Why would anyone spend hundreds of dollars on a Messi ticket in 2026? You're just asking to be rugged.

Nasty work, Michael Olise

No backlift, just make it nice & neat

O Captain, My Captain

There are multiple ways to see out a one-goal advantage, and I thank Bayern for choosing the better/dumber one.

Vini, always incensed about something

This... this is the good stuff

SCENES IN MUNICH!

Apoplectic!

This game is FUCKING LIIIIIIIIIIT

That was so smart by Upamecano. Great run, great ball, great goal. This is an absolute banger of a game.

'ARRY KANE, LADS

Oh dear... oh dear oh dear

Arda Guler is on one today, goddamn

Thank you! @scottfish.bsky.social #SFB16

a lot of Sports™️ detractors/haters exist on bluesky, and that’s fine, it’s a Choice. but sports have a meaningful place in this world—here’s a pitcher showing gratitude to a healthcare team who supported his family during a tragic event. there’s humanity in sports, you just have to look.

League shoot self in foot attempting to monetize everything

Oysters. Might as well lap up loogies from sinus infections.

Nothing has ever made me want a product more

Boy did PFT work hard to find an unflattering pic of Russini

I'd curse God, too

Buddy inventing a whole new religion where kindness is a sin

Whomever wanted their revenge seems to be getting it

Gutted for Ekitike, looked like an Achilles rupture

This is incredible

If what Lisandro Martinez did is going to be a red card I think we are about to enter an absolutely incredible era of long hairstyles on soccer players

By far the best angle/soundtrack of The Face Goal that I've seen so far.

"He said the Pope was WEAK on crime, Dale"

This is fucking awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB3F...

You can tell when his body is laying another McDonald's egg in the toilet

That is a CRISP sound

Who needs a strong on crime Pope when you can have this youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s

Knoblauchian

Had a fun conversation with Rory a few years back while he was waiting on a tee in Austin Match Play. He just wanted to bomb one 350 into the group ahead of him because they were playing slow. One of us!

Vance is a Five Tool Tool

Chelsea have been effectively euthanized

Credit to the cop for not shooting the guy

best ad I’ve ever run across

First order of business: chicken fried steak

They fucking did it. #ArtemisII

Astronauts waiting six hours for said "front porch"

"The Moon only has mesquite. Fuck the moon!"

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

Are they good or not? Because I can't fucking tell on Netflix