Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

Mitch Johnson, the hero sent to San Antonio to avenge the Seattle Supersonics

Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!

Hearing a Placebo song in this Channing Tatum Versace commercial is a bizarre blast from the past

what do you remember troy mcclure from?

"If blowing out these candles leads to your wish coming true, then our columnist Ross Douthat has an appeal to those birthday boys"

Thankful for this bullshit coming across my TL this morning because it gives me a chance to share one of my favorite sentences ever written (deragory). Tyler can never do it like Mikey Barbaro:

Top two are set in stone, the rest are off the cuff but I feel pretty good about them 1. And Your Bird Can Sing 2. Dear Prudence 3. I've Got A Feeling 4. Let It Be 5. Ticket to Ride 6. A Day in the Life 7. She Said She Said 8. Something 9. Don't Let Me Down 10. Hey Jude

I'm crediting the Yale education for about 20% of this and the time spent posting on Field Gulls for 80% of it

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

Realizing the Pope knows who Jarred Kelenic has brought me a little bit closer to god

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Donated $79.00, one for every point Indiana beat Kalen DeBoer and Oregon by this season

I’m glad that he’s showing what (white) American Christianity is really about. The thirst for domination and power to the point of blasphemy. They’ve been calling him the chosen one, an avatar of God, because he allows them to hate marginalized people. He can do this because they won’t abandon him.

Saying that astronauts are built different is a massive understatement but as someone with a history of motion sickness I cannot imagine how miserable it must be to bob around in that capsule for half an hour while also experiencing gravity for the first time in a week

Like 50% of what made being a big leaguer seem cool when I was a kid was all the "stuff" - unlimited seeds and gum, your own batting helmet with only one ear flap, all the pine tar/weights/etc in the on-deck circle, unlimited socks and undershirt options

Remember all this nonsense about the supposed inferiority of “third world” immigration? They really believed that and applied their theory to international relations and it failed. Racism makes you stupid.

Need to give a shout out to tree_bro during this "best tweets ever" discourse, he unfortunately checked out way too early and made his mark in the period before Twitter became mainstream but he was truly one of the greats

In general I'm fine with the Mariners moving to MLB Local Media for their broadcasts, other teams have done it without complaint, but I do have to say it is some real fuck shit that they're delaying the ability to stream w/ your cable credentials for a couple weeks

No one in the press has asked the most important question here which is “maybe the rich kid with money is just fucking stupid?”

Can't afford to take two pumps at once in this economy.

This is the worst possible negotiating tactic he could come up with and an absolute gift to Dems - this has a legitimate chance to radicalize (within reason lol) tens of thousands of middle and upper class travelers against ICE simply by putting them in the same room and showing what they're like

All my fellow Return to Oz heads just saw the Gnome King when this commercial aired

Explaining Walker, Texas Ranger to my girlfriend is a lot harder than I expected it to be

I don't believe in coincidences We finally got the last horcrux out of town and all the sudden the Sonics come back. You won't be missed motherfucker

Whenever they start pumping out articles like “What if fries were your whole meal” you know the economy is about to get real bad

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

We are at war for no good reason because we created a presidency with unbounded war powers and then elected a madman to it www.vox.com/politics/481...

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

I bought metaphorical stock in Tubi being the best streaming app over a year ago and continue to be proved right. Jonny Quest! Magilla Gorilla! Teen Titans! Dexter’s Laboratory! Tom and Jerry!

in slo-mo, with music

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

no one on earth hates the Rams more than Ernest Jones

DVOA said these Seahawks were one of the best defenses of all time and I think it's fair to say maybe DVOA had a point

let's be honest, america needed the patriots to get their motherfucking heads beat in like this

You know Mike Macdonald grew up playing Madden bc he’ll send a corner blitz in any situation, what a fucking psychopath

I'm going to be the person who doesn't care about Bad Bunny's halftime show for the normal reasons: I'm 39 and I don't know any of his songs

Never Forget

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you