MyAEW feels like trying to bring back the territories model of wrestling in a modern format.

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

Ram is for the suburban alcoholic who fancies himself the toughest man in the world.

I do not respect all Majors some of you bitches are Scarjo

Such fucking horseshit. You got neutered, my guy. They did teach you how to be a wrestler, certainly didn’t teach you how to be a star. They taught you how to be an interchangeable, vanilla cog in their sports entertainment machine.

The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion.

The onion never misses

Hey, did you remember the Indiana Hoosiers won a college football national title? Have to keep reminding myself that was real.

Regular reminder that one of the best pound-for-pound athletes in WCW history was Jimmy Hart who I learned today was one of the fastest men in Memphis in high school and could lay the hammer on the gridiron and regularly did things on television like this during the Carson City Silver Dollar Match:

Who's writing this shit?

Prequels are exonerated.

If this stays like this, every American owes Egypt $20 for making last night less embarrassing.

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

Congrats, Sami. You took a 50% pay cut to get bodied by CM Punk on Raw and lose the title in a week. What a fuckin chump.

send the kids who were running into the church of scientology into the hospital hes (supposedly) at

Wednesday Night you fucking jack offs, where the best wrestle.

Chicken and asparagus dude

Bro wtf

Tillman is goated at free kicks.

this is the official scooby doo account

I want to crawl into a hole and never come out

Sheamus discourse on the timeline today:

Jay Briscoe Memorial Tag Team Tournament: Boom & Doom (Big Boom AJ & QT Marshall) vs Death Riders (Claudio Castagnoli & Seamus O'Shaunessy)

You’ll never see Sheamus in Japan because he knows what’s waiting for him.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Media: "Hey, Tony...what are your thoughts on Sheamus not renewing is contract? - Any thoughts on that?" Tony: "Well, I think it's a shameful thing..." #Wrestlesky 🤼

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Long haired Cyrus the Virus Era Don Callis can't hurt you. Cyrus: ROOOOOOLLLERJAAAAAMMM

up there with the “wizard war” post in terms of tumblr heritage shitposts

The people of Mexico have good taste

Be careful, the stand user could be anyone. The stand user:

Insists his family and friends call him "Buford R. Cheeseburger" has a Roman alphabet tattoo on his shoulder he insists means "Awesome Cowboy" but actually says "Payless Shoes BOGO Sale." qnnoys his Shonen Jump reading pals by constantly telling them the art sucks compared to Curt Swan's stuff

the writing by hand requirement is fantastic

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

I don't think she liked the VAR decision

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

ESPN told WWE their ppvs sucked & demanded more matches. Very bad sign if ESPN is already complaining loud enough to force changes.

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit