When you become significantly physically impaired its hard to see how far your health is from baseline sometimes. Something that took my mom 30 minutes would take me 3+ hrs to do now. 😣

I took nearly two weeks off social media! Did it make me happier? Well, no. But did it make me less depressed? Also no.

Freezing a little whip cream with water makes a nice chilled treat for these hot dawgs in the summer #corgicrew

lil shrimp tail flowers 🍤 🌱

Ready to bring my snacks to the neighborhood pool #fashion

olord I need to get off this app

At least we got this beautiful moment from the game

Look, Wemby will go down as good, even great and he will get his due. But I'm still licking my wounds from the Pop era, and if the Knicks can delay another Spurs dynasty for one more year, more power to them.

@gamingcorgiluv.bsky.social Your post got moderated as "graphic" for some reason. 🙄 Bluesky being Bluesky again!

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i can't believe my husband's trailer was in the same show as the Final Fantasy Revelation announcement 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HOWDY DOOKEN

john pork calliaaargghhh!

My little flower pack for butterflies finally blooming 😍 🌱

Lieu: "Secretary Rubio, instead of holding North Korean-style cabinet meeting where everybody goes around the room kissing Trump's ass, I'm gonna ask you to come clean. There's something wrong with Donald Trump's health or cognitive abilities. There's a reason he keep going to the hospital"

The number of coworkers in retail that I've had that have fucked up their bodies in service of said retail companies is way too high.

Fact: a majority of your users got all their political opinions from the DS9 episode where Kor and Garak advocate for consensual socialized pornography under strict worker ownership. Just keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine going forward.

What a way to start Pride! More of this please 🏳️‍⚧️

A game I worked on in a previous life launched a bit ago and I'd love if you tried the demo! It's a very fun Contra-ish sci-fi action game. store.steampowered.com/app/2976260/...

It's that kind of Monday #corgicrew

Trump take beef

Time to turn these poblanos into anchos 😋

Driving around Tokyo outskirts and literally went "wow" coming up to this overlook. Nevermind the dinosaur driving a Jurassic Park jeep 😂 #PhotoMode #ForzaHorizon6

Continuing my 'CORN?!?' series

For nearly a decade, the Pentagon was warned—by its own contractors, analysts, and intelligence agencies—that anyone with a credit card could buy a map of where American troops sleep, work, and store nuclear weapons. Now the bill has come due in a war zone. My latest at @wired.com

What if taxing the rich works?

All hail the hypno-cocktail!

I just want to eat 1800 delicious calories without gaining weight, is that too much to ask?

Drinking my coffee in the morning and staring at these two tiny flowers gives me one (1) happy 🌱

BRUNSON DROPPED 14 ASSISTS IN GAME 2! The most by a Knicks player in a postseason game since Charlie Ward in 1998 🤯 New York wins Game 2 to take a 2-0 series lead in the East Finals 🍿

Huge "Dismissal with prejudice" W to @katmabu.bsky.social

the thing about cavs knicks is, as a heat fan, i hate both these teams and just want to watch okc or san antonio wipe the floor with them

@eboldy.bsky.social Rumor has it that your mother dropped off an entire delicious Costco cheesecake and you ate half, care to address these rumors? 🎤

When you're a little too late unpacking your suitcase #cats

PB&J at the pool hits different

Great thread from Roger here, the settlement fund keeps getting worse the longer you look at it.

The Iran War is finally ovGOD DAMNIT

Site is back? NEW SHIRT WHO DIS #bluesky #onion #infowars

Reminder: Albertan separatists are at best deluded and ignorant of how Canada and its treaties work, but most of them are just Facebook addicts angry that they saw a Black person once and obsessed with spreading Putinist and Trumpist agitprop.

Bartender: Anyone ever tell you that you look like Bradley Cooper? Me internally: Nice try at an extra tip but it's totally working!

Toasted and burnt just waiting for their egg tax #corgicrew

Trump take farm www.agweb.com/news/busines...

It's Taro Tuesday.

No, sorry, no. They can't... they can't call it that.

This is how I want to spend all of my Sundays. #CorgiCrew

Lookit this guy!

Garden haul!

Hi #WeeknightWriters! I'm Catherine, writing about queer people who steal and SOMEHOW immediately get in over their heads. (Who could have foreseen this!?) Thanks to the #WeeknightWriters Discord, I just figured out how to keep a line that made me laugh, which of course, is the main reason I write.

Anyway, if you know anyone in contracting at the BOP or if YOU are in contracting in the BOP or you work at one of the bidding vendors and have any concerns... please hmu.