Saladin in 1189:

i surprised myself with how gleeful i was at the 2nd goal. you cant bring on a defender with twenty minutes to go like that and expect to deserve good things

obligatory

the ways and means by which this country has absolutely lost its mind over the last decade would give future historians plenty to build careers out, but i'm not convinced there'll be a market for reflective insight

in a further defeat for the french on bastille day i just heated up some vichyssoise to eat it

well now i don't want anyone to win

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

RIP

surprised they are letting him do this after he whiffed so hard on animal farm. figured they'd do what kathleen kennedy did to benioff and weiss

mandatory reading

not sure if it was dead calm or the omen 3 that i saw sam neill in first, but little me apparently understood there was something innately, deeply likeable about that man (even as the antichrist). he will be missed

snapped in like a magnetobunny

alright hear me out

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

surely the chip in the ball could tell us if it hit that cable?

cheeky english penalty loss, babe? cheeky wee penalty loss for the auld enemy?

This is what happens when Norway go back to the dressing room. They relax into their natural state as pencil sketch animations

christ. there is no distance at which this cunt could get tae fuck enough

Could be us

boy twin pulled the tooth fairy verification move of not telling us one fell out, so i scrambled this morning, found 70 cents, snuck away the tooth, and when he complained i told him “it must’ve been a rubbish tooth” that’s parenting, folks!

unless sealed properly he will soon rise again as lich mcconnell

love him or loathe him, there's one thing you absolutely can't deny about Nigel Farage: he's a cunt

if i were participating in a world soccer tournament i would simply not have accepted a tainted gift from the trickster king of the fae realm

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened

yeah baby

this match is newcastle drunk

just playing this over the top of the game

england right now

keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament

fucken Stanley Kubrick apes around the freedom obelisk ass

weather's shit beer's shit manchester

love to see neymar suffer, has to be the biggest brazilian loser of all time

he absolutely won't do it, and i'm not even saying he *should* - this might be his only world cup - but it would be historic if balogun refused this

well this fuckin sucks

French Hydration Break.

bless my beautiful boy

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

bless my beautiful boy

unfuckingreal

english misogynists be like

the reason fitba/soccer is popular and why it has endured and spread over the last 150 years is because of the communion in the stadium between the fans and the players when a goal is scored, and var robs us of that beautiful important release of joy

[three stooges voice]: oh, a wife guy, eh?

as a scot, i quite like this england team, and was immediately reminded of why i prefer their losing that man should never be happy

even this guy can't put together the good words on a day like today

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

the most appropriately-titled poem of all time:

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event