Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

The thing about Molina’s music and his life as far as I know is that he was always “trying” just like I am trying and you are trying. “Trying” is the truest and most overwhelming and all encompassing condition of the addict but it’s also a lie we’re all in on.

it's wild that they were the millennial bored hangout spot and, right at the point millennials started having any disposable income, target decided to set all that goodwill ablaze

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Absolute trash. The author did not speak to a single medical professional and the article does not contain a shred of evidence that effeminate gay boys are being bamboozled into thinking they're trans. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

evil dead 2 was so important to young craig; I had the "who's laughing now?!?!" scene as the startup sound on my first laptop, and the equal amounts of gore, handsomeness and physical comedy rewired my brain. i hope he's okay

#7662D6

it’s so fucking funny that they renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War and are now pretending they’re not at war bsky.app/profile/kenk...

Who called it 3-in-1 body wash and not "lavage à trois"?

You're absolutely right. I lied about the message being an indecipherable SOS. I imprudently recommended against warning the search party. I violated quarantine by letting an infected crew member back in. And I tried to kill you with a rolled up magazine. That's on me,

whoops

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

the perfect pacing of this man's delivery is a really excellent advertisement for cocaine

Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock.

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

NEWS: Pete Hegseth said that trans kids can’t be in Scouts anymore. Scouting America told me that’s not true. “Scouting America remains steadfast in our commitment to providing a place for all young people to learn, grow, and thrive,” the org said after I asked. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec

apple music tried to do me in with two plinky-plonk heartbreak cancer songs in a row. it's february man, it's bad enough as is

Thon tree, earthfast at the foot of your Alpine meadow, dark, with mossy branches, – apple perhaps – can you give it a message? Can you please say spring will be there soon? —Kathleen Jamie, “Old Women” in THE BONNIEST COMPANIE (Picador, 2015) #poem #poetry www.panmacmillan.com/authors/kath...

only the greens can stop reform, a vote for labour is utterly wasted right now, they are collapsing everywhere

what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?

i don't know why (it's probably the colour), but i have faith that this soup would fix me

Ok kid you seem pretty sharp so let me break it down for you: I need medical attention immediately.

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

Milkshake puck

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Poller : what's ur single issue me : v e n g e a n c e Poller : oh ok i mean like in what way are we talking immigration or taxation or me : V E N G E A N C E

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

inside of the Television is a beautiful city. this city has many Homosexuals who enjoy smiling

Yub Nub, She Wrote

look at the fuckin state of this union

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

the democratic response to the SOTU should start with “is Donald Trump a pedophile?” and from there be entirely about the files

This would be considered a human rights crisis elsewhere

Part of the problem with Gavin Newsom is that he's a stupid asshole who listens to stupid asshole right-wing podcasts and invites those stupid asshole right-wingers on his podcast and all of this stupid asshole influence leads him to believe and say stupid asshole right-wing talking points.

zuck should be [redacted] with several [redacted] until his [redacted] complete a total [redacted]

totally not a political movie

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move

a year is a long time in politics

"John Prescott would be loving this"

any kind of melon. a contemptible fruit