LOL. Newell and Alize punching air.

God some pretty bad news about someone in my close family and can, like, life please slow down just a little? Maybe? Please?

I love Metroid fans. We are so beaten down and broken. You may be a peaceful person in every other part of your life but you are a pure hater when it comes to Metroid. A guy with a silly name mentioned in a preview instantly becoming the most hated character in the franchise within 5 minutes.

Bold to put the match of the night on the preshow. BOOM! #AEW

The thing about Hardy’s comments re: Cena vs Mysterio is it ignores that everyone knew it was inevitable (it was a Cena hometown match on his retirement tour and the only belt he’s never held). Yet again WWE confuses “creating a moment” for “telling a story”. The audience just wanted to pop for it.

What is this I’m hearing about an obnoxious sidekick in Prime 4?

And thus a new buttfumble was born. #NFL

Sometimes I think of all the poor children not born in Massachusetts who don’t even know that Worcester exists and I weep.

Oh come ON.

This was just shared with me and I’m HOWLING. #AEW

KENNY AT OUR BOSTON SHOW! THREE HOURS! I’m going to be so tired the next morning.

Saw some comments by Fed drones elsewhere saying that Hangman was “pandering to women” by calling it the Men’s World Title and… fuck their whole shitty “universe”. #AEW

Oh yeah. He’s big mad.

LOL.

Saw a Facebook post from a news source asking what was the final straw that made folks cut off MAGA family members and the comments were full of... MAGA family members saying politics shouldn't get between relatives. I've literally lost a brother because he's a full-on Trump supporter so... shrug?

Me: “I’m vaguely curious about that IGN ‘Top 100 Nintendo Games’ list.” Also me: “That list will make me irrationally upset so I should avoid looking at it.”

It feels like both a thousand years and two days since the last Mario movie. My brain is broken. That being said, looking forward to this.

Oh the Internet’s going to be a fun place tomorrow…

I would invite Eddie Kingston over for Thanksgiving, easy.

This is ticket availability on Ticketmaster right now for John Cena’s final Boston appearance tonight (door in 3 hours). Looking at comments over on the Garden’s Facebook page the #1 sentiment is “I want to be there but can’t afford it”. Thank you, #AEW, for being halfway reasonable with prices.

Having a hell of a day, but I did get to flip off the WWE production trucks outside of the Garden so that was nice.

It's a real fun feeling to live in a two-party country where one side is like "food or healthcare, you decide" and the other side is sitting in their cuck chair going "slow down and make it hurt me".

Me: “I don’t want to sign up for Netflix.” Also me: “FRANKENSTEIN!”

Not defending anyone for their behavior, but it IS interesting that attitude problems seem to mostly flow one way between the WWE and AEW. Almost like they train you to be a ruthless politicker. *Cough cough.* Just makes you appreciate folks like Copeland, Christian, Hurt Syndicate, Sting and…

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Ah, for the second night in a row I can’t sleep. Good, good. Love when this happens.

I get why Nintendo felt okay with releasing Kirby Air Riders in the same launch window as Mario Kart World. They’re both “racing” games, sure, but within the bounds of that loose definition they couldn’t be more different.

Dear Target, The last thing I want is for you to force already miserable and abused retail employees to be forced to be fake nice to me. Sincerely, Ethan

Today's been all about getting rid of my vast t-shirt collection. Basic rule I set: I can only have as many shirts as I have hangers in the closet. If it's full and I want to add something, another shirt has to come out. So far I've trashed pretty much all of my Terrifier stuff and a few hoodies.

There goes my Final Fantasy XIV subscription. Fuuuuuck off with trying to replace QA with AI.

Okay I paid a lot for the holy grail of GameCube games, which mean it’ll get announced for the Nintendo Online Expansion Pass like tomorrow. You’re all welcome.

I really goddamn hope that the good, sensical folks over in TKO-land consider how Ridge Holland got treated when he was down for the count and… just keep that in mind. Also screw the “fans” going “he hurt Big E so he deserves it”. Typical trash response to a trash company from trash people.

LEGO Star Trek?

And today we continue my tradition of not really liking Musou games but buying them anyway because Zelda.

It sucks that Queen Aminata is injured but getting Mina in a Blood and Guts match is unhinged in the best way possible. #AEW

Between Store, Today, Music, and the Switch App I should just give Nintendo their own folder on my phone.

I am nothing if not consistent.

Here’s your daily reminder that Triple H is a piece of shit and WWE is a propaganda arm of the MAGA movement.

Aside from being on that Xenoblade list I did a block search just to see. Lots of accounts with "WWE" in the bio (unsurprising) and some folks who I think liked a political point I made and then probably went "oh no" the first time I wrestle-tweeted (unfortunate, but I get it).

Just found out I'm on a list for "bad Xenoblade opinion havers" and that's very funny to me. I'm guessing my views on X run counter to the general consensus.

Oh Christ. Not again.

When people say that “Phil was right” I want to ask them what would happen if a coworker started attacking people at their job. Even if you think he had valid points in his rant he still *physically assaulted people twice*, including once on camera. That’s not what a mature adult does.

Okay. Fine. I did the thing and played enough Z-A ranked matches to get my Greninjite. Christ that was the very definition of *pain*.

Chelsea Green and Ethan Page are the AAA Mixed Tag Champions?

Legitimately the only individual pictured that I kind of miss is Mariah but also… nah. ALSO. This is what happens when the competition lives rent free in your booker’s head.

Man, Phil is *so* beaming now that he’s the champion of that company.

As a non-baseball watcher it’s insane to me how this sport goes from a bunch of, uh, not boring but… okay, kinda boring… games to, um, *this* over the course of a season.

Honest question, why would you spend the money to sit ringside on the hard cam at an AEW show and then wearing very obvious John Cena shirts? #AEWDynamite

Just picking fights in Facebook comments on a Saturday night while catching up on Dynamite. As one does.