I swear to God I wasn't ready for this

"do you have the shit?" "yeah I got the shit...the good stuff, too"

who is going to judge a myth because of its historical accuracy "Oh Procrustes was probably not the best bed maker in 2000 B.C. His customers would've left so many one star reviews"

Started reading Master and Commander and well

Didn't do a list of books last year but I took this morning to compile the year in reading. Over 80 books this year so far. www.patreon.com/posts/146530...

always what you want to see right off the bat

"get me the Justice Department - Entertainment Division" is a real possible sentence in the next few years

Now watching BY 2017 THE WORLD ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED

i don't think the dune movies are good

The @giantbomb.bsky.social GOTY Guest Lists, a tradition that started in 2010, will begin tomorrow. One staff member at 10 AM ET. Then five guests; one every hour. This will continue every day until @lexluddy.xyz and I run out submissions or we break the brand new CMS. That Dunk is here to stay.

Ah this is so dumb but it also made me laugh

www.patreon.com/posts/dead-w... Wrote some thoughts on a movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upzv... it is time once again to throw the hardest christmas song on the playlists

My goodness

so my old friend once again we cross paths

wow. this grey blob of rocks is just "chef's kiss"

I just asked my google speaker "hey play Christmas rap songs" and it came back with something along the lines of "Sure, here's a playlist called 'Christmas Hip Hop medium/light skin tone" and uh I didn't realize music playlists had to go through the paper bag test

well I guess they know about bumpers and dents

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w07... I swear Vince Staples is one of the funniest people alive

got my sock wet in the kitchen in this cold-ass house and I'm basically

Lately obsessed with this damn bread. If you're in CA try to find some www.labreabakery.com/where-to-buy

watched about half of Jacob's Ladder last night with the wife before she got tired and man her doppleganger Elizabeth Pena was just a shockingly beautiful woman. which tracks because my wife is the most beautiful woman

Now this is the real Dark Holes

Yeah that tracks. Seriously it's my favorite rap song in years

if you have to ask why the group is dead there is definitely another chat without you in it

man this is the worst cold I've had in years

I am so bored

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHk... www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSU... In case you're curious what the next few years of ads are going to look like apparently we've settled on a "white dude roaming 'god's country'" aesthetic

currently in some weird argument about AI with someone on a Discord about upwards transfer of wealth and removing 11% of the workforce, etc and he made the argument that billionaires will still need people to spend money on things to remain wealthy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBP... The Leaper has to be one of my favorite enemy designs from the last few years of gaming. Just insanely variable and super fun to try and trap in buildings. you can tell they drew some inspiration in the design from boston dynamics' little dogs

Lady have you ever met a carrot

...soon

frozen food: let stand for five minutes before...

why do i have to learn hieroglyphics to defrost the rear window of a car like who knows what any of this means

tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...

Rereading the Bendis run of daredevil and man I am such a fan of Maleev's art. And Milla Donovan is such a great character

we all know betting ads are the devil but there's a special place in hell for whoever came up with a family-themed ad where everyone's betting on their phones at thanksgiving dinner BET TOGETHER LIKE NEVER BEFORE

We're going to have a lot of turkey tomorrow but I got the idea of turkey sandwiches into my head and bought a breast dry brine overnight with herbs, 150 sous vide for three hours, broiler for ten minutes, extremely delicious

www.patreon.com/posts/crowem... wrote a bit about Cameron Crowe's new memwaoh

just when you think it's safe to extract

does everyone's zojirushi take over an hour to make long grain white rice or is mine just weird

that ain't a holiday google

If you guessed what I was doing at any given time you'd be right about 50% if you guessed this

I have decided that the soundtrack for Arc Raiders was inspired by Cliff Martinez' score for Solaris www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpzc...

why do I have to go in and click this every other day

tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...

By 2028 we're all just going to be like "well yeah that's what it costs I don't get why this was supposed to be funny"

that is a killer album cover