“new” fear of a police state that’s more likely to harm you than protect you is…

nothing worse than a parent who thinks its their job to take their kid down a peg #rhoslc

I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius. #rhoslc ❄️

(who tf is lee greenwood???)

What a horror story. Also let this be your semi-regular reminder that most pregnancy criminalization cases involve someone snitching to law enforcement.

why is this #loveisblind cast so horny (and weird)??? what is going on in denver?

free speech is when the government encourages stochastic terrorism because people dislike the president’s dead friend

Netflix needs to put down the pop music and go back to those license free vocals because why did a couple on #loveisblind just meet each other set to Katy Perry’s Dark Horse???

Jay wildin up here ain’t she? 😭😭

the man that said he uses Johnny Bravo pick up lines on women is a bright red flag #LoveIsBlind

he’s puerto rican, US-born citizen??? it’s bad enough to deal with fascists but worse that people this dumb have so much power

I’m sorry I know he has actual power and wields it but this sounds so funny in the Mandark voice

can’t wait to be a christian who gets picked up for anti-christian sentiments like saying “christians shouldn’t subjugate other religions”

“We are indeed going to have to live with each other, barring apocalyptic violence—but we already have been for quite some time, and doing so has not required revisionist history of the sort we are now witnessing about one Charles James Kirk in particular.”

even though this is literally his fault, no one should rejoice in what’s happening to James Comey… except Martha Stewart. she’s allowed to belly laugh

lazier than “Blacks rule” for writing anti-ice(??) when chinga la migra and fuck ice are right there

i am now open to offers of $50,000 in any chain fast casual restaurant bag. please dm for interest.

*taps mic* Is this thing on? The algorithm isn’t malfunctioning—it’s doing exactly what it was built to do: hide the truth. Meanwhile, disinformation about reproductive health? Constantly going viral. Help @rewirenewsgroup.com fight back. Donate now and let's make truth go viral too.

Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell

If i tell you "Laura Loomer look like Gargamel" ... Your response is ... "yes she do i hope she go live in a cave" NOT "We should all love our hook noses"

silver lining: shaun king will finally admit to being white

This is weird but not terribly surprising. This man has never met a grift he doesn’t love. I’d say he entered the right wing media ecosystem in about three to four weeks.

My professional assessment is that Ezra Klein is a moron @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

Libs are wishcasting Newsom as Kimmel's first guest after his long weekend vacation so I feel perfectly comfortable reminding everyone who Gavin Newsom's inaugural podcast guest was (his son's fave!) & what it is they happily agreed upon, on Gavin Newsom's first ever podcast episode

(it should’ve been Colbert)

congress isn’t embarrassed enough for me. what do you mean your constituents successfully stopped an instance of fascistic government overreach within 5 business days and y’all have had almost no wins in 9 months??

silver lining: not being smart enough to say acetaminophen will probably get several high-profile people sued by tylenol for defamation

if you think tylenol is bad for a fetus wait until you learn what developing in an environment burdened by unmanaged pain and emotional distress does to it

ok so, i know my last plan to up the [white] birth rate isn’t going well. but i’ve got a new, better one: we’ll incentivize people to have kids by repeatedly telling them they’ll become second class citizens whose personhood and comfort mean nothing the second they get pregnant

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

what if i told you we don’t have to debate if a thing that doesn’t cause autism/adhd causes autism/adhd every 2-5 business days because we don’t need to “cure” either of them?

I spoke with Charlie before he died and he told me that he was excited about getting deflowered at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

ummm Charlie “empathy is a made-up term that does a lot of damage” Kirk is not in— *gets disappeared by the right wing thought police*

another “performative male” competition: the children yearn for early 2000s John Mayer

i know the ghosts of Nixon and Spiro Agnew are pissed they were in office before America stopped having checks and balances

Disney adults, I owe you an apology, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

tom homan:

I truly don't understand how democratic leadership think they are going to move forward after voting to honor a white nationalist who essentially called Black women—the base of the party—stupid. It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.

*deep, heavy negro spiritual sigh* and now the digital Blackface… i’m turning my phone off

People of faith take far too many liberties with the proposition of heaven and far too few with compassion… seeing who people want to send to heaven this week … perhaps all of us should opt out

fun fact: they invented the phrase “all skinfolk ain't kinfolk” specifically to describe hakeem jeffries

Hakeem! Don't show up to the MLK memorials. Don't start talking about John Lewis' good trouble. And it doesn't matter how good the potato salad your mom made to bring is, you're not coming to the cookout. The rest of us are going to be not honoring Nazis.

Who could’ve predicted this, other than every single critical data studies scholar, who’ve been highlighting data bias issues for years and years? Given this previous knowledge, it’s criminal that this technology has been deployed at scale. A triumph of willful ignorance and wishful thinking.

i am very ready for alien: earth to end next week. this is too long to spend with awful characters when the movies take them out within the hour

maybe if you don’t know enough about a subject to do real-world application of it then you probably shouldn’t be the one to write about it how are you reporting on the constitutionality of something if you can’t discern what’s unconstitutional and what’s not?

If you're a white leftist who wants to be an organizer, the #1 way I know coalitions will fail is if you're snide to Black people online. Calling marginalized folks cowardly and stupid for trying to keep themselves safe while protesting? You don't have what it takes.

people involved w/ groups like Jane Collective (which didn't operate in nazi germany or revolutionary france) were not "members of a cowed opposition party" for practicing basic discernment about when anonymity is strategically necessary maybe stop trying to be an authority and open a book because

i feel like they already picked a side, no?

pull yourself together and go cook a big dinner with and for your sisters and talk about the concrete ways in which you’ll show up for each other in the coming days, weeks, months, years. there is no way out but through and the only way we make it through is with each other

i should’ve known Paul was gonna piss me off when he started cutting into the monkey bread. they’ve gotta stop doing American foods on this show because wdym the monkey bread is too tear and share??? #GBBO