I lost my absolute shit at the Sarah Sherman special and the fact that it has gotten less than zero press confirms my lifelong commitment to being a total freak. Or it sucked and I have no taste but I prefer the former.

Influencer is waaaay better than I expected. Looking forward to the sequel.

We are failing our kids

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The year's greatest movie ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER will hit HBO Max on December 19th! My @pajiba.com review below

As a director, Rob Reiner released these five movies all in a row 1986 Stand by Me 1987 The Princess Bride 1989 When Harry Met Sally… 1990 Misery 1992 A Few Good Men All remarkable and vastly different films, showing extraordinary range and talent

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Wait, where is Janelle Monae? Has she just been taking a break? (Well deserved, if so.) Miss her!

Guesses for the title of the next Knives Out movie: Where to Now, St. Peter? Space Dog Polly Boys Keep Swingin Never Turn Your Back on Mother Earth

Born on this day in 1948, Happy Birthday, DEE WALLACE! 🎉

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

Ok I was a Chair Company holdout but this is really stupid funny. Lake Bell and Sophia Lillis are great.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar

I don't know why but in the last 2 days I've seen multiple people posting about my favorite shark the tasselled wobbegong and in case your timeline has not been similarly blessed I just think you should be aware that this is what it looks like

Every year I watch Silent Night Deadly Night and every year I am floored by how absolutely insane this movie is

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. A signal boost would be a colossal help. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

Alexander Skarsgard’s response to Miriam Margoles (I am butchering spelling left and right) asking him if he is gay on Graham Norton is one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen happen on a talk show. He is such a gem.

Best Screenplay, Runner-up: Eva Victor, SORRY, BABY #LAFCA

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie

SEW TORN is absolutely effing insane. I highly recommend it. It gives Timecrimes energy which is an extremely high compliment in my book.

Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

I haven’t watched the hockey show yet & it sounds fun, but as somebody pointed out the other night, it should definitely be called Puck Buddies

Idiocy. Bigotry. Cruelty.

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

"When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend. It’s a big operation, and Clare had to learn Microsoft XL or whatever it’s called."

Dickbottom Douglas United States, Census, 1930

Fave 5 horror movies of the year (tho my fave movies were not horror this year): Weapons Sinners The Ugly Stepsister Good Boy Final Destination Bloodlines

The dog from GOOD BOY legitimately deserves award recognition. Not a gimmick, holy shit.

I love you all so much I’m going to make sure you get the chance to read this too. Made my whole morning.

I don't know how many shopping days there are until Christmas but I'm doing all mine here.

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means

For as low as $3, you can sign up for my Patreon. This helps support me as a writer, a fabric artist, an unofficial town sorcerer, and a human being. My goal for the day is one new patron. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last. www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

Frederick couldn’t wait til #Caturday to tell you “Have a good day.. or else.”

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

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