Watched The Long Walk. That movie hurt.

Since AEW fans are sickos and whatnot, I think it'd be neat if Dynamite's theme someday becomes "Freak on a Leash" by KoRn. I am the only person who wants this.

It is insane, the jump between Resident Evil 6 and Resident Evil 7.

I used to think it was the first Transformers movie because I hated Transformers at that point in my life, but it's grown on me due to nostalgia. So, I'll say it was the time I saw Daddy Day Care with Eddie Murphy. He wasn't there watching it with me, he starred in the movie.

It is insane, the jump between Resident Evil 6 and Resident Evil 7.

I think I have a genuinely hot take. Or maybe not. Idk, I'm no good at measuring temperature. But anyway, I think while AEW Redemption feels like it's in the way of, not on the way to AEW All In, that's where we're going to be surprised most. Stories progressing/starting, debuts, returns, etc.

When I went to a rock festival as a teenager, I did not understand the culture around beads. Women were trying to get my bead necklaces and I was not having it. They were MY bead necklaces, dammit.

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I'm still so stoked for this championship reign, but this picture keeps reminding me of this Jeb Bush meme

I used to think it was the first Transformers movie because I hated Transformers at that point in my life, but it's grown on me due to nostalgia. So, I'll say it was the time I saw Daddy Day Care with Eddie Murphy. He wasn't there watching it with me, he starred in the movie.

My dog has healed properly! No more cone; she can walk up and down stairs again. And to top it off, I can order a Nintendo Switch 2 and take care of it with 2 weekly payments. Can't wait for next payday! Everything's coming up Corey!

Fun AEW Halloween idea: A sketch where the Death Riders go to the Overlook Hotel from The Shining & deal with the various goings-on there. Marina Shafir beating the shit out of the decomposing bathtub woman. Daniel Garcia dancing around the fellating bear. Jon Moxley debating with Delbert Grady.

Finally watched The Godfather for the first time all the way through.

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I think it'd be neat if Powerwash Simulator 2 had DLC for Resident Evil, Bioshock, Batman/Gotham, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Donations will help provide support for pets and their families during this crisis. #wildfiresontario

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They should make an evil Superman or a villain inspired by Superman. We need several stories like this.

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Hoping to reach $140 so that I can put in a grocery store trip and get food for myself and my cat, as well as some supplies. And help is deeply appreciated 🙏❤️💸 #mutualaid #directaidSavesLives #Helpsky💸

Two folks from the work group chat came out of the closet today. Great for them, honestly. 👏❤️

nothing is ever gonna beat work from home cuz there is no other job site where I can look over to my left randomly and see this shit.

Onions can go directly to hell.

Darby was thrown headfirst into that ring post. He'll be okay though, just give him an Ibuprofen PM. It's late and he'll need the sleep, not a headache. #AEWDynamite

This match is Jack Lexington from that Tim Burton movie versus MuscleBob Buffpants. #AEWDynamite

Darby needs to lower the bass in his voice when speaking to the AEW Men's World Champion like that. #AEWDynamite

Kevin Knight heard Will Ospreay with the Dragon Ball Z comments and said enough with that weeb shit. #AEWDynamite

Everyone thought Andrade was about to propose marriage to Renee, but no. He was just showing a ring that his United Empire stablemate Will Ospreay pawned off to him. #AEWDynamite #HowYouKnow

I speak on behalf of everyone, yes EVERYONE, when I say I welcome OUR new AEW Men's World Champion, Kenny Omega. #AEWDynamite

TONIGHT on #AEWDynamite Kenny Omega's World Championship Celebration Willow/Maya/Hyan vs Mercedes Mone & Divine Dominion Andrade vs Jake Doyle Cage & Cope vs Death Riders And so much more! Tag along as I cover the show live at @lwoprowrestling.bsky.social! lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling...

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TONIGHT on #AEWDynamite Kenny Omega's World Championship Celebration Willow/Maya/Hyan vs Mercedes Mone & Divine Dominion Andrade vs Jake Doyle Cage & Cope vs Death Riders And so much more! Tag along as I cover the show live at @lwoprowrestling.bsky.social! lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling...

Good day! Part 6 of Ryan's Run Through '91, my look at the world of pro wrestling in the year 1991, is now here! The 1991 Royal Rumble gets the full review treatment this week. Can Slaughter win the WWF title? Will Virgil have had enough? Can Hogan trust TUGBOAT? #wrestlesky 🤼 bit.ly/4gER0OO

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Steve Austin vs Matt Hardy, 1996

Back when I was a 90s kid, I always wanted a Blues Clues toy from like a Happy Meal from McDonald's, Burger King, or whoever was a fast food chain. Subway had them, but my family rarely, rarely ever went there. I never got one. I don't want it now, but I'm sad for child me.

I’m a Day One member of #AEWHeels🤼, and I’d like to clarify a few things from my perspective now that the discussion has extended beyond the community. First, a brief & imperfect history (🧵): “What is AEW Heels?” The Heels program was launched by Brandi Rhodes in 2020 as a way for women & femme-

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I propose something new instead of AEW Heels. AEW Ankles. All you have to do is not submit to the Ankle Lock.

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Seeing discourse around whether Kenny Omega should retain at Wembley, or if Will Ospreay picks it up. I propose a compromise: The Ol' King Solomon Method. Cut that sucker in half and let them both have the belt.

Seeing discourse around whether Kenny Omega should retain at Wembley, or if Will Ospreay picks it up. I propose a compromise: The Ol' King Solomon Method. Cut that sucker in half and let them both have the belt.

Movie trailers used to have that guy who had a gravelly voice trying to sell you on the premise of the film and would adjust the range of his voice to fit the genre

Just got Rejected for the Office Job. Trying really hard to keep my cool and just keep pushing on. Sorry again that this is gonna keep getting pushed cuz without a Car to uber/lyft with Im stuck begging and freelancing and applying. V: @/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo thanks.

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