No… George… Please, don’t make me do it...

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

It’s a wonderful world as the buildings fall down...

The hero we deserve... #TheSquishyGreenKnight

It’s literally a crime how many good movies Landis made... #AHorribleOne

Funny how a lotta times it’s the people you’d least expect, both for bad AND good... #WhatAWorld

Wait MARTY SUPREME *isn’t* the title of the Scorsese docu-series?!?

Jeff Bridges bringing out his official Dudeness tonight on Kimmel made me all kinds of happy... #Abide

Wait a tick, DiCaprio is friggin’ 50. How can he be playing young Shiherlis when Kilmer was 35 during HEAT?... #TheMathDontMath

And now after losing all the bulk for his ‘serious actor’ bid, my man’s gonna have to gain it all back for the JUMANJI 3 (or 4 depening on your count) that he’ll have to make next... #SoMuchForSeriousRock

Queen Zelda hath spoken... #AIis4Losers

This kid puts every single one of us to shame... #RealHero

Hey, Lynne Ramsay, how ‘bout a nice comedy for a change?... #PuraDensidad

Follow this account please. This shop is owned by 4 Paddystinians. All you have to do is retweet...so the right crowd will discover us...

This is so money...

Because it is my favorite movie of 2025, I think everyone on earth should watch Absolute Dominion by Palestinian filmmaker - (and the first Palestinian woman to EVER be nominated for an Oscar) - Lexi Alexander ♥️

Our little family project… www.iraidanoriega.com/esperanza

Can’t stop watching it. This dude cracked the code. Everyone should show up at protests in one of these... #CartoonRemonstrance

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

wizard frog is insane

Chespirito sketch on SNL got all of Mexico going like this today:

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

Gonna be hilarious when the next one starts and Toretto’s kid in the cliffhanger is now 27 years old... #NotSoFastTurnaround

I’m still stuck on ‘forced her to kiss the israeli flag’. What kinda psychotic cartoon villain shit is that?... #MotherfuckIsrael

All Hail Queen Thelma... #TheGOAT

I could get nitpicky but ain’t gonna, SPINAL TAP II brought me plenty of joy and a handful of big laughs. These guys have settled nicely into their dad-joke era and I’m here for it. Also, those songs are still all bangers... #To11

Mood…

Being passionate about Taylor Swift is like being passionate about Bed, Bath & Beyond. There's nothing there. Just marketing and brand identity and hollow, acquisitive greed.

Sometimes it’s hard to keep it real...

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

The blue pill/red pill choice from THE MATRIX presented in two headlines.

At one point in the movie S1MONE, Pacino’s character has the fake actress say in an interview that she’s ‘saving herself for marriage’. What is it with dudes' weird fixation on ‘virgins’?... #Freaks

And y’all thought that movie was cute... #ItWasAHorrorFilmAllAlong

It’s funny watching Matt Le Blanc do actual ‘smell-the-fart’ acting in LOST IN SPACE... #ItsAMooPoint

Where will I be this time tomorrow?...

KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON... #KingMarty

In the wrestler-turned-actor world, Bautista is my man and I do have a soft spot for Dwayne (sometimes) but Cena is legit becoming a great fucken’ actor, man... #RespectToThePeacemaker

Serious hive mind question ‘cause maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but am I alone in thinking that sending hour-long (or longer) voice messages is sociopathic behavior?... #SeemsCrazy

Then do a tight five on Jamal Khashoggi, Dave

He’s so far up his own ass that he has hit the tippy top of his skull... #FuckingDeluded

My mind has Nino Brown’ed so many (I thought smart) folks... #AIis4Losers