It's always may cause "drowsiness" what about whimsy

Laughing at the idea that a bunch of sensors are going to be able to warn me about a thread on the road before I notice when I can tell you what a driver is going to do next before they even get the idea.

Remembering some guys

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When the examiner says “It’s been-“ you can go with either “-one week since you looked at me” or “-awhile” and neither one fails you but it does put you on different tracks

I interned for Lalas in 2005 when he was the CEO of the NY MLS team. His intro meeting with all the interns took place in his office. The 7 of us sat cross-legged in a circle on his floor. Like kindergarten. He was dressed in a very nice shirt and slacks, with no socks or shoes.

This is great. Here's @owenjones.bsky.social basically doing the WKUK bit on TV, but about how in the UK you can't legally say you support the group Palestine Action.

I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +

I just learned that the term "carbon footprint" was developed by BP to offload responsibility for climate change onto individuals. Something like that's happening in higher ed with AI. Institutions capitulate or dodge; students are submitting; & they believe it's their individual failing. 7/

Tag yourself I’m the Palo Alto that’s completely underwater

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

It is now illegal to post this image with the caption “become ungovernable.”

I mean this did get some likes, so here we go: BAD VEHICLE BEHAVIOR I SAW AT LEAST ONCE LITERALLY EVERY DAY OF MY PAST YEAR AS A CROSSING GUARD: A THREAD

DOJ announces list of Minnesotans who will never pay for their own drinks again

Bake the giant forbidden Cheeto you coward

My daughter when she attempts to talk to the dog and expects a response.

Hot take: “Not wanting kids,” “not enjoying kids,” and “hating kids” are all different things. If you find yourself “hating kids,” you should probably interrogate that a bit.

White House lawn cyclocross with a shortcut through the west wing and beer hand ups.

They gotta put my guy on the float.

The three genders (nonbuynary)

This is the World Cup content I'm here for.

it's crazy how the "I Get On My Bike Even A Little Bit" To "I Feel Great And Really Like How I Look" Pipeline stays undefeated

The Tartan Army takes over Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, MA for "Flower of Scotland." An amazing moment on Night 3 of the FIFA World Cup.

The distance between them is getting further.

The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged

If you make out with a stranger on the street tonight you become a real New Yorker

I SAID

Aesop’s fables ass game

We woke the baby up

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeee!

Did a compost pile compose this

Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

Spursy

Fukuyama: We have reached the end of history. History: It's 2026, and an official branch of the Ukrainian armed forces is tweeting about how drone striking Andrew Tate while he's clout farming with the Russian military would be fun, but is sadly a war crime. Get bent old man.

The new definition of a dive bar is a bar where you take an unexpected nose dive if you don’t take the surveillance off your face at the door.

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My milkshake ducked That’s so fucked

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

The only real New Yorkers are parked cars.

“Actually I think this is a great idea and-“ Shut the fuck up. You live in a SFH in Berkeley and think Paul Erlich made important contributions and have a cotton tote bag in the trunk of a Subaru you drive to the farmers market. Adults with spreadsheets are talking here, your input is not needed.

turned it into a meme form

San Francisco keeps working to push the front lines of the suburbs towards the Pacific. We have reached 20th Avenue but the battle continues

Wow, it looks like the collapse of Institutional Revolution Today (IRT - Center/Brownist) is leaving the floor clear for Everybody Movement (Center/Bay Area) to become the largest party. It's unclear whether they'll work with Not Me Us (NMU - left/Bay Area) or Accelerate! (Right/LA + VC)

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

at midnight it becomes legal to hunt straight people for sport

I don't know how to explain it more simply but 1) the right of way isn't solely for your personal possessions 2) sidewalks are meant to be passable 3) you don't *have* to park on the street 4) maybe it isn't that the street is too small, maybe it's that your car is too big

Peregrine falcon behind Gaudí's trencadís mosiac and chicks this month in the Sagrada Familia. Kindly sent to by Eduard Durany of Galanthus. A total of 318 chicks have hatched in the Barcelona metropolitan area since Eduard started the reintroduction programme with the council in 2003.

Did A Thing today

NEW, from @zoetakaki.bsky.social & @peoplesfabric.bsky.social: A Forest Park cop won't be charged by North Riverside police over an incident captured on video where, while off duty and wearing a Trump jersey, he yanked a terrified young woman from her car and arrested her—for hitting a curb.