I would prefer any immigrant with a face tattoo in my apartment overnight to Stephen Miller in my apartment for five minutes, so

roll a deception check with disadvantage

I love The Verge

Bari Weiss spiking a story because they couldn’t get an interview with Stephen Miller to accompany it is *chefs kiss*.

Live look of all the Harper’s letter signatories:

Congressional investigation now.

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

wow

Going back in time to 2009 and telling myself Bill Kristol is the Republican president’s harshest critic and Mitt Romney is begging the government to raise his taxes and watching as 2009 me goes into a coma.

He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.

Charbonnet’s “hustle”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Zohran’s not even in Gracie Mansion yet, and the Knicks already won a cup. New York is back!!! 🟠🔵

Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one

Knicks win

The Knicks are the 2025 Emirates NBA Cup Champions! 🏆

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

This is a disgrace and there needs to be hearings and prosecutions.

guys who so proudly post snuff films of boat strikes online suddenly don't want to release a particular snuff film of a boat strike eh

"Philip Rivers worked out for the Colts on Monday night"

I might need this on a T

Dope. Next bring back the Motherboard Guide to Not Getting Hacked!

My middle school bully became an NXIVM cult apologist. He’s already appeared in one doc but old love to just focus on him.

One thing we don’t talk enough about is how horrifying the CarFax Car Fox is. He looks like CGI Sonic before they fixed him.

Sandwich too structurally sound? Avocado to the rescue

Literally a participation trophy.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred can be finacialized.

Mad Men 4K

“The buck stops, uhh, somewhere over there. ‘Buck’—it’s an old-fashion word, but it’s a beautiful word—it doesn’t stop with me.”

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

It really isn’t said enough how much these people straight up hate America. People should say this a lot more frequently. They simply don’t like the good parts of modern American life.

I think it’s weird that Bluesky apparently just discovered this meme in the last week.

There is a well coordinated national campaign targeting a single trans professor at Oklahoma University to get her fired. It's part of a broader campaign to push trans people out of public life entirely. It was never about sports.

if these patriots are so eager to throw money at the government for nonsense why not just Tax Them

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

knowing what the word "bugonia" means is a somewhat important part of understanding the movie Bugonia

When reached for comment, DHS said “We Want The Subbbbs.”

WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers... ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets? WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.

maybe i am going insane

There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.