Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

sometimes it is 3am but you have to make fried chicken anyway or perish

I love spending 5h trying to go back to sleep but instead I have the end credits to madagascar playing on a loop in my diseased brain

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!

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when will i be crushed between leon kennedys fat honkers

Today is Tridi the 3rd of Germinal in the year 234. Germinal is the month of sprouting. Today we celebrate asparagus.#JacobinDay More information on asparagus

honestly, whatever. you were all warned!

Placeholder assets in a game should look obnoxiously temporary, so obvious that no one would mistake it for the final asset. In past games we've used the doge dog (rip) as an icon, hot pink versions of characters, our CEO's head, etc. If you use a temp asset that seems passable, it may stay there.

so i probably have type 2 narcolepsy but since i already take adderall and don't drive we're just not going to worry about that

me when i open the window to enjoy a fresh spring breeze and some nasty motherfucker outside is smoking a cigarette:

need potate

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep! www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

O M G 🦐 Shrimp bowl (close-up). Bowl. Peru: Ica, Nasca. 100 B.C.E.-800 C.E. MOA Collections 2990/180. Photo by Joshua Doherty. myvancity.ca/2026/02/27/m...

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

Remembering the ancient ways

Happy birthday to Renée Taylor: The actress who played Fran Drescher's mom was part of the cohort that basically invented modern improv comedy and Barbra Streisand opened for HER

wow, totally lovely writeup from @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social about IRO. Thank you. aftermath.site/i-roved-out-...

My friend told me the god-emperor keeps squishing her Duncan Idaho gholas so I asked how many gholas she has and she says she just goes to the Bene Tleilax and gets a new ghola so I said it sounds like she's just feeding gholas to the god-emperor and then the Reverend Mother started crying

mashallah brother zohran

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personal fave ides post

Omg I’m reposting bc I didn’t type the most important word in the alt text bc my brain said I typed it but my fingers didn’t type it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

beautiful women named irs are contacting me with many unfounded accusations

babygirl there is a tide in the affairs of men

I'm watching a big band performance on youtube with a man singing, and there's no captions *at all* until the man started scatting, and suddenly this huge block of text shows up on screen all:

forgot to take my afternoon meds and now im like. surely it's fine to take this adderall at 9pm

star wars but mace windu is jules winnfield

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

people are out there right now spending money in a responsible way and they are doing it on purpose to make me look bad!!!

mentally I’m here #leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

unfortunately i am a victim of pokemon propaganda

I can't compete with this.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

unfortunately it is absolutely devastating how the light now comes in the windows at the precise angle required to show me how fuckin dusty everything is

[goon voice] thats a real nice sleep schedule you got there. be a real shame if something happened to it

they stole an hour from women

i just got really sad that tube worms in hydrothermal vents have never heard daft punk and thats how i realized it is time to change my estrogen patch

if i get a switch 2 that will help nintendo harm the govt right

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

the clock is telling me LIES

Objectifying Leon S. Kennedy like it’s my day job. 🙂‍↕️

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

unbelievable that i, a pathetic scaredycat crybaby, am being forced completely against my will to buy a resident evil game for the purpose of objectifying an old man