now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy

Richest man who has never been to another country

this is like the super bowl for dads with a pocketknife

Every time I go snowboarding after 40

Just located and put batteries in all of our flashlights and charged our power banks. With the high winds in the Bay Area tonight the power is likely to go out in some areas. Best to be prepared!

SCOOP: Flock left at least 60 of its AI-powered, people-tracking surveillance cameras exposed and livestreaming to the open internet. We tracked ourselves. The exposure highlights the power of these cameras and types of things they're tracking. Not just cars. www.404media.co/flock-expose...

Maid statue gave me a legit jump scare

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow chicagoshovels.org

Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

Induced demand but for VC funded bad startup ideas. Just one more failure will fix it bro, just one more round of funding, I swear.

The Aristocrats!

Ghoulish

Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!

Raise your hand if you’ve ridden on “bike infrastructure” where the posted speed limit was 80km or over (50 freedom units) 🙋🏻‍♂️

what is the charge? enjoying an intimate connection with your domestique on a sunday morning?

love it when we scissor each other on the group ride

So, yes, there's this myth out there (again, started by Cruz, but picked up by tons of people, some who are well meaning) that 230 means you have to "chose" to be a "platform" or a "publisher." And if you're a publisher you don't get 230 protections. That's 100% wrong.

my 2018 prius can do this with basically a backup camera and some rudimentary software. also every single one of these motherfuckers has a map app running that they are logged into, which 1. knows the speed limit and 2. is surveilling them

it should be illegal to ever drive between 1 and 49 miles per hour. everyone should be required to install a maglev cannon in their driveway

It is not a "surveillance state" for your car to know that the speed limit is 25 miles per hour.

White genocide is vegan eggnog

I can’t say for sure but for some reason the ones on Colorado have felt like rentals to me. I understand residents wanting to keep to themselves but I have only really met one person and then never saw them again. I would like to know my neighbors either way.

@nextdoorsv.bsky.social know any local reporters on the affordable housing beat that might want this info?

@paloaltoonline.com RV fire at corner of Colorado and W Bayshore tonight. I live nearby and walked over to see what was going on. Fire was out by then and cop said no injuries. RV being towed away now. Wonder if it belonged to that Vanlord.

The FAFO doctrine

The day of my political awakening!

It is a DIRE algorithmic failure that this is three years old and was not shown to me until today. Thanks a lot, Al Gore.

An astonishing percentage of Americans are open to car-free living. The problem isn't attitudes. The problem is the failure to invest in viable options. humantransit.org/2025/12/many...

This happened in my city last week. Since it seems like the entire world is obsessing over the potential dangers of teens riding ebikes lately, I feel like a reminder is in order: drivers are far and away the greatest threat to your kid and everyone else on the road, and always will be.

Before that I was in crypto and VC, naturally

linkedin job history Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present | Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024 | Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023

Interesting. I was told I would be completely discredited when the evidence comes out. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

It’s such a quaint little winery, first one I visited when I moved here I think.

All of my enclosure enrichments need charging

you gotta admit “GDC moving from San Francisco to Saudi Arabia” is pretty funny

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Born in Waymo

Thinking about how all cars are Too Big now

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/

43 comments in 39 minutes the drivers are NOT okay

Yes bsky.app/profile/priz...

Too Short talking to himself: “I know Pat Spencer’s favorite word.”

Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house

Y’all should have known from the Vuelta that they weren’t fucking around

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

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I was fine with all the other stuff but this is a bridge too far. She’s cancelled!