People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

49ers

It’s insane to say this about a Kyle Shanahan team but 17-0 might be an insurmountable lead

Mike Macdonald has broken Kyle Shanahan’s brain lol

If that had been ruled a fumble and score I think the stadium would have crumbled to the ground

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game

This dude rules

Oregon views Kenny Wheaton's pick-six to upset Washington in 1994 as *the* turning point in their program. They play it before every game at Autzen Stadium. This week, Kenny Wheaton more or less disavowed any connection he has to the university. Coincidence?

Is it...is it time to start considering this Indiana team's place in college football history?

I went through the UW - Texas semifinal in 2023, I deeply sympathize with every person in the stands wishing they had brought more xanax

Rooting for Ole Miss here but every time they cut to the stands and I see all those Oxford frat boys I question it a little bit

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.

The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford

Mrs Piggle Wiggle. She's a problem solver who thinks outside the box and gets results

"My boss says if I don't clear out the warehouse tonight I'm getting fired, so come on down to the National Mall, folks - Simmons, Sealy, Serta, Beauty Rest, all the big name brands, no reasonable offer refused!"

Not necessarily my favorites, but the ones from my youth that have indelible images that are now forever associated with the songs:

Giselle took half of everything

I live in Bellingham, Washington and somehow between online and irl I've found myself with like 15 friends who are fans of either Buffalo or Philly and I can count off the number of friends I have of the 29 other non-Seattle teams combined on two hands

“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of

worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages worker 2: sacre bleu! worker: yeah for sure man

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

Man, they just cut from a close up on Deboer to a close up on Venables on the broadcast and it took me a second to register it, this job has aged that dude in dog years

this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check

@jasonkirk.fyi further boosting the accuracy of your statement from this morning's Fullcast that the Griz-Cat game is the biggest game of the weekend: the cheapest available ticket to the Brawl is $654, over $400 more than the next most expensive playoff ticket

Would love to hear SEC dead enders try to disregard the Big Ten strength of schedule while watching Washington destroy Boise right now

If this Montana score holds (and up 24-0 in the 2nd quarter, it's pretty safe to assume it wilI) we're going to get a Brawl of the Wild in the FCS semi-finals, the first time since 1913 that Montana and Montana St play twice in a season, and possibly the biggest game in the history of the rivalry

For anybody who wants to watch the funkiest shit you’ve ever seen in ya ur life the Celebration Bowl half time show is coming up in 2 minutes

1) Jurassic Park at a drive in when I was 7 (no topping that) 2) A History of Violence, so stoned that we laughed hysterically at the tense "we're fighting but now we're fucking" sex scene midway through 3) The New World (high, again) in a nearly empty theater. Transformative experience

having a beer

"The SEC is just so much deeper, you take so much punishment week to week, blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! I don't even care if it's true, just shut the fuck up. Nobody made you take Texas and Oklahoma! You did it for the money, and now we should feel bad for you, too?

What an interesting coincidence.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997

The crushing disappointment of excitedly turning to Fox to watch the World Cup draw only to be met with Trump and Kevin Hart

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

evergreen

Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Fuck you George Springer, you absolute bitch

Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing? Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly

We’ve reached the point in autumn where the first thing I think about after getting out of bed on a Sunday morning is finding and eating a cinnamon roll the size of my fucking face

Gunner Stockton looks like Brandon Flowers on testosterone replacement therapy

I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.