4 shipped made it through the Strait of Hormuz today. Iran still controls their uranium and over half their ballistic missiles. But hey, at least a bunch of Trump’s close friends made bank making anonymous bets on Polymarket!

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Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

Imagine just how bad those Epstein Files are?

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JD still receives communion. That priest is super MAGA.

This thin-skinned mafia administration is insane. newrepublic.com/post/208820/...

Trump couldn't even negotiate with fucking penguins.

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

Since she's a private citizen now, jail her if she doesn't comply! bsky.app/profile/over...

Trump calls this dude, “central casting”..for what? Swamp creature? 🤮🤮🤮

JD Vance: "Viktor Orban and his government are doing a good job for peace."

FUN FACT: With last night’s election results, Democrats have now won or overperformed in 264 of 295 key elections since Trump took office — a rate of nearly 90%.

The Republicans finally elected a president who completely and accurately reflects their character: A Loser.

Not What They’re Paid For. 💣🎀

Raise your hand if you believe the Pentagon is hiding actual death and casualty numbers from us. 🙋🏾‍♀️

Never, ever vote Republican. They are traitors to this country for enabling Trump.

Peter Dinklage has been cast in ‘ALIEN: EARTH’ Season 2. (via deadline.com/2026/04/pete...)

How do these press secs get continually worse? Their only job is to lie n deflect.

Yesterday was one of those days when a lot of normal people remembered our president is super erratic and unhinged

JD Vance: I saw the tweet from Iranian Speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf - "I wonder how good he is at understanding English."

By the way

Scotland temporarily ran entirely on wind power as turbines generated over 200 percent of national electricity demand.

JD Vance, in Hungary: "Do you know how easy it would be for the US to threaten Hungary economically?"

"Is the threat to wipe Iranian civilization off the map still on the table?" JD Vance: "They're reopening the Strait of Hormuz, we have a ceasefire." "Wiping them off the map - why is that language useful?" "Trump is saying he's gonna have consequences for the regime."

Soldiers died and over $30 billion spent on Donald Trump’s illegal war, just so Iran could charge a toll for oil tankers and turn a profit? What an embarrassment.

wish his cult weren’t too dumb to realize they voted for the dumbest of ‘em all.

Karoline Leavitt has a new movie role, based on a recent unflattering photo that went viral.😆

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

@crabman732.bsky.social is out here, spittin facts...

oh shit!!!! Mark Levin and Laura Loomer are upset with lardass over the no deal-deal he agreed to!

Sen Raphael Warnock: “The world now has to pay Iran a fee for every barrel of oil leaving the Middle East This was not the case before Donald Trump’s warmongering — and it would not be the case today if Donald Trump had chosen diplomacy over war”

Watters: Are you happy that there is a ceasefire? Where do you stand? Jessica: I stand in reality that there is no ceasefire.

Rep. Ansari just filed articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth. Add your voice and demand Congress remove him now.

Doesn’t he have, like, a job?

I don’t believe that there are any members of the current administration who have an iota of integrity, backbone or depth of knowledge. Fucking pathetic

Pam Bondi needs to be investigated, personally