I had the good sense to change names when I went to college which means the only people from high school who know how to find me are the people I want to find me.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

As a reminder this is what folks in Pittsburgh and Braddock told anyone who would listen about Fetterman before the election, and before the stroke.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

This is true.

LUNAMOTH.BMF

Oh no, who will protect shitty malls and deliver terrible tough guy lines with all the charisma of a damp sandwich.

It started small, but he ended up embezzling millions. I guess you could say it was a slippery slope… www.justice.gov/usao-wdpa/pr...

Federal Art Project

It's interesting to think that one of the big drivers of generative AI is very extremely obviously the weird relationship with their mortality that billionaires have. Middle-aged and over billionaires, desperately and pathetically seeking immortality, turning to whatever snake oil promises it.

How far can you get in 60 minutes? European cities offer vastly larger areas reachable by public transit than US cities of comparable population size. Source: lconwell.github.io/lucasconwell...

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Excited that we're at the I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I stage of the war

Some recent additions to my vintage Star Trek logo collection…

THEY WANT TO TELL YOU THAT METAVERSE IS NOT A REAL WEBSITE. WE DIDN'T STAGE SHIT!

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

"The street finds its own uses for things" as a moral guide: pluralistic.net/2026/03/17/t...

This is true with the caveat that the show is very critical of AI and technology. Finch doesn’t trust the Machine, and its only redeeming trait is that it is explicitly ordered to protect all human life. Samaritan is the contrast: more powerful, and capable of sacrifices.

Rowsdower saved us, he saved the whole wor-r-rld!

"We Have Enough Dead Friends" — Lena Oleanderson lena-oleanderson.tumblr.com/post/7810319...

Regular Nostradumbass over here.

SEATTLEC.BMF

Every car in your city represents $8-12K/year being sucked out of your local economy instead of being spent on housing, goods & services. I wish more parking-obsessed retailers & elected officials understood this. #WindshieldBias #CarBlindness

American Dream [Chrysler] — Thomas Bayrle, 1970

I’d replace it with a jar, obviously.

Eat shit John.

In WW2, the British government mobilized to create a global, distributed logistics chain aimed solely at keeping Britain supplied with one resource. Flagged as a critical war effort, at times it carried a shipping priority higher than munitions. That resource was Tea. 🧵 /1 (Image: IWM D 10405)

The senate has a chance to do the funniest thing today

And the sanctuary specializes in the care of the cats who need it most- those with injury or illness which would make survival hard or impossible.

This is like the time I made an "AI" that "coached" improv (it's a grammar based generator) github.com/RemyPorter/D...

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

This is one of those sentences that starts great and gets more awesome with every word

I don’t want to shit on the Guardian for this article, but Trump 100% didn’t know this existed and now he’s going bomb it. He’s putting his dick in that toaster as hard as he can.

If I post a photo of my cats and you say something negative, you earned whatever response you get from me. Including me telling you to fuck off. 😃

When I was coaching improv a lot, one of my go-to exercises was "Badprov". Just do *everything* wrong, everything you shouldn't do in improv. Ironically, the resulting performances were actually pretty good. Freedom from "being good" is how you get to be actually good. sharif.io/looking-stupid

In some cases where someone puts up flyers for a lost pet, scammers create synthetic images of the pet at the vet’s office with an injury and say they need money for the surgery.

I disagree that AI "leaves the soulful parts" to you, the software developer. The "soulful" part, to me, is finding the right expression of an idea in the limited framework offered to us by programming languages. I may be weird, as a programmer, though. www.anildash.com/2026/03/13/c...

Yes, yes, these laws are dumb, we all know this: www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/o... But it touches upon a deeper problem that crops up a lot: solving non-tech problems with technology. Minors accessing age-inappropriate content is not a technical problem, it's a social problem.

The Internet Archive has an EPUB of Liber Null by Peter Carroll, but it’s been OCRed badly and thus is largely garbled. So, given the subject, this may be the best edition possible.

Is this objectively terrible design? Sure. A usability nightmare? Yep. Actually ugly? I mean, no accounting for taste, but yeah, it is. But man I miss this era. I’m sick to death of every app looking like the same flat shit. All rectangles all the time. I’d rather have a glorious mess

Sorcerer (1977), Dir. William Friedkin

Incident Report: the holodeck is glitching again. One entire corner of the space is collapsing in on itself.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Don’t do electronic voting, kids www.theregister.com/2026/03/11/s...

I've never seen anything that is more year 2000 than this. rekall.me/post/8107741...

Wizards (1977)

Look, kid, we can put you away for a long time for this. But maybe if you tell us who sold you these microcontrollers, I can have a little conversation with the DA about how helpful you are. We don't want to put you away, kid- you're small potatoes. We want to know where the Radio Shack is.