Someone tell me why my wench of a cat just side-eyed me as she was turning around on my belly. She stopped and glared at me in mid-circle. TF, Pepper? You're the one WALKING ON ME.

Damn. YT is back at trying to slip country music into my hard rock playlist. The song started and I looked at Pepper and said, "This is some hee-haw country bullshit." She did not disagree. I thumbs-downed that shit and moved on to Buckcherry.

I just said to Pepper, "Can you let me up? I've gotta do things." STOP LAUGHING. It might work.

OK. Does anybody else find it weird that Eric Dane's "last words to his daughters" is on Netflix when he died TWO DAYS AGO???

She lies in wait. #Caturday

🎼I did it MYYYY WAAAAYYYY!🎶

Trump spews bullshit from his ugly pucker-mouth. Some fuckknuckle: This is Biden's fault. There are not enough swear words in the world to cuss these jackasses out. My only regret here is blocking him before I snapped a screenshot because I know someone's gonna think I'm lying.

Come on, stroke! Today's the day.

This reminds me of the fact that when my stepdad, the hard-core Republican asshole, was alive, he'd have Rush-fuckface-Limbaugh on the radio in his truck and would TURN DOWN the orange fucker every time Limbaugh played a clip of him talking. They don't CARE what he says. They aren't listening anyway

Fucking #Pitt triggering me again tonight. Fucking hell.

Screaming at the dumbass on the Pitt trying to leave while he's in DKA. I have FIVE members of my family who died from uncontrolled diabetes. And now I'm crying. FUCK. I did not expect to be triggered tonight.

Here's where I am: I would've been happy if Canada won today. I'm happy the US won today. It's like siblings playing against each other and I'm the parent in the stands. I can't pick sides. I'm happy for the winner, regardless of who it is. And I'm ready to console the loser. Good job, babies

OMG, this so cool. This guy I watch on YouTube who binds books just got asked by THE Andy Weir to create special bindings for his books. You know, his books: The Martian, Artemis, and Project Hail Mary. Way to go, Dennis! You've got fans everywhere.

Lying down--hip likes that--and Jacq comes tearing into the bedroom. ME: Whatcha doing? Are you girls playing?" Jacq: *Purring trill. Tears out of the room* Then I hear 2 collar bells jingling and 2 cats fly by the bedroom door, headed for the office. Lessez le bon temps rouler.

When I got home today, Jacq was waiting to greet me so I stopped to pet her and tell her she was a good kitty. Then Pepper showed up so I petted her and told her she was a good kitty. While I'm petting her and praising her, Jacq is grooming her head and shoulder. I think my girls are bonding!

This Iran deal is BS Obama already had a nuclear deal in place, and Trump canceled it his first term. It started with Trump , and it's ending with Trump. Trump is the cause not the solution. ANYBODY SAYING OTHERWISE IS LYING.

I had a headache so I laid down after I got home from work for a wee snoozle. I just woke up to the sounds of the cats playing with thei new tunnel and pop-up tent. ❤️❤️🐈🐈‍⬛️😻

It's raining. Ugh. And my work buddy just called off in the group text. No motivation to get up now.

Pepper is so upset with the fact that she can't lie on the laptop now. She refuses to cuddle with me. But I can SEE MY SCREEN.

Whew, that was hard. LOL. Class is asynchronous this week. All we had to do was post our lesson plan draft and provide feedback to 2 other students. I posted my lesson plan yesterday and just spent about 30 minutes reading lesson plans and giving feedback. Done for the night now. So hard.

Leaving work today, I forgot that my knee was still sore AF from my adventures with dislocation. Started down the stairs like all was normal and 2 steps down I was SHARPLY reminded that my knee went through A THING a couple of days ago. Anyway, my knee hurts now. 😣

Lol. Got an email from my eyes doctor's office today. Time to schedule my annual exam. ... I did that 2 weeks ago. I'm going in in 2 weeks.

I will die knowing that this exists and it will be good.

We had our mid-year review today. Folks from our state team came to the facility. I...spoke my mind. Lol. Probably more than my manager wanted me to. But I said things that needed to be said. No regrets.

Dark Winds has returned. If you're not watching it, you should be. It's one the best things on TV. AMC. Zahn McClarnan. A. Martinez.

Damn, man. I did not expect this ending.

JESUS. I'm watching the Chateau Chaumond guy and he keeps putting in old footage from before everyone's favorite arborist, Nick, died. Freaks me out EVERY time he does that.

Got my homework done. Last week the instructor said she was moving the quiz due date back a week but it was on there when I went to Brightspace. SO I did it and my lesson plan for this week even though we're asynchronous this week. Next up: the "term" paper (2-3 pages).

I have found a solution! They can't block the screen NOW!

ISTG, people are DELIBERATELY trying to piss folks off. Yes, I'm white. And I'm TELLING YOU how white people perceive the world. But *I'm* the one who needs to be educated? I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK COLORISM IS, DO YOU?

So, last night, RIGHT BEFORE BED, I slipped and banged my knee against the kitchen cabinets--those tile floors are so slippery when there's even a tiny bit of water on them--and today it was clicking when I bent it. Just got back from urgent care. It's not a serious thing. A displaced...something

Just held Pepper up and "yelled" at her for trying to knock my drink over after I intercepted her paw FOUR TIMES. She's now mad at me. But, dammit, I don't want to have to clean up Dr. Pepper. Why is she like this? All I have to do is say, "No, Jacq, leave that alone," and Jacq leaves it alone!

Hmm. Might need to eat something. It's been...8 hours since I had my pancakes and sausages. Not a good idea for a hypoglycemic.

So, I cut open a box and left it on the floor as a "kitty tunnel" and now I'll be getting kitty tunnels from Chewy in a couple of days. LOL. The girls are going to love it.

I will never actually write again. Mind you, the cats have the tablet with a cat game on it. And toys. And the TV is playing a nature show for them. And they have treats and beds. And I've petted and played with them today. But NOOOOO, they must take turns blocking my fucking scren.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Terrifying.

in case anyone has any doubt about where I stand:

I haven't checked--I don't want spoilers--but I have a feeling Penguins won this game against the Sabres. 5-2, I think.

LMAO. I just yelled, "Let them fight!" during the replay of the Penguins/Sabres game. I am satisfied. Awesome playing and a fight? Checking the boxes. The only one remaining is: Goalie fight and that doesn't get checked very often.

I started going through withdrawal. I'm watching hockey from right before they broke for the Olympics. I'm pathetic, I know. But i like the action and the occasional fight.🤷

Y'all. It's quarter after 6 in the evening and I can still see the backyard through the living room window!

Ate for the 1st time today. I feel MUCH better. Curse my lazy ass for deciding not to cook anything. But I'm good now. Though I may go back for 2nds.

Pepper is watching Hidalgo like she has a clue what's happening. #Caturday

OK, didn't succeed in "do nothing" today. I had to take the trash out. The bag was full.

Said, "Ya tebyá lublyú," to Jacq. This is her reaction. LMAO. #Caturday.

She is purring so loudly right now. ##Caturday

Jacq would like to comb herself but that peaky no-thumbs thing is getting in the way. Aren't her little bracelet spots adorable? Like she's wearing tiger-striped cuffs around each leg.

I need to find someone to make me breakfast on Saturday mornings. I'm hungry. I want breakfast. I don't want to get out of my comfy bed. Oh, the dilemma.

Well, had to kick Pepper off the bed after 15 minutes of biscuit-making on my chest. I'm actually sore right now from her "tenderizing". Ow.