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Another week where not winning the lottery is interfering with having amazing travel plans.

One of the beautiful things about social media is that sometimes when you scream into the void, after a pause, a voice or two may answer back “fuck, me too” and you feel a little less alone in the world

I’m glad you didn’t get raptured.

always have a back up plan

I’m going to edge all day tomorrow so I get Raptured I’ll cum in heaven.

Anytime I read of people spreading the rumor of imminent Rapture I always think it’s just that some con artists are about to * disappear with a as much loot as they could swindle. If anyone is wild enough to actually believe their own prediction do they just wake up and go about a regular Thursday?

I can’t believe our society is going to be algorithmed to its doom.

“You have never been in love, until you’ve seen the stars reflect in the reservoirs.” What a line. Morrissey last night in Toronto.

😆 Optimus is mulling over 3 of his 4 directives: - Kill You - Kill Himself - Cause a 42 car pile up on the freeway and Kill everyone

Apparently, there are 3 movies coming out this year called Good Boy. This is not the one we saw at TIFF today. Pro tip: don’t put “Good Boy” into your Twitter search bar.

Robot seems as cool as a cyber truck.

89 nine seconds to doomsday <clock>... unrelated to 30 seconds to Mars.

This is one of the best final paragraphs I’ve ever read. It’s from The Bridge of San Luis Rey by Thornton Wilder.

Two roads diverged in a yellow cake… - Robert Frosting

This is one of the best final paragraphs I’ve ever read. It’s from The Bridge of San Luis Rey by Thornton Wilder.

So, he's still alive?

Its the weekend skeet about cum all you want

tried out THE FLY telepods but a secret turkey was in there, now I can’t type

I need new music to listen to. Send me your recommendations.

Is my brain just rotted or does a “5 albums you need to listen to!!!” Tik Tok not need to be a 2-parter?

I’ll like your posts on Twitter and BlueSky, IDGAF.

i imagine a future in which we are all okay

Before labubu, there was this kid who watched way too many of us jerk off

Anyone else ready for a nap?

Just finished ‘The Unworthy’. 🔥🙌🏾 Agustina Bazterrica may not be for everyone but she is definitely for me. 🖤 Her writing packs a punch; artfully dark and disturbing for those who enjoy peering into the abyss. 💙📚😱🖤

A recently divorced friend is re-entering the dating scene. An alert popped up on my phone from him saying, “Looks like I’m getting laid…” I opened my phone and the message said “Looks like I’m getting laid off next month.”

i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free

What's your favourite sad song?

It must be exhausting being you.

. Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. . That's because they're Inca hoots.

Normalize proposing to Edgar Allan Poe during a seance.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

BREAKING: Donald Trump Reassures Public That He is Very Busy Coming Up With More Excuses to Not Release the Epstein Files

Who knew that all you had to do to get people interested in hiking was tell them they couldn't go hiking?

I’m going back to bed.

What’s cool is that now when you yell “losers” at a bunch of masked ICE goons, there’s a chance one of them is Dean Cain

INVENTOR OF THE VEST: fuck you arms

Got an Amazon gift card so I guess I'm buying some of your smut. Send me the links.

Got an Amazon gift card so I guess I'm buying some of your smut. Send me the links.

Age verification? I'm still trying to prove I'm not a robot.

I’ve decided to become more health conscious and started tracking what I eat.

Me in 2025 seeing the stereo components I abandoned for streaming services and tiny room speakers: "I'm assembling a team."

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"Have you tried buying concert tickets?" -me as a therapist.

It's hard to say if it's more humiliating to be caught having an office affair on the Jumbotron or caught at a Coldplay concert

Famous Files: 4) X 3) Rockford 2) Penske 1) Epstein

Hot introverts in your area want to cancel plans with you.