Typical Sunday night with the boys.

PIPPER!

Zap Rowsdower - friend to horses, foe to cults, and always ready to KICK ASS!

Zap Rowsdower - friend to horses, foe to cults, and always ready to KICK ASS!

Typical Saturday night with the boys.

One Year Later.

How have I gone this long on BlueSky without knowing there's a Rowsdower account!?!?

If Rowsdower was calling, would YOU pick up?

HEY EVERYONE I just backed this! @rowsdower.com @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...

THE RAREST GIF FROM THE FINAL SACRIFICE APPEARS: IT'S AUNT BETTY!

Typical Wednesday night with the boys.

Whatever you do, do NOT invite Satoris to your American Thanksgiving dinner! (We already had ours a month and a half ago up here.)

Do you know how fast you were going, Rowsdower?

Do you have any idea what kind of people you're dealing with?

Typical Monday night with the boys.

Tonight marks one year since this account went online!

I was looking through photos on my old phone that I had found recently and I found the great Canadian hero Rowsdower

I mean, okay, I concede on Rowsdower.

Typical Thursday night with the boys.

One good thing about today is there's a whole extra hour to watch The Final Sacrifice for FREE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yq... And pick it up on DVD, to own it FOREVER: amzn.to/4mHKeIJ

One good thing about today is there's a whole extra hour to watch The Final Sacrifice for FREE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yq... And pick it up on DVD, to own it FOREVER: amzn.to/4mHKeIJ

Tonight, we're the final sacrifice.

DAMN YOU, SATORIS!!! THE BLUE JAYS WILL RETURN, AND IT WON'T TAKE TWO DAYS FOR A SEVENTH GAME, NEXT TIME!

Bo Bichette’s three-run blast in Game 7 gives Jays lead and sends Toronto into frenzy. Follow Game 7 live:

Game 7 has started in Toronto!

Please Jays! Please please please Take it all!! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🙏 🙏 🤞🏻 🤞🏻 #WorldSeries

Halloween 3 bravely asks the question “what if Zap Rowsdower was the lead of a horror film”

The one chance on one game with one team - a night unlike all others, with the boys. LET'S GO BLUE JAYS!

THE FINAL GAME is tonight, on the longest night of the year, and Troy is ready to take on the cult members, err, Dodgers!

Satoris better not pull any of his Halloween shenanigans while we're playing the big game in Canada tonight!

I wish this panel was from a comic book adaptation of “The Final Sacrifice”.

Who's ready for Halloween, eh?

"WOW!"

And just one more to go!

"We call it a 'Canadian Twofer', kid... it's when we win back-to-back games of a World Series."

HENGHHHHHHHHHH #Mst3k

Go Jays Go!!!!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU'RE DEALING WITH?

Little Known Fact: The Canadian metal band Ziox released a self-titled record in the 1980s. There's a line in one of the songs where they mention "Satoris", but when played backwards, you hear whispers of something that almost sounds like "Ohtani". Now we finally understand what it means!

On deck for tonight's World Series game, weighing in at 43 kilograms - is Troy McGregor! This time he means BUSINESS.

On deck for tonight's World Series game, weighing in at 43 kilograms - is Troy McGregor! This time he means BUSINESS.

I hope Rowsdower throws out the first pitch for game 6!

"Hello, Canada? Get the stadium ready, we're gonna be playing more of this series in Toronto."

Canada plays the big game again TONIGHT! Go Blue Jays!

Go Blue Jays! Do it for Rowsdower! ⚾️

What if I told you that a Canadian baseball team was playing a World Series game in the US tonight, for the first time since there were video stores as far as the eye could see?