Atheists are prohibited from holding office in 8 states. Pennsylvania??? Seriously?

The birbs. They taunt her. A second before, she was on my lap, having a chin-scratch. Then the birbs fly by and taunted her. She leapt from my lap to the arm of the sofa at the OTHER end from where I'm sitting.

The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party… Full stop.

I had to reboot my PC to get it to connect to the WiFi just so I could submit my homework for today.

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! I can't even. FUCKING NEWHOOK. I'm with UPL. This isn't fucking real.

Not a single Sabres fan has left KeyBank tonight. #Sabres #Buffalo

ARRRRRGGGHHHHH They're KILLING ME!!! #Sabres

... I'm going to be sick. #Sabres

My guts are in knots. COME ON BENSON!! #Sabres #Buffalo

Damn, Tuch blocked with his SKATE since he lost his stick. #Sabres #Buffalo

I'm gonna have an ulcer from all this. I just know it. Thompson continues to disappoint, I see. #Sabres #Buffalo

I'm a FUCKING nervous wreck. #Sabres #Buffalo

I have to go take some acid reducers and ibuprofen or I'm not going to make it. These fucking Sabres...

The Sabres are KILLING ME! #Buffalo

Well, fuck a duck. We're gonna go to OT here. FUUUUUUCK. #Sabres #Buffalo

He's fucking amazing.

I'll love the Habs again...on Friday. Tonight? Not so much. Sorry not sorry. #Sabres #Buffalo

Dahlin showing why he's the CAPTAIN. #Sabres #Bufflo

Well, that's BULLSHIT. #Sabres #Buffalo

At this point soak-and-scrub is your only salvation. May the ScotsBright be with you.

YYYYESSSS!!! RASMUS DAHLIN!!!! Assist by Owen Power!!! #Sabres #Buffalo

Oh, this is gonna be interesting. Dobes just got knocked on his ass. He's gonna be PISSED. Now all we gotta do is capitalize on it. #Sabres #Buffalo

OMG. I just did a really bad impression of Yogi Berra. "It ain't over til it's over!" DO YOU HEAR THAT, SABRES? #Sabres #Buffalo

At least they're only down by 1. GODDAMMIT. But, OH, I just saw Dobes going off the ice yanking his gloves off like they just insulted him. He's getting heated. Let's hope he doesn't cool down in the intermission. An angry Dobes makes mistakes. #Sabres #Buffalo

Eating pizza (and my emotions) watching the #Sabres in KeyBank Center DOWN BY A GOAL. But LUUUUUUUUUKKONEN for the save again!!! #Buffalo

MATTIAS SAMUELSSON!! YESSSSSSS!! Malenstyn and Greenway with the assist? Did I see that right? #Sabres #Buffalo

Someone needs to piss Dobes off so he starts playing emotionally. He fucks up when he gets emotional. #Sabres #Buffalo.

Buffalo is KILLING ME. #Sabres

So my king of the internet rabbit holes student tried to get me to say that I use YouTube as a source of information. Ehhh...no. And if I watch an "informational" YouTube video, I'm doing it with a critical eye. THAT'S why his ignorant ass lives in conspiracy theory rabbit holes and I do not.

Ate a bunch of fruit today and then ate dinner. I'm stuffed. And sleepy. But it's too late in the day to be napping. Dammit. Besides, I have another load in the washer that needs to go to the dryer before I fall asleep.

Just realized why I'm so uncomfortable. I'm running the dryer and it's 83°F. I may have to turn the air on, y'all.

"Cats are so aloof and un affectionate" Then why is Pepper petting MY FACE? AND GIVING ME LOVEBITES ON MY CHIN?? Someone come tell this cat to be aloof and unaffectionate.

I can't wait for regular season to start up again so I can yell at Marty Biron on my TV during intermission. I kinda miss that, honestly, during the playoffs. Tonight was fun because he was standing in for Rob Ray in the booth tonight. Kinda felt like I was watching a regular Sabres broadcast.

I am so keyed up. This is better than I expected, honestly. I was terrified they were gonna fuck this up and be done tonight. #Sabres #Buffalo

I SWEAR TO FUCK, the Buffalo Sabres better not make me alter my bracket. THE FUCKING DUCKS already did--yeah, I picked them against the Knights--and I don't want to do it again. Monday night, they better SECURE THE SPOT. I won't be able to watch. I have class. Dammit.

LMAO. Marty Biron's joking that all these game misconducts here at the end are just a ploy to get to the food in the locker room before it gets cold. #Sabres #Buffalo

I AM GOBSMACKED. ZACH METSA SCORES THE EIGHTH GOAL OF THE NIGHT #Sabres #Buffalo

Guess the Habs are a little upset about the score. 🤷 (Yes, I've got a HUGE grin on my face right now) 2:40 left in the game and the refs are handing out penalties like candy. LMAO.

Xhekaj just got himself a 10-minute misconduct. He's been trying to draw Greenway for 3 games now and Greenway isn't taking the bait. #Sabres #Buffalo

OH, NO. Bell Centre is emptying before the final horn. 🤭 #Sabres #Buffalo

EMPTY NET GOAL!!!! Of course, it was Thompson. He can't score on a goalie. Ope. That was mean. Still... #Sabres #Buffalo

HOLY SHIT, Montreal went empty net at 7+ minutes left in the game? That's desperate. LUUKKONEN is ON IT tonight. #Sabres #Buffalo

How you like us NOW, Bell Centre?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JAAAAAAAACK QUIIIIIINNNNNN!!!! 2 goals THIS GAME! OMG, and Habs just swapped Fowler in for Dobes. #Sabres #Buffalo

I have a stomach ache. I'm gonna call it "Sabres in GAME 6 of the playoffs."

I REALLY WISH that ESPN would stop using Tage Thompson as the "face of the Sabres" during intermissions. Use Rasmus Dahlin. Use Zach Benson. Hell, use Jordan Greenway. Or Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen.

Jacq just punished me for...something. She came over, hopped up on the couch, farted, and left. GIRL, your butt is STINKY.

*giggle* 5-3 🤞🦬 #Sabres #Buffalo

LUUUUKKONEN!! #Sabres #Buffalo

Now, now, Jordan Greenway, don't break Cole Caufield. I'm going to like him again next week. #Sabres #Buffalo