Had to take our dog to the vets yesterday. She got into the board games and ate the bag of scrabble letters. No word yet.

i run into the living room. "dilbert's dead", i wail. "what can this teach you about B2B sales in an SME environment", miniboyd says. everyone claps. batman was there

I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU

One of our new kittens sat on my lap watching Super Mario 64 speed runs

Microsoft Outlook just auto flagged their own Agentic AI event email as spam. Lol. Rofl even

There’s a fly in the lamp shade

If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever

Happy new year you fuckers.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the name is derived from the greek odussomai: to be angry, to hate, to be grieved - so homer named the story HATEMYLIFE with a hero named HATERADE

Laura Palmer's Theme

Nice to see Quark getting into the spirit of things #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekDS9

America think they invented MilkCoke.

Hmmmm.

first fallout 2 pb in almost 7 years

Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube. Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...

If I did that, my favourite photo of Paris would fade like in BTTF

Toffee Crisp are shit now.

I should probably play half life 2 shouldn't I?

The world may be on fire, but these two are coming to live with us tomorrow. So there’s that.

Is this what it’s like when we get drunk and watch Eurovision?

Excellent

I'll just put this random email in to read this gift article...

All my shit is still working :(

Just heard wsl (Windows Subsystem for Linux) pronounced "weasel". shudder

SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you? ME: Well, sideways and down, haha SATAN: Haha ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is SATAN: Your most recent role was… ME: Cinema website designer SATAN: Sweet

Ah, manually messing with VPN adapter routing metrics to get traffic going out of the correct adapter. How fun.

Stop doomscrolling and watch a rescue mission in fascist territory instead.

I was watching the Aircraft maintenance you-tuber "Stig" yesterday and he was talking about the extended operations check they need to complete when the aircraft has to cross an ocean. They are called ETOPS and the "funny" reading of that was Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim.

I cannot stress enough that you cannot even ironically turn up with the comment “Just use Arch Linux”. My doods, Arch is the most gatekeeping OS I have ever had the displeasure of using, and I supported OS/2 Warp.

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

No one does horror like the folks at the Onion back in the day doing Clickhole

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Faskil/115418001045501057 All mushrooms are edible.. once.

Right to jail... share.google/uUQptxLCu6dN...

Gotta block ‘em all! Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday. Flush these turds HERE - bsky.app/profile/did:...

News: “Formula One signs a deal with Apple TV to show qualifying and races” Ok, maybe I’ll start watching again now it’s more access… News:”Except in the UK” Ah, I guess not.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

DC are trying too hard at this point

So Discord officially did the age-verification-goverment-id loss thing. The think that everyone who spent any time looking at the UK ID verification law knew would happen. Looking forward to absolutely nothing changing.

🎵I've got pills They're multiplying Cos am four decades old🎵 🎵And the doctor Thinks am dying Cos I pack the pies in🎵

Dolly Parton could’ve written Das Kapital, but Karl Marx couldn’t have written 9 to 5 and it shows

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@tracketpacer/115305347016838807 If you're a rocket nerd you should seriously consider this.

CW: Mr Beast and a frankly unbelievable headline Sorry, what?

TOO MANY SECRETS

The Nazi extermination programs didn’t begin with Jews. It began in September 1939 with the involuntary euthanasia of people with disabilities and the mentally ill under the Aktion T4 program. That’s how they developed their techniques of mass extermination.

relatives went to a family friend's funeral, and they've just returned to tell me the vicars knicker's fell down and someone's phone rang with an addams family ringtone, but apart from that it went great