Craig
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all things go all things go
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10 months ago
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oh man, got me
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about 17 hours ago
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yes i said yes i will
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about 1 month ago
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Steven (with a PH)
3 days ago
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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Gordo!
3 days ago
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A K
3 days ago
He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal
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Luke O'Neil
4 days ago
The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.
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the republicans lost the spanish civil war because there were just too many
4 days ago
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Jerry Chen
5 days ago
(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend
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Fun
5 days ago
in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT
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Toby Miller
5 days ago
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what a beautiful promise
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6 days ago
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pretty solid episode of sharky & george
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7 days ago
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Tom Reagan’s Hat
7 days ago
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i loved him basically since i was a little kid, but selling his back catalog for half a billion and doing a podcast with obama both really rubbed me the wrong way
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7 days ago
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Jaws (1975)
8 days ago
"Amity," as you know, means "friendship."
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cait (and adonis)
8 days ago
sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
8 days ago
You see either of these you know you’re about to get your face blown off
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oh thank god
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8 days ago
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Jack Bernhardt
9 days ago
- I'm in a crime gang that fixes awards shows. We can get you any one you like but only if you pay us in tubular pasta - rigatoni? - mate we've rigged dozens
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Luke O'Neil
9 days ago
Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
10 days ago
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Spike Friedman
10 days ago
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.
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REVENGER G/T
11 days ago
JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not
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i have what i'm pretty sure is baby's first migraine, but seeing orban eating shit is definitely a pick-me-up
10 days ago
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Zachary Gillan
12 days ago
No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. 2026, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
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weeder
11 days ago
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Stephen Nuñez
11 days ago
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
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i just got to DECANT something from one container to another with a FUNNEL, so that's my day made
11 days ago
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Patton Oswalt
12 days ago
“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”
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Dr. Crud
12 days ago
i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
12 days ago
scaring pigeons? are you fucking stupid!?
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct
13 days ago
They’re feeding fighter jets to the seas like they’re shelter cats but sure, the communication service that unites our nation is the problem.
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maple cocaine
13 days ago
I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian
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Abu Aardvark
14 days ago
God I hate this genre. These kids who protested Gaza got arrested, expelled, beaten up, doxxed, lives ruined by outside agitators and were utterly betrayed by the administrations that should have protected them at any cost. Shut the fuck up.
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Chris Geidner
14 days ago
October 13, 1925–April 8, 2013.
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this is an all-time line reading, forever stuck in my head
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14 days ago
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Eric Haywood
16 days ago
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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looking at this made me feel slightly better
16 days ago
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Association for Scottish Literature
16 days ago
Trees are cages for them: water holds its breath To balance them without smudging on its delicate meniscus… —Norman MacCaig, “Stars and Planets” published in The Poems of Norman MacCaig (Birlinn, 2009)
#poem
#poetry
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William Shakespeare
16 days ago
You are a senator.
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Marie Le Conte
16 days ago
guys I'm quite stressed, about the World
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Michael
16 days ago
days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021
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leon
16 days ago
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
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i was dubious, but that last joke is the business
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16 days ago
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Richmond Eustis
17 days ago
I say this as a working class public servant and elected member of a Democratic Party parish level DPEC: What kind of person must you be to take in the enormity of this moment: the confluence of official cruelty, incompetence, and bigotry, the elite impotence, and decide the solution is "tax cuts?"
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more mr. nice guy
16 days ago
ot by the Coward Robert Ford
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
16 days ago
Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats
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columbo on the apps:
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16 days ago
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Hywel Roberts
16 days ago
Long-running daytime soap Doctors I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game.
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Micah
17 days ago
the correct response to this moment is "we must cleanse the government with the holy fire of retribution" not "we also need to do stupid populism"
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