice not to lead with your contempt for wide swaths of the arts during your campaign to have your own art recognized.
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Watching FATHERāS DAY with Robin and Billy. Perfectly funny movie with the two dudes doing exactly the kinda schtick youād want them to do, yet it got poo-pooāed when it came out and itās still seen as lower-tier for both guys...
#AreYouNotEntertained
2 days ago
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Iāll admit to this pretty much perfectly describing my aversion to Wes Anderson...
#YesImUnculturedSwine
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2 days ago
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30 Rock ass list...
2 days ago
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Musical mood...
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A Pile Of Time (Remastered 2021)
YouTube video by Ryuichi Sakamoto - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmBrb2CpD58&list=RDAmBrb2CpD58&start_radio=1&pp=ygUfYSBwaWxlIG9mIHRpbWUgcnl1aWNoaSBzYWthbW90b6AHAdIHCQmuCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
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5 minutes of Maher kissing his ass, then 5 minutes treating him with kid gloves...
#MotherfuckBillMaher
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Paul Bronks
3 days ago
"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"
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Did she really āNot the kind to say āI toldja so, but...ā at a damn funeral?...
#KindaRude
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2 days ago
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Yeah, she knows itā¦
#PrincesaPetunia
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2 days ago
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Didnāt even know this was a threat, but Oo-De-Lally...
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3 days ago
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My shuffle just played the Undercover Brother theme right after the Shaft theme...
#AICouldNever
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Best part is the other one whoās like, āItās just a rubber duckie, bro."
#DoggiesRule
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3 days ago
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Tom Reaganās Hat
3 days ago
Tried to think of something witty to say but heās just an ignorant prick so letās leave it at that.
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When your father was always right about most everything.
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