Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

thespectacleofexcess.com/2019/05/06/t... let me spruik one of my favourite pieces

feels crazy that i didn't see more people on here slamming mjf's hair plugs. how has this not been the center of 7-8 extremely mean posts

oh fuck it, free to read www.patreon.com/posts/alrigh...

Trevor Paglen's "Limit Telephotography" is such an interesting and unique piece of work, using astrophotography lenses to image classified military and intelligence sites.

🤼‍♂️Now that I know he's doing fine, I gotta say it's so funny that he did the Mike Fossey tweet in real life:

I said a while back that genAI is the language of fascism and I got a lot of pushback from AI enthusiasts. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

return of the king (of losing things)

KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA

Tanahashi, Ibushi, Naito, Omega, Ospreay, Shibata, Muto. You're only going to see all of them together here or in a physical therapist's waiting room.

OMG 😭 #棚橋弘至 🤼‍♂️

Seasons greetings Bluesky buddies. Whoever you are, wherever you are, I hope you’ll be spending some time in the next few days with people you care about and who care about you. Happy Holidays

I’m in a spectacularly bad mood so this is hitting at the worst time but I have no clearer way to say it: fuck this company. Your choices are literally “occasionally do too much flippy shit” or “actively in bed with fascism”. I’m sorry if years of Fed propaganda have rotted your brains but cmon.

cool, cool cool

The End of Herstory

lesbian sex is sooooo intricate

Harley Cameron is soooo sexually confusing to me. she looks physically like every girl whomst bullied me in high school, but she vibes like every girl I had an erotically charged but ultimately unconsummated friendship with in high school

lady in the theatre seat in front of my at king lear did not know the plot of king lear. the play took an intermission after gloucester’s eyes were pulled out and she said, when the lights came up: “I knew it was a tragedy, but that’s like: awful!” didn’t catch her response to the end of the play

no wait better idea. luchasaurus wearing a shirt that says 'don't stick your dick in crazy unless you want it bitten off' and jack perry wearing a shirt that says 'i'm crazy'

...oh, WOW. #AEWDynamite

today

are kris statlander and jamie hayter going to fuck??

obsessed that the bucks are doing a face turn and the turn is just: we miss kenny

just a reminder about pac's inspiration. his statuesona if you will

i'm afraid i'm still down bad for samoa joe. regret to announce. sincerest apologies!

There was a #Suzukigun reunion at #bakagaijin ! ! ! 😆 📹: (X) bushiron_24

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

Perfect natural experiment. If Biden and Congress had treated the Jan 6th insurrection like the treason it was and jailed the people behind it, Trump’s power would have shriveled on the vine.

jon moxley

campeão de mundo!!!

everything is pro wrestling (negative)

HOPE POWERED KILLDOZER

will think about marina shafir stepping her bare foot in glass so she can do extra damage with a kick to another woman’s face for the rest of my life

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

ALL ELITE WOMEN #AEW 🤼

goose speed

the character of 'grown up roguish jungle boy' is so good man. talking about friendship being the greatest prize immediately before stabbing a knife in a table as a message is just the right amount of lighthearted and funny and cool

kinda obsessed with with harley cameron. what if the blurst girl in year 10 was a wrestler.

average bluesky poster

so jazzed after yesterday. which of our enemies will die and allies will succeed today??

Mansoor is my new fav. 🤷‍♂️ #AEWDYNAMITE

tony offer him nothing it'd be so funny

Oh, wait... I forgot about the best wrestling nickname

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

Have you not seen this?