oh man, got me

yes i said yes i will

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

the republicans lost the spanish civil war because there were just too many

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT

what a beautiful promise

pretty solid episode of sharky & george

i loved him basically since i was a little kid, but selling his back catalog for half a billion and doing a podcast with obama both really rubbed me the wrong way

"Amity," as you know, means "friendship."

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

You see either of these you know you’re about to get your face blown off

oh thank god

- I'm in a crime gang that fixes awards shows. We can get you any one you like but only if you pay us in tubular pasta - rigatoni? - mate we've rigged dozens

Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

i have what i'm pretty sure is baby's first migraine, but seeing orban eating shit is definitely a pick-me-up

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. 2026, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

i just got to DECANT something from one container to another with a FUNNEL, so that's my day made

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah

scaring pigeons? are you fucking stupid!?

They’re feeding fighter jets to the seas like they’re shelter cats but sure, the communication service that unites our nation is the problem.

I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian

God I hate this genre. These kids who protested Gaza got arrested, expelled, beaten up, doxxed, lives ruined by outside agitators and were utterly betrayed by the administrations that should have protected them at any cost. Shut the fuck up.

October 13, 1925–April 8, 2013.

this is an all-time line reading, forever stuck in my head

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

looking at this made me feel slightly better

Trees are cages for them: water holds its breath To balance them without smudging on its delicate meniscus… —Norman MacCaig, “Stars and Planets” published in The Poems of Norman MacCaig (Birlinn, 2009) #poem #poetry birlinn.co.uk/product/the-...

You are a senator.

guys I'm quite stressed, about the World

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

i was dubious, but that last joke is the business

I say this as a working class public servant and elected member of a Democratic Party parish level DPEC: What kind of person must you be to take in the enormity of this moment: the confluence of official cruelty, incompetence, and bigotry, the elite impotence, and decide the solution is "tax cuts?"

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats

columbo on the apps:

Long-running daytime soap Doctors I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game.

the correct response to this moment is "we must cleanse the government with the holy fire of retribution" not "we also need to do stupid populism"