Now watching TROPIC THUNDER and as good as it is I will forever bang the drum that Cruise shoulda played both Les Grossman AND Tugg Speedman. Just imagine Tom doing Simple Jack... #WouldaCouldaShoulda

Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour

I have curated my fb feed well enough that by now 80% of what it shows me is doggie content. The REAL stuff, none of that ai slop I had to sus out for a while there... #EatItZuck

Tranya OG...

Watching CRYSTAL SKULL. I’m sorry but you will never convince me this movie is bad, much less with that last sad sack Indy movie out there... #KingSpiels

Watching ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (a nice little fantasy movie) and every few minutes just stopping and marveling at something Willis does with framing/lighting/lensing/all-of-the-above... #KingGordy

Bari Weiss’ spirit animal: #AndJustAsStupid

Woman’s Day...

I complain about my misery but I’m SO glad I ain’t even a tiny bit famous... #WTF

Lil’ Timmy desperately looking for a script about an opera singing ballet dancer to try and unfuck his rep... #CalladitoTeVesMasBonitoMijo

Beside the point but this is one of those lines that I say CONSTANTLY with the exact same inflection... #TheMargeInMe

Feels weird to feel somewhat invested in the Oscar race. Can’t even remember the last time my fave movie was up for (and had a real shot at) all the top stuff... #GoCooglerPower

Watching McTiernan’s BASIC. To this day, I have no clear idea what this movie is about or what is going on at any given moment (specially in light of the eventual reveal), but I’ll be damned if I don’t love how McT shoots it... #ComeBackJohn

Holy shit! Colin Jost basically said the same thing on Weekend Update. Means my jokes are FINALLY bad enough for SNL!... #MadeItMa

Oh he’s been given a hall pass for that and for a host of other shit that would get anyone else branded a huge sucky hack, but somehow it was decided long ago that when *he* does it it’s cool... #INeverVotedForThis

Checking on the Darren Aronofsky Revolutionary War series for Time. Sock puppet shows recorded on a flip phone get bigger numbers than this.

I’m gonna sound like my habitual curmudgeonly old self and point out that so many young/er directors are such traffic cops, man, doing the most basic bitch coverage for everything. I know they all can’t be Spielbergs but come on, guys, put a little effort into it... #EchenleGanitas

Was trying to remember the name of that Clooney/Pitt movie that came out not too long ago and I was sure it was COYOTES but it turns out it was WOLFS. I’ve officially become my father... #GetOffMyLawn

Me liking every Timmy Chalamers hate skeet... #HeSucks

Strange how most of the old Pixar Kings, Lasseter, Docter, Stanton, Bird, all turned out varying degrees of disappointing in their own ways... #SadPixarLamp

Saturday evenin’ mood...

YOUR ENTIRE LAST MOVIE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT ANXIETY MY DUDE

I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at

My favorite douchey detail about the Chalamers thing is how he talks about ballet and opera as these major drags he doesn’t get why anyone would wanna see, yet he expects all eyes on him for (checks notes)… a ping pong movie. #WhatAMaroon

Counterpoint:

One of my biggest flaws in life is assuming everyone I’m interacting with isn’t an asshole

When this place creates a way to mute images of Trump, life will be better here. *If it does already, I’d welcome the tutorial

As far as late night hosts, the moment belongs to Colbert, Kimmel, and Meyers. This ass-kissing, vainglorious, over-the-hill, unfunny garbage heap can go piss up a rope for all eternity... #FuckYouBill

Non-experts have been questioning this for years. I guess it takes a lot of expertise to successfully ignore basic math.

I don’t know how a calculator works, but I damn sure know it ain’t conscious... #MotherfuckAI #GoOutsideTouchGrass

If Timothee Chalamet wants to make being a reverse-snob part of his deal, whatever. Be a child, you know? But at a time when arts funding and support are so imperiled, it would be nice not to lead with your contempt for wide swaths of the arts during your campaign to have your own art recognized.

Watching FATHER’S DAY with Robin and Billy. Perfectly funny movie with the two dudes doing exactly the kinda schtick you’d want them to do, yet it got poo-poo’ed when it came out and it’s still seen as lower-tier for both guys... #AreYouNotEntertained

I’ll admit to this pretty much perfectly describing my aversion to Wes Anderson... #YesImUnculturedSwine

30 Rock ass list...

Musical mood...

5 minutes of Maher kissing his ass, then 5 minutes treating him with kid gloves... #MotherfuckBillMaher

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

Did she really “Not the kind to say ‘I toldja so, but...” at a damn funeral?... #KindaRude

Yeah, she knows it… #PrincesaPetunia

Didn’t even know this was a threat, but Oo-De-Lally...

My shuffle just played the Undercover Brother theme right after the Shaft theme... #AICouldNever

Best part is the other one who’s like, “It’s just a rubber duckie, bro." #DoggiesRule

Tried to think of something witty to say but he’s just an ignorant prick so let’s leave it at that.

When your father was always right about most everything.