My heart omg

There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die

like, scoob, what’s wrong man RAGGY, I’M RON THE REPSTEIN RIST

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

oh they’re finally doing maternity leave, like the rest of the western world?

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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences

this is absolutely monstrous. fuck everyone that ever gave a terf an ounce of credence

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

man these are getting too real

two things are true at the same time: (1) hillary clinton faces unfair and sexist attacks that many of her male centrist colleagues are never subjected to; and (2) hillary clinton is a prototypical example of the centrist-corporate-war hawk ideology dragging democrats down like cement boots

The Walnut Tree in Benevento (The Witches Sabbath) (1826) Giuseppe Pietro Bagetti

"cancelled" comedians going on to have sell out tours and Grammy wins

“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet

“I was just following otters.”

Dem Senators and MoCs shouldn’t be voting for DoD authorization spending legislation as long as Hegseth remains in charge of DoD. This should be basic and a position that Dem Leadership should be whipping while loudly speaking out against war crimes/extra judicial killings funded by our tax dollars.

Drive Running Up That Hill No Action Summer Babe Rid of Me

Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money

steak and kidney pie, that's the ticket

[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent [me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

they’ll slap the baby and the parents

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

rip Mani, i listened to that album over and over and over when i was 16, it seemed to hang about all through the 90s

buncha wusses in the comments, fuck yeah bring them back. woolly elephants in the tundra is a life-affirming delight

finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

"Looper" (2012)

to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness

maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around

Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.

they really thought they could rah-rah their way through this

At the

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.

Sulz has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that having him in charge of a major international publication is not just dangerous but also borderline treasonous, if it cannot be taken away from him it must die