Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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Next time you hear about a sportsbook’s commitment to responsible gaming I encourage you to remember FanDuel sending a user who was down $1.5 MILLION a fun little thank-you clip of Bryce Harper wishing the guy an “extra special Thanksgiving.”

Nobody asked you, Bambadjan.

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

Slaughtering Sacred Lolcows

Either way, unless Alito announced his retirement six months ago we’re obviously way too close to an election to confirm any justices right? Rrrrright?

WAIT HE DROVE THE BEAST OVER THE FRESH PAINT???????

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Should have never gotten rid of the mini bottles.

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Interface spotted, lighting the @moorejh.bsky.social signal.

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In my first term I will bring the Mahindra Scorpio to America.

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No hydration, NO MERCY

Hear me out. We leave the octagon up. So we can livestream their fucking trials and punishments. Then comes fire.

Honored to have Stacey Abrams’s endorsement in my campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia. Election Day (primary runoff) is this Tuesday!

Yes, sir, we always save the solid copper seat of honor for our most prestigious guest. It even has its own grounding rod! Only grounding rod in the whole place actually, and we bond it to the scaffolding for extra…extravagance!

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Worthy entry

It's time to end the almost 30 year Republican rule of our state so we can make healthcare more affordable, protect our communities from ICE, lower utility costs, and stop Republican efforts to suppress our vote.

The Kool-Aid Man of Finland.

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He got out in 30. This is MAGA's vision for the USA. Full story from our Texas State Director Saadia Mirza. letsaddresstexas.substack.com/p/ken-paxton...

One line tucked into a federal highway bill would strip funds from cities and states unless they kill their automated plate tracking programs—effectively banning the tech for all but toll collection.

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Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

Yeah, I care about Data Centers. Like when Data is the Center of an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation

We lost another legend. Tom Kane has passed away today, who was best known for voicing Professor Utonium and HIM from "The Powerpuff Girls." His voice will always be with my childhood. Thank you for the wonderful memories, Tom. May Rest in Peace🕊️

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

College football is a Star Trek-ass sport. "A redshirt has entered the transfer portal" do you hear yourself Trekky

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I have yeeted the LMS my uni has paid for and which you were probably thinking helps you teach Forgive me it was surveillant so mid and so broke

My Mammotion has a B.R.B. on top, but the little orange "key" in the rear is what actually completes an electrical circuit.

That’s the future that’s coming…

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Unforeseen consequence of buying your partner a Bonne Maman advent calendar: congratulations, you now have a months worth of the most adorably sized jars that you know aren’t going *anywhere* any time soon

Omg you guys did you hear what MIA saihahaha no I’m just kidding who gives an absolute flying fuck

If you say it five times in a mirror, Bert Wesley Huffman appears