Lakers are looking pretty foolish out there right now.

Aaannnnndddd they switch the audio to the NFL game Both teams are sub-.500 #Christmasisforbasketball #nbasky

Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.

Me enjoying basketball in Vegas for the 30 minutes until they switch to basketball. Christmas is for basketball. #nbasky

It’s good to see the idiots of Bedford Falls coming together to fix the problem the created in the first place.

Sometimes I think about James Stewart talking dirty “Why don’t you come over here and talk to Jimmy”

Without access to George Bailey’s love gun, Mary becomes an old maid librarian because of course.

Pottersville for sure looks like a lot more fun than Bedford Falls(which I still insist is made up of idiots)

The best part of Its a Wonderful Life

It’s a Wonderful Life(1946): Ambitious man doesn’t follow dreams because of family’s business mismanagement. Instead of traveling, he marries local girl in a town full of idiots. After a few years, man has midlife crisis and has hallucinations of angels and a world where he was never born.

Bedford Falls is a town full of idiots.

It’s a Wonderful Life(1946): Ambitious man doesn’t follow dreams because of family’s business mismanagement. Instead of traveling, he marries local girl. After a few years, man has midlife crisis and has hallucinations of angels and a world where he actually followed his dreams.

This Christmas Eve, I am walking around the Fontainbleau casino eating Doritos and drinking Mr Pibb

In case anyone cares, the satriale’s shirt sold out while in my cart at 8:00:30 PST

This guy

I will 100% kill to get this sweatshirt. kith.com/collections/...

If you don’t like this song, fuck you. music.apple.com/us/album/kis...

The Ritz (1976) #filmsky

I’m not a big fan of Barr, but this is a good line

Also, I cheated

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Hard fought game tonight in Indiana #knicks #pacers

Lord Tyler Kolek 🤣😂

Trump folks are flooding the news pipe today.

Its nice to see them get something i want to see this more

Knicks > Spurs and Spurs > OKC therefore Knicks>OKC

Trump 100000000% believes Venezuela is an island near Cuba.

Whenever I hear the beginning of this song, I think I am listening to a late 90’s Acura commercial. music.apple.com/us/album/ber...

I am a dork

This is just a little on the nose, don’t you think?

1995 really was a great year for movies. Heat Casino Toy Story Sense and Sensibility Leaving Las Vegas Doom Generation Mallrats Get Shorty Strange Days To Die For Jade Kicking and Screaming Dead Presidents Clueless Living in Oblivion Kids Babe Clockers Seven Higher learning Before Sunrise

Sometimes I think we are all just extras in the Tracy Letts cinematic universe

This guy is like a small gnat, slowly biting away at my sanity one teeny tiny piece at a time.

Lakers really dodged one there.

The Shop Around the Corner (1940) is not just a great Christmas movie, it is a perfect movie.

The spurs are legit. Jesus

I am 100% sure I’ve seen more Laura Dern movies than I’ve seen of both of her parents’ movies combined

Knicks win

Knicks fans in Vegas have a great opportunity to see their team play for less than the price of dinner.

I feel like the Knicks will get more clowned on if they win the NBA cup rather than if they lose either of the next 2 games.

Hahahaha you are old slate.com/culture/2025...

I’m watching Jamon Jamon and all I see is the white GTI with euro spec round headlights

Penelope Cruz has very hairy arms

I say 4 Non Blondes have already released too many albums.

Eight months ago vs today. 🤡 @atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com